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Tokolosi

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779 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

-- “There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after.” ~ JRR Tolkien


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Gene Howe

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#1 posted 779 days ago

May I help you, ma’am…PLEEEZE.
Or, Hey lady, have I got some wood for you!

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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#2 posted 779 days ago

LMAO Gene! Where did she keep her wallet, hmmmm…........

-- Martin ....always count the number of fingers you have before, and after using the saw.

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#3 posted 778 days ago

Im sorry but this just screams for so many puns. None of which ‘wood’ be appropriate.

-- “There is nothing like looking, if you want to find something. You certainly usually find something, if you look, but it is not always quite the something you were after.” ~ JRR Tolkien

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#4 posted 778 days ago

Yeah, probably too titillating, huh?

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

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#5 posted 778 days ago

I showed up an hour late, missed it…

-- Rick

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#6 posted 778 days ago

Probably just…....bored…...

-- Life is good.

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#7 posted 778 days ago

From what was said, she forgot to put her clothes on…

Was asked to leave, then went to the corner Stewarts…

Must be some dam good saw dust…

-- Rick

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#8 posted 778 days ago

greet me

!!

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#9 posted 778 days ago

If you notice the blurr at 1:09….............same girl .

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#10 posted 777 days ago

yeah, i know you are out there.

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#11 posted 777 days ago

wha

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#13 posted 777 days ago

Everyone’s out of step , except Johnny !

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