How to Save on Gas

OOOHHH, Grumpy.

But at least you’ll be safe in an earthquake. You know what they say- “we bulls wobble but we don’t fall down”

Grumpy we need to get that Cow in this , you know got to get there faster!

http://www.woodmagazine.com/community/a-240-mph-car-made-of-wood/

-- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL

Glad I’m from California. We only have happy cows here.

If your not from North America you might not understand this one.

So here’s one for the other side of the pond.

-- Scott - Chico California http://chicowoodnut.home.comcast.net

I’m not sure I can turn one of these Grumpy, no bull.

-- My favorite piece is my last one, my best piece is my next one.

how many HP…err…. I mean Cow Power does this thing have?

-- My Drinking Club has a Woodworking Problem...

LOL…

Sooo… if you wreck your Cowasaki, does that make it an UDDER disaster?

I guess most standard models are equipped with not just one, but two horns?...

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

That’s bad Grumpy.

-- Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com

Thank you Karson. Glad you liked it. Will have to dig another one up just for you.
Steve, you won’t be able to catch this one it’s ”past-your-eyesd. Won’t even have time to turn the siren on. LOL
Purplev, 1 cow power of course.
Trifern, you can dry out the paddies & try turning them. Let me know when you do it I wan’t to watch.
Brilliant Chicko, brilliant.
Mski, I got my copy of wood mag this week, thats a great car alright gut it’;s no match for the Cowasaki.
No bull Lew, no bull.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Grumpy… LOL…!!

It must be so fast that no one can Tail-Gate it, huh?

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

Chico, those ads are pretty cheezy ;-)

Bob

-- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner

Here’s the new energy source Al Gore is creating. It’s moo-va-lus …....

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke".

not sure if I should groan or roll on the floor laughing!
ok.. I’m rolling on the floor laughing :)

-- "Functional WoodArt" by Debbie, Canada (http://www.execulink.com/~yohan)

My cow has MOO! power than your cow.

-- -** You are never to old to set another goal or to dream a new dream ****************** Dick, & Barb Cain, Hibbing, MN. http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/member.php?uid=3627&protype=1

Lots of time on your hands Grumpy?? :-)

-- The significant problems we face cannot be solved by the same level of thinking that created them

THIS JOKE HAS REACHED NEW HEIGHTS, IT’S OVER THE MOON

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

OK, Grumpy… now you’re just milking the joke…. LOL

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

PULL THE UDDER ONE STEVE

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

You’re still chewing the Cud, but I think you’ll be Hoofing it to the next joke before long… lol….

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

I think you’re right, there’s no cream left in this one.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

LOL…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

Man, you guys have problems! lol

These jokes are all pretty cheesey.

Lee

-- by Lee A. Jesberger http://www.prowoodworkingtips.com http://www.ezee-feed.com

But you have to admit they are pretty amooooosing!

-- last night I played a blank tape at full volume - the mime next door went nuts!

I’m pretty sure the folks from PETA are going to have a beef with this topic.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

Charlie, now you have the tail waging.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

someone should invent diapers for cows that extracts methane, .... compress it, .... and drop it on the ground in pill form … . farmers could pick them up and send them to Washington. Candidates could use it to power their soapboxes !

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

Dan, you could call them moo poo boxes, or perhaps Pill Boxes. LOL

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Yeah, but the cows belch methane,... Happy cows don’t wear diapers on their face…. that would be udderly ridiculous!

-- I am always doing what I cannot do yet, in order to learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso -- http://snbcreative.wordpress.com/

Scott, you have me speechless but I will think of something on the hoof.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

never stand behind a cow with a lit match ! I think it comes out both ends ….

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

was surprised as well myself – something I heard on TV last night…. (BBC) – QI, with Steven Fry, he’s one erudite dude.

-- I am always doing what I cannot do yet, in order to learn how to do it. - Pablo Picasso -- http://snbcreative.wordpress.com/

somebody ever calculate the volume of methane that cows “blow” for day, week, month, year… !!!!!
enormous and then they want we beleived in any responsability in the ozone hole !
Right Dan we coulld plumb the cow ass and produce a true legal car combustible, better than alcool, pipe builder will be happy

-- http://freewebs.com/linse_alain

Imagine the pipework you would need.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

my patent pending cow-methane-diaper-thoughts were:

something like a nano-technology plastic injection molded device similar in nature to Coalescer or gas filter with self optimizing exhaust settings. Perhaps several of them in a circular pattern.

... may need a little testing >>>> evil squinty grin <<<< !!!!

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

Ha!

Here is an interesting article if you care to read it. It is actually somewhere along the lines of this topic.

Just to whet your appetite, it has something to do with bras and kinetic energy.

http://green.msn.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx?bid=499&GT1=45002

-- Scott - Chico California http://chicowoodnut.home.comcast.net

Funny story Scott … kinetic energy electricity driven by flopping jogger boobs

my cow pie idea is wind powered

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

Dan, I could put my bull with your cow & we could have lots of cowasakis.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

Brilliant idea Dan. We should go into business & save the planet.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

this one is sick humor …

I recommend NOT reading it ….

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

Sick allright.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

You have discovered our secret. Somebody will pay dearly for this.

-- Scott - Chico California http://chicowoodnut.home.comcast.net

Holy Cow, I think you are right.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

perhaps there are other alternative fuels ….

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

I will see what I can sniff out.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

another sicko … oh well

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, ‘I was artificially inseminated this morning.’ ‘I don’t believe you,’ says Dolly. ‘It’s true; no bull!’ exclaims Daisy.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Cows are everywhere

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

How’s this for cow power

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Here’s the vintage model….

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

cow lick

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

Here a some moo shoes to go with the Cow-a-Socky

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Cow lickin good.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

have you ever looked into a cows eyes ? what do you see ?

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

A good lookin Bull

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

This one is a bit on the nose….......

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Holy Cow. What a bunch of jokers. I just love this. Keep it up Grumpy.

-- A man can never have enough tools

I’m thinking licking noses is something cows like to do

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

I just found a new source of fuel. Cow lickin good.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Well Grumpy, this is my formal apology… apparently all the BULL in this thread has more methane in it than I previously predicted… lol

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

Steve, that was a real blast

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Man o man Steve, a guy would lose a lot of hair by standing behind one of those Blasts…...............................roflmao. You guys are hill air we us.

-- A man can never have enough tools

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

I think the cows are worried about all this attention

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

Unbelievable source of information Steve. I really got a blast out of that one.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

I like the sneakers he put on the front feet of the cow… lol

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

This rancher got BOARD when he was milking…. (yeah, I know, that one was bad…. lol)

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

First cow in space. This Cow-stronaut was propelled by natural gas. Lots of it.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Collecting fuel for the Cow-stronaut flight.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

Dan, that one’s stretching it a bit. LOL

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

back on topic .... cows have lots of gas

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

How swiss cheese is made…..

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

My cow is spaced out or maybe lost in space. There might be an orbital milking machine up there

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

Holy cow Steve, thats a big moo

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

You’re not chickening out are you Dan

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

Ahhhhhhhhh thats the spirit.
Whoops I think my cow is getting horny

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Climbing cow.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Biggest rocket ever, the JUMBO ROCKET.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

That’s the scariest one yet Dan.

Yikes!

-- Scott - Chico California http://chicowoodnut.home.comcast.net

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke".

Hey Warthogs are a funny subject too !

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

Dan, thats freaky stuff & Odie there’s a strange wiff in the air

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Back at you Grumpy with one of my favorite photos.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke".

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com

-- ..... art for lifes sake ... danwalters@lumberjocks.com