• Advertise with us

« back to Coffee Lounge forum

Forum topic by Dan'um Style posted 03-21-2013 04:47 AM 940 views 0 times favorited 4 replies Add to Favorites Watch
View Dan'um Style's profile

Dan'um Style

13984 posts in 3018 days

03-21-2013 04:47 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor


A young Texan grew up wanting to be a lawman.
He grew up big, 6’ 2”, strong as a longhorn, and fast as mustang. He could shoot a bottle cap tossed in the air at 40 paces.

When he finally came of age, he applied to where he had only
dreamed of working: the West Texas Sheriff’s Department.

After a series of tests and interviews, the Chief Deputy
finally called him into his office for the young man’s
last interview.

The Chief Deputy said, “You’re a big strong kid and you
can really shoot.

So far your qualifications all look good, but we have, what you might
call, an “Attitude Suitability Test”, that you must take before you can be
accepted. We just don’t let anyone carry our badge, son.”

Then, sliding a service pistol and a box of ammo across the desk, the Chief said,
“Take this pistol and go out and shoot: six illegal aliens,
six lawyers, six meth dealers, six Muslim extremists,
six Democrats, and a rabbit.”

“Why the rabbit?” queried the applicant.

“You pass,” said the Chief Deputy. “When can you start?”


-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

4 replies so far

View lew's profile


10615 posts in 2790 days

#1 posted 03-21-2013 01:30 PM

Good one, Dan!!

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

View RetiredCoastie's profile


999 posts in 2218 days

#2 posted 03-21-2013 02:43 PM

Very funny Dan!

-- Proud Supporter of Homes For Our Troops

View whitebeast88's profile


3947 posts in 1225 days

#3 posted 03-21-2013 11:05 PM


-- Marty.Athens,AL

View woodbutcherbynight's profile


1443 posts in 1444 days

#4 posted 03-24-2013 05:01 PM


-- Live to tell the stories, they sound better that way.

Have your say...

You must be signed in to reply.

DISCLAIMER: Any posts on LJ are posted by individuals acting in their own right and do not necessarily reflect the views of LJ. LJ will not be held liable for the actions of any user.

Latest Projects | Latest Blog Entries | Latest Forum Topics