So I gets this Feb 2013 sale catalog and I reads all the small print. Still, not detered, I call to place an order.
The hearing deficit lady answering tells me how much they appreciate my business. Twice. Finally, Jeff answers. Being well prepared with item number and product description, Visa number, phone and address all set; I begin my order. Ordered Signmaker’s templates from the back page: out of stock until late March. Thats OK because the bits for these templates are also backordered until April 1. The other sign maker router bits on Page 31 shouldn’t be used with these bits they are for the old style (also on Page 31). Finally, The clamp rack on Page 43 (This will by my special 20% discount item because they appreciate my business.) is on back order, till March too. Well, at least they won’t charge my visa card until the items ship. er… Or will they?
So, being a good American, Veteran, Taxpayer willing to do my part to stimulate the economy all I can shoot is snake-eyes. I hope the Harbor Inn Bar does not have the beer on back order.
Wouldn’t you think before you sent out a sales catalog you might have the items ready to ship. It’s because they know their customers are in large part Americans, Veterans and Taxpayers will to take what is served up without complaint. There, now I feel better. Waiting for more snow. On Wisconsin. Steve
-- Steve, 'Sconie Great White North