Humorous eBay Listing of the Day

well. considering you’d have to make a sale to be able to receive feedback it actually kinda makes sense :)

-- ㊍ When in doubt - There is no doubt - Go the safer route.

He’s real proud of that plane.

-- Failure does not stop me, it makes me try harder..... because I'm crazy.

I put in an offer for the 12.95 that is listed on the box!

-- Crashn - the only thing I make more of than sawdust is mistakes

I think it’s funny there’s an offer, did someone offer him $900? Or did someone offer him $20 just to spite him? LOL

-- Lucas, "Someday woodworks will be my real job, until then, there's this http://www.melbrownfarmsupply.com"

Crashn: Yeah, you’d think that might be a giveaway as to its actual value.

And for $1,000 you’d think he could throw in free shipping!

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

Charlie, he’s practically giving the plane away at $1000, so he’s got to make a profit on it SOMEHOW.

-- ㊍ When in doubt - There is no doubt - Go the safer route.

Sharon: Yeah… I hate those guys who sell at cost and then try to rip you off on the shipping.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

The real funny part is, it says mint condition, and it is out-of-the-box but it also says condition used in the description

-- Drew -- "I cut it twice and it's still too short!"- Rock-n H Woodshop - Moore, OK

BTW, if anyone is interested, I’ve got a #5 I’d be willing to sell and will beat his price – I’m offering mine for $999 + FREE shipping

-- ㊍ When in doubt - There is no doubt - Go the safer route.

I offered him 15.00, he countered with 999.00.

-- Ryan - Bethel Park, PA

I offered $12.96.

-- http://www.garagebulletin.com/

He could be telling the truth about it being Grandpa’s plane. (If Grandpa bought it at a flea market last week for $12.95)

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

Sheesh a guy cant make 7,722% profit any more. Whats this world coming to?

-- "there aren’t many hand tools as awe-inspiring as the #8 jointer. I mean, it just reeks of cast iron heft and hubris" - Smitty

it sure is purdy, just not $1000 purdy. Maybe if it was a pre lateral in that shape!!

-- There is nothing like the sound of a well tuned hand plane. - http://timetestedtools.wordpress.com (timetestedtools at hotmail dot c0m)

I offered him a whole 13.00 dollars..lol….20$ on shipping is a little extreme since that can fit into a flat rate box. When I ebay stuff I typically charge 12$ but I have been getting stung on postage rates lately.