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Emma Walker

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01-26-2013 01:17 AM

When I first seen this I thought “where do I sign up?

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http://www.theawl.com/2009/10/china-reveals-secret-swedish-city-of-woodworking-lesbians

Chinese media have confirmed what we in the West suspected all along: that concealed in the northern Swedish woods is a city of 25,000 women, many of whom have turned to Sapphic love to satiate their natural Scandinavian sexual desires. According to news agancy Xinhua, the all-female enclave is called ‘Chako Paul City’, and was founded in 1820 by a ‘wealthy widow’. The city is guarded by two blonde sentries who prevent men from entering. Those chaps who do unwisely attempt to force the issue risk being ‘beaten half to death’ by Nordic gender police.

-- I'm a twisted 2x4 in a pile of straight lumber.


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Dusty56

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#1 posted 01-26-2013 01:49 AM

Hmmmmm…..

-- I'm absolutely positive that I couldn't be more uncertain!

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IrreverentJack

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#2 posted 01-26-2013 01:54 AM

That must explain all those male Chinese tourists wandering around above the Arctic Circle. I bet the Swedes have had a few hoots over this. The Chinese media must be fighting for position with The Onion or Fox News. Here’s a sort of documentary on it. Personally, I think 25,000 women would have found a nicer climate. -Jack

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MonteCristo

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#3 posted 01-26-2013 01:54 AM

Reminds me of the comment Kenny Roberts once uttered ” I can’t comment on anything that stupid”.

-- Dwight - "Free legal advice available - contact Dewey, Cheetam & Howe""

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mbs

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#4 posted 01-26-2013 01:57 AM

25,000 women? That would be one big cat fight. I’ve never heard of 3 adult women living together in harmony let alone 25K.

-- Sorry the reply is so long. I didn't have time to write a short reply.

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bondogaposis

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#5 posted 01-26-2013 02:24 AM

It must be true, I read it on the internet.

-- Bondo Gaposis

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tomd

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#6 posted 01-26-2013 02:31 AM

We will be sad to see you go Emma, better wear some warm clothes.

-- Tom D

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Kaleb the Swede

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#7 posted 01-26-2013 02:36 AM

I wonder if my family is aware of this?

-- Just trying to build something beautiful

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PittsburghTim

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#8 posted 01-26-2013 02:39 AM

I have always thought that I am a lesbian trapped in a man’s body. This would be like heaven to me.

Just hope their periods are synchronized.

-- She asked me, "Who are you going to please with that?" I said, "Me."

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CharlieM1958

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#9 posted 01-26-2013 03:37 AM

Katdaddy: Do you mean like “What do 25,000 lesbians know about wood?”

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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Dusty56

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#10 posted 01-26-2013 04:17 AM

Why am I picturing Peggy Bundy as their Exhalted Ruler / Queen Bee , sitting on the couch , eating Bon Bons ?

And perhaps , Marcy Darcy , as Second Fiddle.

-- I'm absolutely positive that I couldn't be more uncertain!

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TopamaxSurvivor

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#11 posted 01-26-2013 06:40 AM

I wonder if there is a Scandinavian LJ brave enough to check this out and report back to us?

-- "some old things are lovely, warm still with life ... of the forgotten men who made them." - D.H. Lawrence

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Emma Walker

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#12 posted 01-26-2013 10:50 AM

”We will be sad to see you go Emma, better wear some warm clothes.”

I grew up in northern Wisconsin, I have a lot of warm clothes.

-- I'm a twisted 2x4 in a pile of straight lumber.

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Emma Walker

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#13 posted 01-27-2013 08:49 AM

MonteCristo, Reminds me of the comment Kenny Roberts once uttered ” I can’t comment on anything that stupid”.

You think woodworking is stupid?

-- I'm a twisted 2x4 in a pile of straight lumber.

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Howie

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#14 posted 01-27-2013 12:34 PM

Emma, you really should learn to shoot either with your right eye or both eyes open.

-- Life is good.

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teejk

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#15 posted 01-27-2013 02:51 PM

I guess we know why lathes are in such short supply.

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