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263 days ago |
Topic tags/keywords: humor I learned a new game last night… As I was cleaning up woodchips from the floor of my shop, my dog taught me that it is actually a game. I try to clean up, he tries to bite the vacuum hose nozle. I really have no idea of the rules, but I think I lost. Unless you account for the # of smiles, then I win! By a landslide… Peter -- Measure with a micrometer, mark with a crayon, cut it with a chainsaw. |
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#1 posted 263 days ago |
Let him get his tongue sucked up once and he might change his mind. :-) -- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood" |
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#2 posted 263 days ago |
He he – my long haired dog gets too close to the nozzle once in awhile and I am sure the fur being sucked up right off her skin feels really strange. And it makes me laugh a lot! What would we do without our dogs to make us realize what is important in life! -- Kay - Just a girl who loves wood. |
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#3 posted 263 days ago |
Kill your dog and you’ll know how it feels like! Just joking. hehe -- "someone has to be wounded for others to be saved, someone has to sacrifice for others to feel happiness, someone has to die so others could live" |
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#4 posted 263 days ago |
It is a good way to get rid of pests also. A while back I saw a mouse in my shop that appeared when I started up my dust collector. I have a flex hose and Rockler dust wand hooked up to clean the floor that came in handy for vaccuming up the mouse….and all I have to do to is leave it in the bag lining my collector until I empty it…No fuss and no mess…! -- Every step of any project should be considered your masterpiece if you want the finished product to reflect the quality of your work. http://www.FineArtBoxes.com |
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#5 posted 263 days ago |
Poor mouse sucked up by the vac! lol -- "someone has to be wounded for others to be saved, someone has to sacrifice for others to feel happiness, someone has to die so others could live" |
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#6 posted 263 days ago |
I have a pair of Aussie Shephard/Beagle mix. Littermates we rescued. DArby lays in the shop and doesn’t give a tinker’s damn what machines are running. I can tell when HE’S been in the shop ‘cause he’s all covered with sawdust. Now Daisy is another story. She’s not fond of the noise, but she loves stealing stuff. Little cut-off scraps get strewn about in front of the shop door. And the occasional paper towel or rag that I SURELY must not want because they’re just layin’ there all unprotected. Have to watch her though. I caught her one afternoon dragging my deadblow hammer under a pine tree. She was going to bury it. |
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#7 posted 263 days ago |
This is good stuff (other than the kill your dog thing…lol) In my case, it’s a German Shorthaired Pointer. He gets really upset when I’m in the shop and he’s not allowed. I let him in as long as I don’t have any of the large power tools running (i.e. TS, BS, etc.). When I send him out, he pouts. I don’t think it’s the shop he likes, so much as being with me (1, 2, 3…collective “Awh”). Never knew what the term “man’s best friend” really meant until him. -- Measure with a micrometer, mark with a crayon, cut it with a chainsaw. |
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#8 posted 263 days ago |
Seems natural to want to bury something that is ‘dead’. A dead ‘BLO Hammer’. -- Backer boards, stop blocks, build oversized, and never buy a hand plane-- |
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#9 posted 263 days ago |
@rance HaHAha -- In the end, when your life flashes before your eyes, will you like what you see? |
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