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Greg The Cajun Box Sculptor

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639 days ago

Students in an advanced Biology class were taking their mid-term exam. The last question was, ‘Name seven advantages of Mother’s Milk. The question was worth 70 points or none at all.

One student, in particular, was hard put to think of seven advantages. He wrote:

1) It is perfect formula for the child.
2) It provides immunity against several diseases.
3) It is always the right temperature.
4) It is inexpensive.
5) It bonds the child to mother, and vice versa.
6) It is always available as needed.

And then the student was stuck. Finally, in desperation, just before the bell rang indicating the end of the test, he wrote:

7) It comes in two attractive containers, it’s fresher and it’s high enough off the ground where the cat can’t get it.

He got an A.

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poopiekat

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#1 posted 639 days ago

A smooth-talker was surrounded by a bunch of bar-babes, when he made this announcement,” I can guess when you were born, simply by massaging your breasts!”....so he waited, and finally one of them took him up on his offer. They went to a dark corner of the bar, where he got busy. After about 15 minutes, she said, “All right, enough of this! When was I born?” To which he replied….”Yesterday!”

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Tennessee

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#2 posted 639 days ago

That student should make a great politician…

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Monte Pittman

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#3 posted 639 days ago

Gotta hand it to him on that one.

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Rick

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#4 posted 638 days ago

I’ve often wondered how and where the ”Alternate” for the word ”Breast” Came From….....

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oldnovice

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#5 posted 638 days ago

I love that Boob definition!

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murch

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#6 posted 637 days ago

Rick, you’re a genius and have obviously studied the matter in great detail.

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Rick

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#7 posted 637 days ago

murch: “Rick, you’re a genius and have obviously studied the matter in great detail.”

Well I dint go to Skool fur no gud reson you know!!...LOL…

Rick

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poopiekat

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#8 posted 635 days ago

Rick: Perfect!

-- Einstein: "The intuitive mind is a sacred gift, and the rational mind is a faithful servant. We have created a society that honors the servant and has forgotten the gift." I'm Poopiekat!!

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