Newfoundland Canada

Ottawa announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the: Newfoundland Special Forces (NLSF)

These Newfoundland boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan, and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit…
3. They taste just like moose.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music, or religion and politics.
5. They are directly responsible for the fall of the Newfoundland Fishery.

Ottawa expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

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