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11-30-2012 03:30 PM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Forgive me, I just can’t go on…........

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.


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#1 posted 11-30-2012 03:42 PM

Mine would be the 1” slotted woodscrew.

-- Don't anthropomorphize your handplanes. They hate it when you do that. -- OldTools Archive --

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#2 posted 11-30-2012 03:46 PM

Sorry but the wife might read it.

-- --Rev. Russ in NY-- A posse ad esse

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#3 posted 11-30-2012 03:46 PM

^ Hah!!!!

-- Don't anthropomorphize your handplanes. They hate it when you do that. -- OldTools Archive --

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#4 posted 11-30-2012 03:51 PM

Nice!

-- Max the "night janitor" at www.hardwoodclocks.com

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#5 posted 11-30-2012 03:57 PM

Scarlet Johansson, with the red hair.

-- Brian Timmons - http://www.BigTWoodworks.com

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#6 posted 11-30-2012 04:02 PM

+1 what Russ said. But then Brian may be onto something. Nope, what Russ said.

-- Master hand plane hoarder. - http://timetestedtools.net

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#7 posted 11-30-2012 04:06 PM

My dad used to say that the slot on the top was only for taking screws out.

They used to just hammer them in on the farm.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware soon moving to Virginia karsonwm@gmail.com †

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#8 posted 11-30-2012 04:17 PM

Liv Tyler with the elf ears on.

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#9 posted 11-30-2012 04:18 PM

Uh. sorry, meant to say posidrive

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#10 posted 11-30-2012 04:34 PM

I thought this was a family site… :-p

I’d like to be the filling in a Christina Hendricks-Scarlett Johanssen sammich…

Rich;)

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#11 posted 11-30-2012 05:26 PM

To keep it sanitized, Fast Tap carpentry screws are, IMO, the best for woodworking. Kelly Monaco

-- "I never met a board I didn't like!"

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#12 posted 11-30-2012 05:29 PM

-- jay, www.allaboutastro.com

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#13 posted 11-30-2012 05:36 PM

^ Holy Cow! That guy’s got a real screw job ahead of him!

-- Don't anthropomorphize your handplanes. They hate it when you do that. -- OldTools Archive --

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#14 posted 11-30-2012 05:52 PM

your screwed if you get hit by that…

-- Joel

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#15 posted 11-30-2012 05:59 PM

My screw is bigger than yours!

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