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01-03-2013 03:34 AM

Topic tags/keywords: bathroom

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain


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#1 posted 01-03-2013 03:42 AM

I’m still wondering about the smells not the writing.

-- Have fun and laugh alot. Life can end at any moment. You old guys out there know what I mean...

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#2 posted 01-03-2013 04:31 AM

-- Bob C, Australia. I love sharing as long as it is not my tools

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#3 posted 01-03-2013 04:35 AM

never lift the seat

always *&%# distance away and put the clorox wipe, back into the clorox “easy wipe” container when finished

and watch people reach critical mass

even the challenged have limits

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#4 posted 01-03-2013 04:47 AM

maintenance

whoever left the porcelain pelican

trust your friends

admit defeat

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#5 posted 01-03-2013 04:54 AM

our minds are as wise as the experiences we live

sheltered

or not

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#6 posted 01-03-2013 05:58 AM

-- Bob C, Australia. I love sharing as long as it is not my tools

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#7 posted 01-03-2013 07:02 AM

pfffff

sumpthin gone wrong here

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#8 posted 01-03-2013 07:43 AM

toilets

its all about currents

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#9 posted 01-03-2013 11:05 PM

Here I sit broken hearted, paid a penny and only farted.

-- Bob C, Australia. I love sharing as long as it is not my tools

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#10 posted 01-04-2013 02:09 AM

Bob, the rhyme is properly…
Here is sit broken hearted, payed to shit but only farted; next time I think I’ll take a chance, keep my dime and shit my pants.
Learned it when I mounted a NY Central pay toilet sign on my apartment bathroom door. Still have the sign for the guest bathroom.

-- --Rev. Russ in NY-- A posse ad esse

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#11 posted 01-04-2013 06:16 AM

Rev, like your version but a bit messy.

-- Bob C, Australia. I love sharing as long as it is not my tools

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#12 posted 01-04-2013 11:56 AM

-- Bob C, Australia. I love sharing as long as it is not my tools

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#13 posted 02-02-2013 12:56 AM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#14 posted 02-05-2013 02:13 PM

-- I tell you, we are here on Earth to fart around, and don't let anybody tell you different. -Kurt Vonnegut

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