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Forum topic by Cosmicsniper posted 01-17-2013 02:21 PM 750 views 0 times favorited 11 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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01-17-2013 02:21 PM

...just in case I want to have a romantic relationship with any of you?

-- jay,

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#1 posted 01-17-2013 02:54 PM

There needs to be a LumberJocks “Singles” section, or something.

-- "hold fast to that which is good"

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#2 posted 01-17-2013 02:57 PM

Ha! I don’t follow sports at all, but the imaginary girlfriend story is just hilarious.

-- Brian Timmons -

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#3 posted 01-17-2013 03:32 PM

I was going to call this the “Virtual Girlfriend of Your Dreams” thread. :)

I know not many LJs are sports fans – and I’m not a big college football guy myself – but I was wondering what people thought about the whole Manti Te’o thing.

-- jay,

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#4 posted 01-17-2013 03:36 PM

I don’t understand it. How could a soon to be college graduate be taken in like that?

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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#5 posted 01-17-2013 03:57 PM

Of course, I can’t be entirely certain that all of you aren’t just figments of my own imagination.

Is it getting solipsistic in here, or is it just me?

-- Brian Timmons -

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#6 posted 01-17-2013 04:05 PM

I’m not really a person, and I have never taken any drugs, either, ever… RIGHT!

-- Randy "You are judged as much by the questions you ask as the answers you give..."

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#7 posted 01-17-2013 04:16 PM

What, some of you are REAL?!?

-- Randy-- I may not be good...but I am slow! If good things come to those who wait.... Why is procrastination a bad thing?

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#8 posted 01-17-2013 05:29 PM

I decided to be my avatar. If you ask nicely I will wipe your sin slate clean.

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#9 posted 01-17-2013 06:48 PM

The really embarrassing part is that they were having phone sex the whole time. Audio tapes to be leaked next week….

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#10 posted 01-18-2013 09:03 PM

Message from HAL9000..Dave… what are you doing? I can see you’re really upset about this. I honestly think you ought to sit down calmly, take a stress pill, and think things over….

-- I don't trust trees. They're kinda shady

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#11 posted 01-18-2013 09:11 PM

Oh, i be real baby! The one an only republic, say yeah, oh yea baby! I be dating many lumberjock girls. finest girl are lumberjocks baby!

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