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Forum topic by DKV posted 02-28-2013 07:14 PM 1035 views 0 times favorited 36 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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02-28-2013 07:14 PM

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...


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#1 posted 02-28-2013 07:31 PM

I just saw this in a totally unrelated forum, and I’ll give my same response here:

I don’t believe this at all.

If your wife is overweight, it’s either because the chain is too short for her to get proper exercise, or because you’re putting too much food in her bowl. :-)

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#2 posted 02-28-2013 07:41 PM

CAT CATCHING 101

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#3 posted 02-28-2013 07:46 PM

“If it’s on the Internet, then it must be true” ...... ;^)

-- Gary; Marysville, MI...Involve your children in your projects as much as possible, the return is priceless.

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#4 posted 02-28-2013 08:44 PM

Gary, just because it’s on the internet doesn’t make it true. However, if it’s in Wikipedia then you can count on it being true…proven better than any hardcopy encyclopedia. If you have a question and the answer is not in Wiki then it doesn’t exist. Trust me…

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#5 posted 02-28-2013 08:55 PM

DKV…It was a joke from a State Farm TV commercial that my wife hates….....

-- Gary; Marysville, MI...Involve your children in your projects as much as possible, the return is priceless.

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#6 posted 02-28-2013 08:56 PM

Gary, I know. I should have put a smiley face after the comment. :-)
My dry humor is so dry it makes my camels thirsty…

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#7 posted 02-28-2013 08:59 PM

We’re good…(fist pump..)

-- Gary; Marysville, MI...Involve your children in your projects as much as possible, the return is priceless.

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#8 posted 02-28-2013 09:21 PM

Your other headlines thread got closed?

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#9 posted 02-28-2013 09:30 PM

Are they are trying to break you DKV, like Cool Hand Luke?

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#11 posted 03-01-2013 12:01 AM

Fun photo. We have 4 cats and all cats sit on my wife. Sometimes all at once when she kicks back in her recliner to watch the big screen. The oldest is about 14, the youngest, is Buster, age 6.

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#12 posted 03-01-2013 12:02 AM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#13 posted 03-01-2013 02:20 AM

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#14 posted 03-01-2013 05:22 PM

Renners, I got flagged and the thread was closed because I post newspaper headlines on Catholic child abuse. You know, things like priest pedofiles, bishop pedofiles, cardinal pedofiles, pope coverups, homosexuality in priestdom…Some people just like to put their head in the sand and ignore everything that may be negative to what they were brought up to love and trust. Me, I am upset, mad, betrayed and I want to publish what every person in the world reads on a daily basis. Kind of a reminder not to let it happen again or continue to let it happen.

Anyway, this thread will have nothing to do with that. Nothing but “head in the clouds” good stuff. You know, something like American television was in the 50’s. I am documenting a “Leave it to Beaver” world. You know, the one we all want to live in and ignore the realities of life.

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#15 posted 03-01-2013 05:44 PM

Be careful, that Eddie Haskell was a real trouble maker.

-- “While the world with closed eyes sleeps, The sky knows and weeps - steel rain. ” ― Nathan Bell

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