Cutsie Sayings, Stupid Quotes and Quick Comebacks...

I didn’t think you’d actually start this thread, lol.
“pull up your big girl panties and be a man”.

-- My dad and I built a 65 chev pick up.I killed trannys in that thing for some reason-Hog

Ohh boy, making a living in construction ive got tons of em …

“how’d that go over”
“like a fart in a spacesuit”

-- "there aren’t many hand tools as awe-inspiring as the #8 jointer. I mean, it just reeks of cast iron heft and hubris" - Smitty

^ and
“how’s that working out for you?”

-- My dad and I built a 65 chev pick up.I killed trannys in that thing for some reason-Hog

Bertha, it could also go this way: Take off the dress and be a man.

-- I would drink a river of the kool aid before I took the smallest sip of the tea...

^very true. I live in WV, ffs. I should be able to come up with over 100 instantaneously. I guess it’s Friday, after all. My brain’s not exactly working.

-- My dad and I built a 65 chev pick up.I killed trannys in that thing for some reason-Hog

Put on your sandpaper mitten and get a grip will ya.

-- "there aren’t many hand tools as awe-inspiring as the #8 jointer. I mean, it just reeks of cast iron heft and hubris" - Smitty

$h*t Fire and Save the Matches !

-- Steve - Wasilla, Alaska

Going to go shake hands with the President ( of the company)

Said on the way to the PortaJohn on the job site.

“Looks good from my house”, or, “Can’t see that from my house”

or, after a big snafu resulting in a FUBAR….

“You’ll have that, on the bigger jobs..”

-- A Planer? I'M the planer, this is what I use

Never notice at 40,000 feet!
Save water, shower with a friend!
Don’t worry about it, drywall will cover anything!

-- Paul, Tennessee, http://www.tsunamiguitars.com

For Bertha…”Save a Horse…ride a Cowboy”

For the tree huggers: “Save a tree! Eat a Beaver!”

-- A Planer? I'M the planer, this is what I use

I remember helping dad replace brakes on his car and after tightening the lug nuts he asked if they were tight enough. I asked how tight? He said, “Tighter than a bear’s butt in a swarm of bees.”

-- Sweeping up sawdust in Texas

I’m as busy as a one-legged cat in a sandbox.

Barecycles, you sayin’ that’s one tight-ass bear?

-- I would drink a river of the kool aid before I took the smallest sip of the tea...

Here’s a good one…

The beatings will continue until morale improves. OR
We will continue banning topics until you all act like adults (whatever that is).

-- I would drink a river of the kool aid before I took the smallest sip of the tea...

Busier than a one armed paper hanger.

-- "there aren’t many hand tools as awe-inspiring as the #8 jointer. I mean, it just reeks of cast iron heft and hubris" - Smitty

Heard often on the jobsite;

the painter will fix it.

When something is out of plumb or askew;

Ray Charles could see that!

Or;

dumber than a box of rocks,

couldn’t pure p!$$ out of a boot with the instructions on the heel,

that’s finer than frog hair,

you can’t make a Cadillac out of VW parts

-- Darrell, making more sawdust than I know what to do with