Your Dog Might Be A LumberMutt If....

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Forum topic by Christopher posted 10-01-2008 07:50 PM 967 views 0 times favorited 6 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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10-01-2008 07:50 PM

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This could be like DeCou’s LumberJock one but for your dog! I gotta go to work but I will check on this later!

1) if he has chewed on woods from all over the world
2) if he farts sawdust

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#1 posted 10-01-2008 08:03 PM

3) If she doesn’t even raise her chin off the floor anymore when you flip the table saw on.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#2 posted 10-01-2008 08:06 PM

4. When you step back from the workbench and trip over him.

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

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#3 posted 10-01-2008 08:56 PM

When you brush them and more sawdust than hair is on the brush.

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#4 posted 10-02-2008 06:46 AM

when the gf/missus channel surfs past a tv station with a home improvement or how to show on and upon hearing power tools runs into the room looking for you . . .

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#5 posted 10-02-2008 03:55 PM

7. When the dog prefers to sleep in planer shavings than in a $300 dog bed.

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

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#6 posted 10-03-2008 12:21 AM

If he gets up from his bed when you put your tape measure on

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