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Forum topic by DKV posted 01-30-2013 10:44 PM 879 views 0 times favorited 33 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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01-30-2013 10:44 PM

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...


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#1 posted 01-30-2013 10:48 PM

I think that number is out of line, i know far too many men that dont wash their hands after using the bathroom.

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#2 posted 01-30-2013 10:52 PM

99% of all statistics quoted on the internet are a complete fabrication.
(I just made that up.)

-- "Hard work is not defined by the difficulty of the task as much as a person's desire to perform it.", DS251

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#3 posted 01-31-2013 12:23 AM

I would think that the first stat is way off. Men are usually better at taking matters into their own hands.

-- She asked me, "Who are you going to please with that?" I said, "Me."

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#4 posted 01-31-2013 12:35 AM

On Jay Leno’s monologue the other night: A woman was caught masturbating on a train. At the next station, she was arrested. The cops asked her if they needed to provide her with a lawyer. “No Thanks” she said. ” I can get myself off.”

-- Einstein: "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." I'm Poopiekat!!

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#5 posted 01-31-2013 12:37 AM

Oh, my… From this point, I’m waiving more often.

-- Don't anthropomorphize your handplanes. They hate it when you do that. -- OldTools Archive

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DKV

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#6 posted 01-31-2013 12:45 AM

Smitty, if you are waiving a wave then you are shaking…

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#7 posted 01-31-2013 12:55 AM

Does something smell fishy?

-- She asked me, "Who are you going to please with that?" I said, "Me."

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#8 posted 01-31-2013 12:57 AM

”then you are shaking…”

And if you shake it more than twice, you’re PLAYIN’ with it! :-)

-- Perform A Random Act Of Kindness Today ... Pay It Forward

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madts

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#9 posted 01-31-2013 12:59 AM

As we would say over there. There is some thing rotten in the State of Denmark.

-- Thor and Odin are still the greatest of Gods.

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#10 posted 01-31-2013 01:05 AM

On an annual basis, which ain’t bad for shakin…

-- Don't anthropomorphize your handplanes. They hate it when you do that. -- OldTools Archive

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#11 posted 01-31-2013 01:10 AM

Annually, some LJ’s post more inane Topics than Projects

-- Clint Searl....Ya can no more do what ya don't know how than ya can git back from where ya ain't been

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#12 posted 01-31-2013 01:11 AM

I think that it was Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge (One of his worst movies) that said, ‘more than two shakes constitues pleasure.”

-- She asked me, "Who are you going to please with that?" I said, "Me."

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#13 posted 01-31-2013 01:35 AM

Worse than the monkey movies or Bridges of Madison County?

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#14 posted 01-31-2013 01:38 AM

^ Heartbreak Ridge was a TERRIBLE movie! Thanks for reminding us of that, Pittsburgh…

-- Don't anthropomorphize your handplanes. They hate it when you do that. -- OldTools Archive

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#15 posted 01-31-2013 01:43 AM

Clint, that’s me buddy. There must be somethin’ ‘bout my prose you likey…

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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