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502 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Forgive me, I just can’t go on…........

-- gene@toronto.ontario.canada : dovetail free since '53, critiques always welcome.


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Smitty_Cabinetshop

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#1 posted 502 days ago

Mine would be the 1” slotted woodscrew.

-- Don't anthropomorphize your handplanes. They hate it when you do that. -- OldTools Archive

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derosa

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#2 posted 502 days ago

Sorry but the wife might read it.

-- --Rev. Russ in NY-- A posse ad esse

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Smitty_Cabinetshop

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#3 posted 502 days ago

^ Hah!!!!

-- Don't anthropomorphize your handplanes. They hate it when you do that. -- OldTools Archive

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Charles Maxwell

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#4 posted 502 days ago

Nice!

-- Max the "night janitor" at www.hardwoodclocks.com

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BTimmons

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#5 posted 502 days ago

Scarlet Johansson, with the red hair.

-- Brian in Arlington, TX

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Don W

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#6 posted 502 days ago

+1 what Russ said. But then Brian may be onto something. Nope, what Russ said.

-- There is nothing like the sound of a well tuned hand plane. - http://timetestedtools.wordpress.com (timetestedtools at hotmail dot c0m)

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Karson

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#7 posted 502 days ago

My dad used to say that the slot on the top was only for taking screws out.

They used to just hammer them in on the farm.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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404 - Not Found

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#8 posted 502 days ago

Liv Tyler with the elf ears on.

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404 - Not Found

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#9 posted 502 days ago

Uh. sorry, meant to say posidrive

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Kreegan

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#10 posted 502 days ago

I thought this was a family site… :-p

I’d like to be the filling in a Christina Hendricks-Scarlett Johanssen sammich…

Rich;)

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oldnovice

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#11 posted 502 days ago

To keep it sanitized, Fast Tap carpentry screws are, IMO, the best for woodworking. Kelly Monaco

-- "I never met a board I didn't like!"

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Cosmicsniper

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#12 posted 502 days ago

-- jay, www.allaboutastro.com

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Smitty_Cabinetshop

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#13 posted 502 days ago

^ Holy Cow! That guy’s got a real screw job ahead of him!

-- Don't anthropomorphize your handplanes. They hate it when you do that. -- OldTools Archive

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jap

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#14 posted 502 days ago

your screwed if you get hit by that…

-- Joel

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Viktor

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#15 posted 502 days ago

My screw is bigger than yours!

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