Your Dog Might Be A LumberMutt If....

3) If she doesn’t even raise her chin off the floor anymore when you flip the table saw on.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

4. When you step back from the workbench and trip over him.

When you brush them and more sawdust than hair is on the brush.

when the gf/missus channel surfs past a tv station with a home improvement or how to show on and upon hearing power tools runs into the room looking for you . . .

7. When the dog prefers to sleep in planer shavings than in a $300 dog bed.

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

If he gets up from his bed when you put your tape measure on

-- Sometimes when I am building something and it is out of square, I just bend my square.