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Forum topic by Dan'um Style posted 539 days ago 524 views 0 times favorited 3 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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Dan'um Style

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539 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor


Shakespearean insults.

“You cut me off, thou goatish, rump-fed canker-blossom!”

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain


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PittsburghTim

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#1 posted 539 days ago

Is humor allowed on this site? You know some yeasty, swag-bellied strumpet is going to be offended and get this thread removed.

I would like to propose an insensitivity course for the members. I could do my best Don Rickles insults of every race, creed, ethnicity, handicap, and sexual orientation. Eventually, people would develop a thicker skin and not get torqued-off so easily.

-- She asked me, "Who are you going to please with that?" I said, "Me."

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Brandon

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#2 posted 539 days ago

Thou crusty batch of nature!

When we were in London, we bought a bunch of magnets with these Shakespearean insults one them.

-- "hold fast to that which is good"

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Jimbo4

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#3 posted 539 days ago

Love Don Rickles ! He knew how to create a thick skin.

-- BELT SANDER: Used for making rectangular gouges in wood.

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