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Sandra

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520 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

I grew up with the boys, played with the boys and work with the boys. Not in a spikey-haired comfortable shoe sort of way (not that there’s anything wrong with that) but in a ‘wait-up-or-I’ll-tell Mom” kind of way. So, suffice it to say, I appreciate the directness of male humour in general.

I must admit, it took me awhile to figure out what SWMBO meant. Once I did, I got a big chuckle out of it and have been trying to come up with a male equivalent, equally tongue in cheek.

Here’s what I have so far:

HWTHIC – He who thinks he’s in charge
HWLTSU – He who leaves the seat up
HWFIHS – He who farts in his sleep (sorry honey)
HWGHIE- He who grows hair in ears
HWWAD- He who won’t ask directions

HWWAD sounds pretty good without even knowing what it means…...

Any more suggestions, or have I raised your ire???

Have a great one,
Sandra

-- No, I don't want to buy the pink hammer.


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Don W

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#1 posted 520 days ago

‘wait-up-or-I’ll-tell Mom” kind of way

Not sure why but that made me chuckle.

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chrisstef

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#2 posted 520 days ago

Ill be part of the HWFIATC. He who fits in all those categories. DNA i guess lol.

-- "there aren’t many hand tools as awe-inspiring as the #8 jointer. I mean, it just reeks of cast iron heft and hubris" - Smitty

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Monte Pittman

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#3 posted 520 days ago

HWWAD fits for me. :-)

-- Mother Nature created it, I just assemble it. - It's not ability that we often lack, but the patience to use our ability

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DocSavage45

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#4 posted 520 days ago

Can’t say on LJ’s what it means..LOL GMAFB

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Jamie Speirs

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#5 posted 520 days ago

All of them apply to me Sandra

All great fun, even if true

Jamie

-- Who is the happiest of men? He who values the merits of others, and in their pleasure takes joy, even as though 'twere his own. --Johann Wolfgang von Goethe

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Monte Pittman

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#6 posted 520 days ago

Ok, I plead abbreviation ignorance. I don’t even know what SWMBO means.

-- Mother Nature created it, I just assemble it. - It's not ability that we often lack, but the patience to use our ability

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waho6o9

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#7 posted 520 days ago

She
Who
Must
Be
Obeyed

From what I understand.

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DocSavage45

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#8 posted 520 days ago

My appologies. MY ADHD got the best of me when I missed the gyst. Oh Dah!

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DKV

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#9 posted 520 days ago

SWCBM

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Sandra

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#10 posted 520 days ago

GMAFB – TOOOO funny. It only took a split second for me to figure that one out. That may be a winner doc!

SWCBM- she who can’t be murdered???? DKV, you big galoot!

-- No, I don't want to buy the pink hammer.

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Monte Pittman

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#11 posted 520 days ago

Ok, maybe that’s why I am alone now! :-)

-- Mother Nature created it, I just assemble it. - It's not ability that we often lack, but the patience to use our ability

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DKV

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#12 posted 520 days ago

Sandra, she who can’t be murdered is good…very good :)
I started with the premise of SWMBO and came up with she who can be manipulated… SWCBM :)

-- 2014 will be a different year...at least for me it will.

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OnlyJustME

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#13 posted 520 days ago

Let’s see.
I don’t leave the seat up. We have dogs and i don’t want them drinking out of the toilet.
With GPS i don’t need to ask for directions.
I dont think i’m in charge per say. It’s more of a combined input and then we do what she wants. lol
I probably do Fart in my sleep but how about

HWSLAC

He Who Snores Like A Chainsaw

-- In the end, when your life flashes before your eyes, will you like what you see?

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Sandra

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#14 posted 520 days ago

Good one.

-- No, I don't want to buy the pink hammer.

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Monte Pittman

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#15 posted 520 days ago

I’m in charge simply because I work alone and I have to blame someone. You know, the guy that does the measuring didn’t give the guy who does the cutting the right dimensions.

-- Mother Nature created it, I just assemble it. - It's not ability that we often lack, but the patience to use our ability

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