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Grumpy

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94 days ago

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Good morning all, here is todays little lift
A Couple lived near the ocean and used to walk the beach a lot. One summer they noticed a girl who was at the beach almost every day. She wasn’t unusual, nor was the travel bag she carried, except for one thing; she would approach people who were sitting on the beach, glance around and then speak to them.
Generally, the people would respond negatively and she would wander off. �But occasionally someone would nod and there would be a quick exchange of money and something that she carried in her bag.�
The couple assumed that she was selling drugs and debated calling the cops, but since they didn’t know�
For sure, they decided to�just continue watching her.�
After a couple of weeks the wife said, ‘Honey, have you ever noticed that she only goes up to people with boom boxes and other electronic devices?’�
He hadn’t and said so.�
Then she said, ‘Tomorrow I want you to get a towel and our big radio and go lie out on the beach. �Then we can find out what she’s really doing.’�
Well, the plan went off without a hitch and the wife was almost hopping up & down with anticipation when she saw the girl talk to her husband and then leave.�
The man then walked up the beach and met his wife at the road.�
‘Well, Is she selling drugs?’ she asked excitedly. �’No, she’s not,’ he said, enjoying this probably more�
than he should have.�
‘Well, what is it then? What does she do ?’ his wife fairly shrieked.�
The man grinned and said, ‘She’s a battery salesperson.’�
‘Batteries?’ cried the wife.�

‘Yes!’ he replied.�

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‘She Sells C Cells by the Seashore!’�

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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ajosephg

99 posts in 97 days


94 days ago

Major groan

-- Joe

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Mark Shymanski

715 posts in 249 days


94 days ago

Arrgh, that was tooo puny!

-- ....next big purchase is wood for the next project, Mark

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Al Navas

231 posts in 411 days


94 days ago

Grumpy,

This story is reminiscent of another I heard many years ago, by a comedian. This fellow told of his sea shell collection – ”...scattered all over the world…”, ”...along many beaches…”, etc. I did chuckle!

-- Al Navas, St Joseph, MO, http://sandal-woodsblog.com

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SteveKorz

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94 days ago

AARRRRGGGG….. lol….

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17)

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odie

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94 days ago

Don’t quit your day job Grumpy

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke".

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trifern

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94 days ago

Say that fast five times…

-- My favorite piece is my last one, my best piece is my next one.

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Grumpy

6697 posts in 387 days


94 days ago

Odie, lucky I am retired. Ahhhhhhhhhh how sweet it is. I can spend my time on corney jokes.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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Sac

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94 days ago

hehehe, Ohh you southerners…. :-)

-- Jerry, Measure 10 times cut once. Set in the foothills of the Smokey's

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Bill Hall

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93 days ago

Thanks for the chuckle! :)

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