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Dan'um Style

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2136 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

I’ll start the list ….

& Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.

& Law of Gravity – Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.

& Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.

& Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.

& Law of the Alibi – If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

& Variation Law – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.

& Law of the Bath – When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.

& Law of Close Encounters – The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.

& Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.

& Law of Biomechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.

& Law of the Theater – At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.

& The Starbucks Law – As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.

& Law of Logical Argument – Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.

& Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.

& Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking – A closed mouth gathers no feet.

& Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy – As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.

& Doctors’ Law – If you don’t feel well, make an app ointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. Don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain


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lew

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#1 posted 2136 days ago

First Law Of Wood Working- Every new project requires at least one new tool.

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

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Lee A. Jesberger

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#2 posted 2136 days ago

Dan;

Have you been watching me?

Very funny, and sad at the same time.

Lee

-- by Lee A. Jesberger http://www.prowoodworkingtips.com http://www.ezee-feed.com

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Grumpy

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#3 posted 2135 days ago

Murphy’s law. Anything that can go wrong will go wrong.
Happens to me all the time.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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Dan'um Style

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#4 posted 2135 days ago

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-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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SteveKorz

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#5 posted 2135 days ago

The law that says “perception is reality”- If it looks like a duck, walks like a duck, makes a mess like a duck, and quacks like a duck, then it’s a duck.

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

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miles125

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#6 posted 2135 days ago

The abstract law of availability….Which explains why seafood cost more the closer you get to the ocean.

-- "The way to make a small fortune in woodworking- start with a large one"

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trifern

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#7 posted 2135 days ago

Law of plumbing… call the man, or try to do it myself until it becomes an emergency… then call the man.

-- My favorite piece is my last one, my best piece is my next one.

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Dan'um Style

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#8 posted 2134 days ago

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Boardman

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#9 posted 2134 days ago

Law of Miscut Pieces: The ONLY reason this occurrs is because you forgot to take into consideration the Curvature of The Earth.

I cling to this law.

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Dadoo

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#10 posted 2133 days ago

”Nothing is impossible for those who don’t have to do it themselves”

-- Bob Vila would be so proud of you!

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Dan'um Style

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#11 posted 2133 days ago

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Grumpy

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#12 posted 2133 days ago

FOLLOW THE LEADER LAW.
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-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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Dan'um Style

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#13 posted 2133 days ago

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#14 posted 2133 days ago

Nicked Chin Law: The size of the gash you suffer while shaving will be in direct proportion to the importance of the event you attend that day.

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#15 posted 2133 days ago

It’s Your Fault Law no matter what happened, the wife says it’s your fault.

-- Have a blessed day! http://newmissionworkshop.com

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