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pashley

310 posts in 199 days


88 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Three things to think about:

Cows - Is it just me, or does anyone else find it amazing that our government can track a single cow born in Canada almost three years ago, right to the stall where she sleeps in the state of Washington? And they track her calves to their stalls. But they are unable to locate 11 million illegal aliens wandering around our country. Maybe we should give each of them a cow.

The Constitution – They keep talking about drafting a Constitution for Iraq . Why don’t we just give them ours? It was written by a lot of really smart guys, it has worked for over 200 years, and we’re not using it anymore

The Ten Commandments – The real reason that we can’t have the Ten Commandments posted in a courthouse is this: You cannot post ‘Thou Shalt Not Steal,’ ‘Thou Shalt Not Commit Adultery’, and ‘Thou Shalt Not Lie’ in a building full of lawyers, judges and politicians. It creates a hostile work environment.

-- -Be Blessed!, Patrick

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CharlieM1958

4170 posts in 700 days


88 days ago

Heh… That last one reminds me of why Jesus wasn’t born in Washington D.C.: They couldn’t find three wise men and a virgin. :-)

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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lew

1241 posts in 237 days


88 days ago

There you go again, Charlie! Stirring up trouble!! :>) [keep it up]!!!!!!!!

Lew

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CedarFreakCarl

357 posts in 535 days


88 days ago

pashley, one word, Amen! Keep up the good work.

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

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Richforever

133 posts in 202 days


88 days ago

So much truth in so few words! Thanks.

-- Rich, Seattle, WA

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