LumberJocks

Big Brother

  • Advertise with us

« back to Coffee Lounge forum

Forum topic by MarkTheFiddler posted 399 days ago 474 views 0 times favorited 10 replies Add to Favorites Watch
View MarkTheFiddler's profile

MarkTheFiddler

1733 posts in 794 days


399 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

I can’t even have a smoke in peace without having the feeling that someone is watching me.

-- Thanks for all the lessons!


10 replies so far

View sixstring's profile

sixstring

296 posts in 849 days


#1 posted 399 days ago

I’d be happy smoking with the whole world watching… Just quit yesterday on my 37th bday.

What kind of tree is that anyway?

-- JC Garcia, Concord, CA : "It's easier to ask forgiveness than permission..."

View PineChopper's profile

PineChopper

175 posts in 802 days


#2 posted 399 days ago

Good thing you weren’t trying to go skinny dipping.

View Joe Lyddon's profile

Joe Lyddon

7628 posts in 2658 days


#3 posted 399 days ago

LOL… and I don’t think you can blame Obama or anyone else!! LOL
... BUMMER… LOL

-- Have Fun! Joe Lyddon - Alta Loma, CA USA - Home: http://www.WoodworkStuff.net ... My Small Gallery: http://www.ncwoodworker.net/pp/showgallery.php?ppuser=1389&cat=500"

View MarkTheFiddler's profile

MarkTheFiddler

1733 posts in 794 days


#4 posted 399 days ago

You know what? I have no idea what kind of tree that is. I have one in my front yard. I have never seen one above 15 feet tall. The leaves are shaped like very small jagged edged ovals. The birds love to eat the orange berries and then dive bomb cars in the fall. Nasty!

Congrats on quitting! I’m aiming for this weekend.

Me skinny dipping?! Have you ever heard a tree scream in pain?! I think I could make it happen. ;)

-- Thanks for all the lessons!

View HorizontalMike's profile

HorizontalMike

6915 posts in 1520 days


#5 posted 399 days ago

Mark: ”...Me skinny dipping?! Have you ever heard a tree scream in pain?! I think I could make it happen. ;)...”

I skinny dip in the hot tub all the time. We own enough land and the neighbors are far enough away that you can’t hear them laughing anywayzzz… ;-)

-- HorizontalMike -- "Woodpeckers understand..."

View HorizontalMike's profile

HorizontalMike

6915 posts in 1520 days


#6 posted 399 days ago

Mark: ”...Me skinny dipping?! Have you ever heard a tree scream in pain?! I think I could make it happen. ;)...”

I skinny dip in the hot tub all the time. We own enough land and the neighbors are far enough away that you can’t hear them laughing anywayzzz… ;-)

-- HorizontalMike -- "Woodpeckers understand..."

View MarkTheFiddler's profile

MarkTheFiddler

1733 posts in 794 days


#7 posted 399 days ago

Joe, It kinda stinks when I can only blame the trees.

The saddest thing is I’m struggling mightily to respond with a little wit but I’ve got absolutely nothing. I’ll just go back to blaming Obama for planting spy trees.

-- Thanks for all the lessons!

View MarkTheFiddler's profile

MarkTheFiddler

1733 posts in 794 days


#8 posted 399 days ago

Mike.

I’d like to have that much land. I think you also expressed the secret to life. It doesn’t mater how much they laugh at you as long as you can’t hear them. ;)

-- Thanks for all the lessons!

View PineChopper's profile

PineChopper

175 posts in 802 days


#9 posted 399 days ago

Obama planted spy trees?
LOL, I’m not surprised.

View robscastle's profile

robscastle

1513 posts in 810 days


#10 posted 398 days ago

The tree was planted by the fun police just to check upon all the happy LJs busily enjoying themselves with their woodworking, and wondering how come they work so hard but don’t pay any tax.

But the reality is its a close up horizontal mike in his hot tub !!

-- Regards Robert

Have your say...

You must be signed in to reply.

DISCLAIMER: Any posts on LJ are posted by individuals acting in their own right and do not necessarily reflect the views of LJ. LJ will not be held liable for the actions of any user.

Latest Projects | Latest Blog Entries | Latest Forum Topics

HomeRefurbers.com

Latest Projects | Latest Blog Entries | Latest Forum Topics

GardenTenders.com :: gardening showcase