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08-27-2012 01:25 AM

Ottawa announced TODAY the formation of a new 500-man elite fighting unit called the: Newfoundland Special Forces (NLSF)

These Newfoundland boys will be dropped off into Afghanistan, and will be given only the following facts about the Taliban and terrorists:

1. The season opened today.
2. There is no limit…
3. They taste just like moose.
4. They don’t like beer, pickups, country music, or religion and politics.
5. They are directly responsible for the fall of the Newfoundland Fishery.

Ottawa expects the problem in Afghanistan to be over by Friday.

-- "Good artists borrow, great artists steal”…..Picasso


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#1 posted 08-27-2012 02:01 AM

Good story and that is a BIG gun !

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#2 posted 08-27-2012 02:04 AM

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain

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#3 posted 09-24-2012 01:56 AM

9 year old comic …
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#4 posted 09-24-2012 01:58 AM

from 2002

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#5 posted 09-24-2012 06:33 PM

What a GUN!!!!

-- "someone has to be wounded for others to be saved, someone has to sacrifice for others to feel happiness, someone has to die so others could live"

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