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Dan'um Style

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10-26-2012 04:02 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

My grandson Weslee age 6

Our teacher asked what my favorite animal was,
and I said, “Fried chicken.”

She said I wasn’t funny, but she couldn’t have been right,
because everyone else laughed. My parents told me to
always tell the truth. I did. Fried chicken is my favorite

I told my dad what happened, and he said my teacher
was probably a member of PETA. He said they love
animals very much.

I do, too. Especially chicken, pork and beef. Anyway,
my teacher sent me to the principal’s office.
I told him what happened, and he laughed, too.
Then he told me not to do it again.

The next day in class my teacher asked me what my
favorite live animal was. I told her it was chicken.
She asked me why, so I told her it was because you
could make them into fried chicken.

She sent me back to the principal’s office. He laughed,
and told me not to do it again.

I don’t understand. My parents taught me to be honest,
but my teacher doesn’t like it when I am.

Today, my teacher asked me to tell her what
famous person I admired most.

I told her, “Colonel Sanders.”

Guess where I am now?


-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#1 posted 10-26-2012 04:22 AM

lol…and the truth is—-when kids get sent to the principal’s office where they aren’t dealing with a full class—they can laugh…since I am not teaching this year…I can laugh…but only this year!

-- Matt--Proud LJ since 2007

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#2 posted 10-26-2012 04:45 AM


Especially fried chicken. :)

-- Backer boards, stop blocks, build oversized, and never buy a hand plane--

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#3 posted 10-26-2012 05:32 AM

I read the most beautiful poem the other day about what its like to walk through the garden of old age and when I thought I had it memorized and tried to to tella friend the poem I could only say

“shit, I forgot”

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso

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#4 posted 10-28-2012 11:08 PM

Odie has a lot to answer for. LOL

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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