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1978

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10-09-2008 01:42 AM

My wife was sitting reading this website. It had a page of funny sentences you would hate to here from your doctor. That got me thinking, what sentence would you hate to hear from your spouse.

Example-

Sweetie, you know that project youhave been working on…......well…......


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Roper

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#1 posted 10-09-2008 01:56 AM

instead of one crib we wil be needing two.

-- Roper - Master of sawdust- www.roperwoodturning.com

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teenagewoodworker

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#2 posted 10-09-2008 02:21 AM

get out!

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odie

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#3 posted 10-09-2008 02:47 AM

Let’s do something together.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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ChicoWoodnut

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#4 posted 10-09-2008 02:48 AM

Did you forget to take out the garbage this morning?

-- Scott - Chico California http://chicowoodnut.home.comcast.net

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Eric

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#5 posted 10-09-2008 03:12 AM

You don’t mind if I park my car in here, do you?

-- Eric at https://adventuresinwoodworking.wordpress.com/

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sIKE

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#6 posted 10-09-2008 03:13 AM

Are you ever going to come out of the shop, and work on your Honey-Do list, its been months now?

-- //FC - Round Rock, TX - "Experience is what you get just after you need it"

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bbqking

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#7 posted 10-09-2008 03:48 AM

Honey? I’m home!

-- bbqKing, Lawrenceville

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tooldad

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#8 posted 10-09-2008 03:52 AM

that crib comment scares me. Twins run in my wife’s family and she is due in May

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xhandal

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#9 posted 10-09-2008 04:00 AM

I have twins tooldad. They are just over 1. Cate and Caleb. I wouldn’t change it for the world. Be prepared to be tired my friend!

-- No Farmers = No Food

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trifern

8135 posts in 3766 days


#10 posted 10-09-2008 04:44 AM

You’re not going to leave it like that are you?

-- My favorite piece is my last one, my best piece is my next one.

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kolwdwrkr

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#11 posted 10-09-2008 05:00 AM

I know I agreed to that color but now that I’m looking at it…...............

-- ~ Inspiring those who inspire me ~

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CharlieM1958

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#12 posted 10-09-2008 05:03 AM

Promise you won’t get mad when I tell you this.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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Napaman

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#13 posted 10-09-2008 05:05 AM

nice one odie…

“Remember that women’s retreat I mentioned 6 months ago…its next weekend—-I bought extra wipes and diapers cuz ruthie may need em.”

-- Matt--Proud LJ since 2007

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kolwdwrkr

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#14 posted 10-09-2008 05:27 AM

you need to turn off that lumberjocks site right now and give me attention!!

-- ~ Inspiring those who inspire me ~

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kolwdwrkr

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#15 posted 10-09-2008 05:37 AM

my inlaws are coming this week, and they are staying here.

-- ~ Inspiring those who inspire me ~

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