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Dan'um Style

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753 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor


, Let it rip with these deodorizer fart pads
1 day ago

You don’t have to be in elementary school to giggle at these in-underwear deodorizer fart pads. Laced with activated charcoal, these ingenious (but not particularly sexy) adhesive pads help neutralize even the most odoriferous of releases. Just think, no more embarrassing silent-but-deadlies midmeeting or blaming that noxious smell on the dog. They’re surely a lifesaver for anyone suffering from intestinal issues, and they definitely beat overdosing on Chanel No. 5. We’re going to spend the rest of the day wondering who’s wearing one. And giggling.

-- keeping myself entertained ... Humor and fun lubricate the brain


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patron

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#1 posted 753 days ago

cute dan
i am guessing
this is you modeling them

it’s just me and the dog here
so we KNOW who it is

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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Joe Lyddon

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#2 posted 753 days ago

Dan… Funny!

Looks like a good PhotoShop job to me…

FUN!

Thank you.

-- Have Fun! Joe Lyddon - Alta Loma, CA USA - Home: http://www.WoodworkStuff.net ... My Small Gallery: http://www.ncwoodworker.net/pp/showgallery.php?ppuser=1389&cat=500"

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Karson

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#3 posted 753 days ago

No it’s been a news article for a couple of days.

My wife is going to force me to wear them to bed.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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Napaman

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#4 posted 753 days ago

does it come in lady sizes?

-- Matt--Proud LJ since 2007

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Don Broussard

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#5 posted 753 days ago

Couldn’t you just put a Dr. Scholl’s Odor Eater outside your underwear to the same effect? With one set of Odor Eaters, you could treat two pairs of tidy whiteys.

-- People say I hammer like lightning. It's not that I'm fast -- it's that I never hit the same place twice!

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Tedster

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#6 posted 753 days ago

Doesn’t have to come in lady sizes… ladies don’t fart.

-- I support the 28th Amendment. http://www.wolf-pac.com/28th

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eddie

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#7 posted 753 days ago

Don those Odor Eater makes your butt look to big.

-- Jesus Is Alright with me

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Rick

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#8 posted 753 days ago

Yea and those Odor Eaters could do a lot of Damage if that’s what they really do!!

Karson: “My wife is going to force me to wear them to bed.” I …...............................

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Rick

-- COMMON SENSE Is Like Deodorant. The People Who need It Most, Never Use It.

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lew

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#9 posted 753 days ago

Sweet (as in smelling)!!

I’m wondering if Matt is now sleeping in his unfinished boat?

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

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patcollins

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#10 posted 753 days ago

They should be on the inside, that way they also offer skid mark protection.

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ChuckV

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#11 posted 753 days ago

I’m trying to imagine what it would be like to work on the QA team testing this product.

-- “That it will never come again / Is what makes life so sweet. ” ― Emily Dickinson

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Grumpy

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#12 posted 752 days ago

Dan, is that you showing off your rear end again?.
They just introduced a carbon tax down under. They will be taxing farts next.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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mafe

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#13 posted 752 days ago

Laugh thanks

-- Mad F, the fanatical rhykenologist and vintage architect. Democraticwoodworking.

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