|Forum topic by Dan'um Style||posted 09-21-2008 06:11 PM||1035 views||1 time favorited||23 replies|
09-21-2008 06:11 PM
I’ll start the list ….
& Law of Mechanical Repair – After your hands become coated with grease, your nose will begin to itch and you’ll have to pee.
& Law of Gravity – Any tool, when dropped, will roll to the least accessible corner.
& Law of Probability -The probability of being watched is directly proportional to the stupidity of your act.
& Law of Random Numbers – If you dial a wrong number, you never get a busy signal and someone always answers.
& Law of the Alibi – If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.
& Variation Law – If you change lines (or traffic lanes), the one you were in will always move faster than the one you are in now.
& Law of the Bath – When the body is fully immersed in water, the telephone rings.
& Law of Close Encounters – The probability of meeting someone you know increases dramatically when you are with someone you don’t want to be seen with.
& Law of the Result – When you try to prove to someone that a machine won’t work, it will.
& Law of Biomechanics – The severity of the itch is inversely proportional to the reach.
& Law of the Theater – At any event, the people whose seats are furthest from the aisle arrive last.
& The Starbucks Law – As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold.
& Law of Logical Argument – Anything is possible if you don’t know what you are talking about.
& Brown’s Law of Physical Appearance – If the clothes fit, they’re ugly.
& Oliver’s Law of Public Speaking – A closed mouth gathers no feet.
& Wilson’s Law of Commercial Marketing Strategy – As soon as you find a product that you really like, they will stop making it.
& Doctors’ Law – If you don’t feel well, make an app ointment to go to the doctor, by the time you get there you’ll feel better. Don’t make an appointment and you’ll stay sick.
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