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Forum topic by Grumpy posted 08-26-2008 02:33 AM 1297 views 0 times favorited 34 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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Grumpy

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08-26-2008 02:33 AM

Topic tags/keywords: joke of the day

Here’as a joke for MrTrim
Next time you think your hotel bill is too high you might want to consider
This…
A husband and wife are traveling by car from Brisbane to Melbourne.
After almost ten hours on the road, they’re too tired to continue
And they decide to stop for a rest. They stop at a nice hotel and take a
Room, but they only plan to sleep for four hours and then get back on the
Road.
When they check out four hours later, the desk clerk; hands them a bill for
$450.00.
The man explodes and demands to know why the charge is so high. He tells the
Clerk although it’s a nice hotel; the rooms certainly aren’t worth $450.00.
When the clerk tells him $450.00 is the standard rate, the man insists o n
Speaking to the Manager.
The Manager appears, listens to the man, and then explains that the hotel
Has an Olympic-sized pool and a huge conference center that were available
For the husband and wife to use.
‘But we didn’t use them,’ the man complains.
‘Well, they are here, and you could have,’ explains the Manager. He goes on
To explain they could have taken in one of the shows for which the hotel is
Famous. ‘The best entertainers from New York , Hollywood , and Las Vegas
Perform here,’ the Manager says.
‘But we didn’t go to any of those shows, ‘complains the man again.
‘Well, we have them, and you could have,’ the Manager replies.
No matter what amenity the Manager mentions! , the man replies, ‘But we
Didn’t use it!’
The Manager is unmoved, and eventually the man gives up and agrees to pay.
He writes a check and gives it to the Manager.
The Manager is surprised when he looks at the cheque.
‘But sir,’ he says, this cheque is only made out for $50.00.’
‘That’s correct,’ says the man. ‘I charged you $400.00 for sleeping with my
Wife.’
‘But I didn’t!’ exclaims the Manager.
Well, too bad,’ the man replies. ‘She was here and you could have.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python


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#1 posted 08-26-2008 03:58 AM

LOL

-- //FC - Round Rock, TX - "Experience is what you get just after you need it"

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#2 posted 08-26-2008 04:12 AM

ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh! that was awesome!

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lew

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#3 posted 08-26-2008 04:27 AM

Great One! I guess someone had to take over for Charlie :^)

Lew

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

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#4 posted 08-26-2008 04:29 AM

That’s funny.

-- ~ Inspiring those who inspire me ~

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#5 posted 08-26-2008 05:25 AM

Can the rest of us enjoy it also.

LOL

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware soon moving to Virginia karsonwm@gmail.com †

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#6 posted 08-26-2008 05:33 AM

that is pretty funny

-- Glenn, New Mexico

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#7 posted 08-26-2008 11:49 AM

Good one!

-- Bob Vila would be so proud of you!

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#8 posted 08-26-2008 01:15 PM

good one grumpy !! i guess you have figured out what my weakness is ! heres one back hope the print isnt too small to read .

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#9 posted 08-26-2008 04:01 PM

MrTrim

Great Joke and a great lesson for all of us!

Lew

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

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#10 posted 08-26-2008 04:07 PM

Great one Mr Trim.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware soon moving to Virginia karsonwm@gmail.com †

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#11 posted 08-26-2008 04:07 PM

great joke Mr Trim! love it!

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#12 posted 08-26-2008 04:18 PM

haha, Thanx for brightening the morning a little more guys ;)

-- ㊍ When in doubt - There is no doubt - Go the safer route.

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#13 posted 08-26-2008 04:24 PM

Those are both great jokes!!!! Thanx Grumpy and Mrtrim.

-- Steve-o

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#14 posted 08-26-2008 04:34 PM

Two Great Jokes!

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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#15 posted 08-26-2008 06:31 PM

LOL

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

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