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Topic tags/keywords: cowasaki

OK jocks, there is now a new vehicle that needs no gas, it produces it’s own gas (methane) which can be recycled, also used as a fertiliser plant a milk vending machine & a ride for the kids.

It’s called a Cowasaki
Cowasaki

LOL

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lew

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89 days ago

OOOHHH, Grumpy.

But at least you’ll be safe in an earthquake. You know what they say- “we bulls wobble but we don’t fall down”

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mski

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Grumpy we need to get that Cow in this , you know got to get there faster!

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ChicoWoodnut

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Glad I’m from California. We only have happy cows here.

If your not from North America you might not understand this one.

So here’s one for the other side of the pond.

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trifern

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I’m not sure I can turn one of these Grumpy, no bull.

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PurpLev

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89 days ago

how many HP…err…. I mean Cow Power does this thing have?

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SteveKorz

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LOL…

Sooo… if you wreck your Cowasaki, does that make it an UDDER disaster?

I guess most standard models are equipped with not just one, but two horns?...

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

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Karson

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89 days ago

That’s bad Grumpy.

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Grumpy

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Thank you Karson. Glad you liked it. Will have to dig another one up just for you.
Steve, you won’t be able to catch this one it’s ”past-your-eyesd. Won’t even have time to turn the siren on. LOL
Purplev, 1 cow power of course.
Trifern, you can dry out the paddies & try turning them. Let me know when you do it I wan’t to watch.
Brilliant Chicko, brilliant.
Mski, I got my copy of wood mag this week, thats a great car alright gut it’;s no match for the Cowasaki.
No bull Lew, no bull.

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SteveKorz

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Grumpy… LOL…!!

It must be so fast that no one can Tail-Gate it, huh?

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Bob #2

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Chico, those ads are pretty cheezy ;-)

Bob

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odie

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Here’s the new energy source Al Gore is creating. It’s moo-va-lus …....

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MsDebbieP

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not sure if I should groan or roll on the floor laughing!
ok.. I’m rolling on the floor laughing :)

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Dick, & Barb Cain

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My cow has MOO! power than your cow.

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Zuki

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Lots of time on your hands Grumpy?? :-)

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Grumpy

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THIS JOKE HAS REACHED NEW HEIGHTS, IT’S OVER THE MOON
Cowasaki

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SteveKorz

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OK, Grumpy… now you’re just milking the joke…. LOL

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Grumpy

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PULL THE UDDER ONE STEVE

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SteveKorz

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You’re still chewing the Cud, but I think you’ll be Hoofing it to the next joke before long… lol….

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Grumpy

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I think you’re right, there’s no cream left in this one.

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SteveKorz

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LOL…

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Lee A. Jesberger

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85 days ago

Man, you guys have problems! lol

These jokes are all pretty cheesey.

Lee

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But you have to admit they are pretty amooooosing!

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CharlieM1958

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I’m pretty sure the folks from PETA are going to have a beef with this topic.

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Grumpy

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Charlie, now you have the tail waging.

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DAN

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someone should invent diapers for cows that extracts methane, .... compress it, .... and drop it on the ground in pill form … . farmers could pick them up and send them to Washington. Candidates could use it to power their soapboxes !


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Grumpy

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Dan, you could call them moo poo boxes, or perhaps Pill Boxes. LOL

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scottb

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Yeah, but the cows belch methane,... Happy cows don’t wear diapers on their face…. that would be udderly ridiculous!

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Grumpy

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Scott, you have me speechless but I will think of something on the hoof.

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DAN

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never stand behind a cow with a lit match ! I think it comes out both ends ….

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scottb

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was surprised as well myself – something I heard on TV last night…. (BBC) – QI, with Steven Fry, he’s one erudite dude.

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somebody ever calculate the volume of methane that cows “blow” for day, week, month, year… !!!!!
enormous and then they want we beleived in any responsability in the ozone hole !
Right Dan we coulld plumb the cow ass and produce a true legal car combustible, better than alcool, pipe builder will be happy

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Grumpy

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Imagine the pipework you would need.

