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567 days ago

-- 2014 will be a different year...at least for me it will.


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#1 posted 567 days ago

I think that number is out of line, i know far too many men that dont wash their hands after using the bathroom.

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#2 posted 567 days ago

99% of all statistics quoted on the internet are a complete fabrication.
(I just made that up.)

-- "Hard work is not defined by the difficulty of the task as much as a person's desire to perform it.", DS251

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#3 posted 567 days ago

I would think that the first stat is way off. Men are usually better at taking matters into their own hands.

-- She asked me, "Who are you going to please with that?" I said, "Me."

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#4 posted 567 days ago

On Jay Leno’s monologue the other night: A woman was caught masturbating on a train. At the next station, she was arrested. The cops asked her if they needed to provide her with a lawyer. “No Thanks” she said. ” I can get myself off.”

-- Einstein: "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." I'm Poopiekat!!

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#5 posted 567 days ago

Oh, my… From this point, I’m waiving more often.

-- Don't anthropomorphize your handplanes. They hate it when you do that. -- OldTools Archive

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#6 posted 567 days ago

Smitty, if you are waiving a wave then you are shaking…

-- 2014 will be a different year...at least for me it will.

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#7 posted 567 days ago

Does something smell fishy?

-- She asked me, "Who are you going to please with that?" I said, "Me."

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#8 posted 567 days ago

”then you are shaking…”

And if you shake it more than twice, you’re PLAYIN’ with it! :-)

-- Perform A Random Act Of Kindness Today ... Pay It Forward

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#9 posted 567 days ago

As we would say over there. There is some thing rotten in the State of Denmark.

-- Thor and Odin are still the greatest of Gods.

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#10 posted 567 days ago

On an annual basis, which ain’t bad for shakin…

-- Don't anthropomorphize your handplanes. They hate it when you do that. -- OldTools Archive

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#11 posted 567 days ago

Annually, some LJ’s post more inane Topics than Projects

-- Clint Searl.............We deserve what we tolerate

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#12 posted 567 days ago

I think that it was Clint Eastwood in Heartbreak Ridge (One of his worst movies) that said, ‘more than two shakes constitues pleasure.”

-- She asked me, "Who are you going to please with that?" I said, "Me."

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#13 posted 567 days ago

Worse than the monkey movies or Bridges of Madison County?

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#14 posted 567 days ago

^ Heartbreak Ridge was a TERRIBLE movie! Thanks for reminding us of that, Pittsburgh…

-- Don't anthropomorphize your handplanes. They hate it when you do that. -- OldTools Archive

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#15 posted 567 days ago

Clint, that’s me buddy. There must be somethin’ ‘bout my prose you likey…

-- 2014 will be a different year...at least for me it will.

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