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Topic tags/keywords: humor

This was sent to me today hope you get a smile or chuckle out of it.

-- Custom furniture

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#1 posted 511 days ago

Ohhhhhhh! You’re bad!
Funny. Urine trouble now…...........


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#2 posted 511 days ago

Thanks Jim, this was really funny! I’m still chuckling.

-- Mike, an American living in Norway.

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#3 posted 511 days ago

“Urine trouble” now…

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#4 posted 511 days ago

Reading that list was real punishment! Pun intended.

-- "I never met a board I didn't like!"

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#5 posted 511 days ago

The baseball one has me laughing out loud.

-- Greg D.

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#6 posted 511 days ago

I just posted that on my FB last night. Made it all the way here. wow.

-- A positive attitude will take you much further than positive thinking ever will.

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#7 posted 511 days ago

That is a good one,

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#8 posted 511 days ago

That’s funny Jim, as a chemist loved the Barium one… :-)

-- To surrender a dream leaves life as it is — and not as it could be.

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#9 posted 511 days ago

HAHAH, very funny. Thanks for taking the time to share it with all of us..
Have a great Thursday..

Take Care, Michael Frey

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#10 posted 511 days ago

Too funny, like em all.

-- If you believe you can or can not do a thing, you are correct.

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#11 posted 511 days ago

Great! My class liked ‘em as well. I can’t resist the temptation to offer these in response.

Children’s books you’ll never see in any bookstore:

“You Were an Accident”

“Strangers Have the Best Candy”

“The Little Sissy Who Snitched”

“Some Kittens Can Fly!”

“Getting More Chocolate on Your Face”

“Where Would You Like to Be Buried?”

“Kathy Was So Bad Her Mom Stopped Loving Her”

“The Attention Deficit Disorder Association’s Book of Wild Animals of North Amer- Hey! Let’s Go Ride Our Bikes!”

“All Dogs Go to Hell”

“The Kids’ Guide to Hitchhiking”

“You Are Different and That’s Bad”

“Dad’s New Wife Richard”

“Pop! Goes the Hamster….and Other Great Microwave Games”

Testing Homemade Parachutes Using Only Your Household Pets”

The Hardy Boys, the Barbie Twins, and the Vice Squad”

“Babar and the Taxidermist”

“Curious George and the High-Voltage Fence”

“The Boy Who Died from Eating All His Vegetables”

“Start a Real-Estate Empire with the Change from Your Mom’s Purse”

“The Pop-up Book of Human Anatomy”

“Things Rich Kids Have, But You Never Will”

“The Care Bears Maul Some Campers and Are Shot Dead”

“How to Become the Dominant Military Power in Your Elementary School”

“Controlling the Playground: Respect through Fear”

“When Mommy and Daddy Don’t Know the Answer, They Say God Did it”

“Garfield Gets Feline Leukemia”

“What Is That Dog Doing to That Other Dog?”

“Why Can’t Mr. Fork and Ms. Electrical Outlet Be Friends?”

“Daddy Drinks Because You Cry”

“Mister Policeman Eats His Service Revolver”

“That’s it; I’m Putting You Up for Adoption”

“Grandpa Gets a Casket”

“Fun four-letter Words to know and Share”

“Hammers, Screwdrivers and Scissors: An “I-Can-Do-It” Book”

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#12 posted 511 days ago

Your a sick man Doc but a very funny sick man.

-- Custom furniture

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#13 posted 511 days ago

my favorite:
“Daddy Drinks Because You Cry”

-- With regards from Harry Montana

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#14 posted 511 days ago

Thanks for the laugh guys. Badly needed.

-- A family man has photos in his wallet where his money used to be.

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#15 posted 511 days ago

Very punny stuff, Jim. Thank you for sharing the laughs.

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