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Grumpy

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2059 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: cowasaki

OK jocks, there is now a new vehicle that needs no gas, it produces it’s own gas (methane) which can be recycled, also used as a fertiliser plant a milk vending machine & a ride for the kids.

It’s called a Cowasaki
Cowasaki

LOL

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python


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lew

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#1 posted 2059 days ago

OOOHHH, Grumpy.

But at least you’ll be safe in an earthquake. You know what they say- “we bulls wobble but we don’t fall down”

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

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mski

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#2 posted 2059 days ago

Grumpy we need to get that Cow in this , you know got to get there faster!

http://www.woodmagazine.com/community/a-240-mph-car-made-of-wood/

-- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL

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ChicoWoodnut

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#3 posted 2059 days ago

Glad I’m from California. We only have happy cows here.

If your not from North America you might not understand this one.

So here’s one for the other side of the pond.

-- Scott - Chico California http://chicowoodnut.home.comcast.net

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trifern

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#4 posted 2059 days ago

I’m not sure I can turn one of these Grumpy, no bull.

-- My favorite piece is my last one, my best piece is my next one.

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PurpLev

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#5 posted 2059 days ago

how many HP…err…. I mean Cow Power does this thing have?

-- ㊍ When in doubt - There is no doubt - Go the safer route.

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SteveKorz

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#6 posted 2059 days ago

LOL…

Sooo… if you wreck your Cowasaki, does that make it an UDDER disaster?

I guess most standard models are equipped with not just one, but two horns?...

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

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Karson

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#7 posted 2059 days ago

That’s bad Grumpy.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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Grumpy

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#8 posted 2059 days ago

Thank you Karson. Glad you liked it. Will have to dig another one up just for you.
Steve, you won’t be able to catch this one it’s ”past-your-eyesd. Won’t even have time to turn the siren on. LOL
Purplev, 1 cow power of course.
Trifern, you can dry out the paddies & try turning them. Let me know when you do it I wan’t to watch.
Brilliant Chicko, brilliant.
Mski, I got my copy of wood mag this week, thats a great car alright gut it’;s no match for the Cowasaki.
No bull Lew, no bull.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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SteveKorz

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#9 posted 2059 days ago

Grumpy… LOL…!!

It must be so fast that no one can Tail-Gate it, huh?

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

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Bob #2

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#10 posted 2059 days ago

Chico, those ads are pretty cheezy ;-)

Bob

-- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner

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odie

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#11 posted 2059 days ago

Here’s the new energy source Al Gore is creating. It’s moo-va-lus …....

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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#12 posted 2059 days ago

not sure if I should groan or roll on the floor laughing!
ok.. I’m rolling on the floor laughing :)

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Dick, & Barb Cain

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#13 posted 2059 days ago

My cow has MOO! power than your cow.

-- -** You are never to old to set another goal or to dream a new dream ****************** Dick, & Barb Cain, Hibbing, MN. http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/member.php?uid=3627&protype=1

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#14 posted 2058 days ago

Lots of time on your hands Grumpy?? :-)

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Grumpy

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#15 posted 2058 days ago

THIS JOKE HAS REACHED NEW HEIGHTS, IT’S OVER THE MOON
Cowasaki

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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