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a1Jim

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03-07-2013 04:42 PM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

This was sent to me today hope you get a smile or chuckle out of it.

-- http://artisticwoodstudio.com Custom furniture


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Bill White

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#1 posted 03-07-2013 04:48 PM

Ohhhhhhh! You’re bad!
Funny. Urine trouble now…...........
Bill

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#2 posted 03-07-2013 04:51 PM

Thanks Jim, this was really funny! I’m still chuckling.

-- Mike, an American living in Norway.

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#3 posted 03-07-2013 04:54 PM

“Urine trouble” now…

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#4 posted 03-07-2013 04:59 PM

Reading that list was real punishment! Pun intended.

-- "I never met a board I didn't like!"

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#5 posted 03-07-2013 05:01 PM

The baseball one has me laughing out loud.

-- Greg D.

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#6 posted 03-07-2013 05:02 PM

I just posted that on my FB last night. Made it all the way here. wow.

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#7 posted 03-07-2013 05:05 PM

That is a good one,
Chuck

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#8 posted 03-07-2013 05:09 PM

That’s funny Jim, as a chemist loved the Barium one… :-)

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#9 posted 03-07-2013 06:27 PM

HAHAH, very funny. Thanks for taking the time to share it with all of us..
Have a great Thursday..

Take Care, Michael Frey
Portland,OR

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#10 posted 03-07-2013 08:06 PM

Too funny, like em all.

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#11 posted 03-07-2013 08:40 PM

Great! My class liked ‘em as well. I can’t resist the temptation to offer these in response.

Children’s books you’ll never see in any bookstore:

“You Were an Accident”

“Strangers Have the Best Candy”

“The Little Sissy Who Snitched”

“Some Kittens Can Fly!”

“Getting More Chocolate on Your Face”

“Where Would You Like to Be Buried?”

“Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her”

“The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!”

“All Dogs Go to Hell”

“The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking”

“You Are Different and That’s Bad”

“Dad’s New Wife Richard”

“Pop! Goes the Hamster….and Other Great Microwave Games”

Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets”

The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad”

“Babar and the Taxidermist”

“Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence”

“The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables”

“Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change from Your Mom’s Purse”

“The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy”

“Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will”

“The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead”

“How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School”

“Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear”

“When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer, They Say God Did it”

“Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia”

“What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?”

“Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?”

“Daddy Drinks Because You Cry”

“Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver”

“That’s it; I’m Putting You Up for Adoption”

“Grandpa Gets a Casket”

“Fun four-letter Words to know and Share”

“Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An “I-Can-Do-It” Book”

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#12 posted 03-07-2013 09:09 PM

Your a sick man Doc but a very funny sick man.

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#13 posted 03-07-2013 11:56 PM

my favorite:
“Daddy Drinks Because You Cry”

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#14 posted 03-08-2013 09:35 AM

Thanks for the laugh guys. Badly needed.

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#15 posted 03-08-2013 12:48 PM

Very punny stuff, Jim. Thank you for sharing the laughs.

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