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DAN

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my patent pending cow-methane-diaper-thoughts were:

something like a nano-technology plastic injection molded device similar in nature to Coalescer or gas filter with self optimizing exhaust settings. Perhaps several of them in a circular pattern.

... may need a little testing >>>> evil squinty grin <<<< !!!!




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ChicoWoodnut

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Ha!

Here is an interesting article if you care to read it. It is actually somewhere along the lines of this topic.

Just to whet your appetite, it has something to do with bras and kinetic energy.

http://green.msn.com/Blogs/Blog.aspx?bid=499&GT1=45002

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DAN

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Funny story Scott … kinetic energy electricity driven by flopping jogger boobs

my cow pie idea is wind powered

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Grumpy

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Dan, I could put my bull with your cow & we could have lots of cowasakis.
Bull

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Grumpy

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Brilliant idea Dan. We should go into business & save the planet.
Cow-007

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DAN

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this one is sick humor …

I recommend NOT reading it ….

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Grumpy

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Sick allright.
Cow-004

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You have discovered our secret. Somebody will pay dearly for this.

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Grumpy

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Holy Cow, I think you are right.
Cow-006

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DAN

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perhaps there are other alternative fuels ….


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Grumpy

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I will see what I can sniff out.
Cow-002

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another sicko … oh well

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Two cows are standing next to each other in a field. Daisy says to Dolly, ‘I was artificially inseminated this morning.’ ‘I don’t believe you,’ says Dolly. ‘It’s true; no bull!’ exclaims Daisy.

Cow-005 Pictures, Images and Photos

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DAN

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Cows are everywhere

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Grumpy

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How’s this for cow power
Cow-001 Pictures, Images and Photos

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SteveKorz

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Here’s the vintage model….

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DAN

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cow lick

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Grumpy

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Here a some moo shoes to go with the Cow-a-Socky
Moo Shoe

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Grumpy

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Cow lickin good.
Cow Licking Dog

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DAN

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have you ever looked into a cows eyes ? what do you see ?

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Grumpy

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A good lookin Bull
Bull

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Grumpy

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This one is a bit on the nose….......
Cow A Lickin

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cabinetmaster

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Holy Cow. What a bunch of jokers. I just love this. Keep it up Grumpy.

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DAN

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I’m thinking licking noses is something cows like to do

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I just found a new source of fuel. Cow lickin good.
Dung-1

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SteveKorz

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Well Grumpy, this is my formal apology… apparently all the BULL in this thread has more methane in it than I previously predicted… lol

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Grumpy

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Steve, that was a real blast
Dung-02

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cabinetmaster

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Man o man Steve, a guy would lose a lot of hair by standing behind one of those Blasts…...............................roflmao. You guys are hill air we us.

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Grumpy

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I think the cows are worried about all this attention
Cow

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-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

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-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

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-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

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Grumpy

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Unbelievable source of information Steve. I really got a blast out of that one.

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I like the sneakers he put on the front feet of the cow… lol

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This rancher got BOARD when he was milking…. (yeah, I know, that one was bad…. lol)

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First cow in space. This Cow-stronaut was propelled by natural gas. Lots of it.
Moon Cow

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Grumpy

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Collecting fuel for the Cow-stronaut flight.
Collecting Dung

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Grumpy

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Dan, that one’s stretching it a bit. LOL
Uber Cow

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DAN

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back on topic .... cows have lots of gas

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SteveKorz

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How swiss cheese is made…..

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Grumpy

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My cow is spaced out or maybe lost in space. There might be an orbital milking machine up there
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Grumpy

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Holy cow Steve, thats a big moo
Holey Cow

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Grumpy

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You’re not chickening out are you Dan
Cow &amp; Chicken

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Grumpy

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Ahhhhhhhhh thats the spirit.
Whoops I think my cow is getting horny
Horny

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Climbing cow.
Climbing

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Grumpy

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Biggest rocket ever, the JUMBO ROCKET.

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That’s the scariest one yet Dan.

Yikes!

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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke".

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DAN

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Hey Warthogs are a funny subject too !

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Dan, thats freaky stuff & Odie there’s a strange wiff in the air
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Back at you Grumpy with one of my favorite photos.

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