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Bob #2

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518 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

The cat wants me to turn on the sprinkler! <g> 33° C in the shade.

Bob
Edmonton Ab. Canada

-- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner

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Betsy

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518 days ago

It’s so hot here that…....dang….can’t think of one off hand…rats.!

-- You can't get a hug from Facebook.

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Hrolfr

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518 days ago

I so hot in here that I saw the devil sitting on my work bench… he looked at me and said “Damn it’s hot in here”

-- Hrolfr

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Bob #2

3056 posts in 921 days


518 days ago

the trees are whistling for the dogs.

bob

-- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner

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Lee A. Jesberger

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518 days ago

It’s so hot in here I can’t think!

Are you adding A/C to the shop Bob?

Lee

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Bob #2

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517 days ago

Don’t think so Lee.
We get about 8 – 10 days like this and the rest are all tolerable.
With all the insulation in the place it stays quite cool. I was surprised.
mind you that could change with more consistant hot weather.
Cheers
Bob

-- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner

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Tony

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517 days ago

We are waiting for our 10 days of summer too – not too hot at the moment 20° C, but humidity in in the 80’s – well at the least the workshop is cool and dry 18°C and 42%.

What you pay for heating in the winter you save by not having to cool in the summer – good insulation is so important.

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CharlieM1958

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517 days ago

It’s so hot here, a mouse drowned in my swimming pool trying to cool off.

TRUE STORY! (At least it is true that a drowned mouse was floating in the pool yesterday. I can’t be sure why he jumped in.) :-)

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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pashley

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517 days ago

It’s so hot….I saw the Devil sweating.

(on the reverse side) It’s so cold…I saw a lawyer with his hands in his own pocket!

-- http://newmissionworkshop.com

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Roper

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517 days ago

it’s so hot out here, i’m sittin on the porch watchin the grass die. atleast i don’t have to mow it.

-- Roper - Master of sawdust-

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CharlieM1958

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517 days ago

Patrick! Now you have gone and said something offensive to lawyers!! (Wait, is that even possible?)

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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mot

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517 days ago

It’s Africa, hot here! It was 28 degrees by the 7th hole, and I teed off at 6:30am. Yech.

-- You can discover more about a person in an hour of play than in a year of conversation. (Plato)

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Bob #2

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517 days ago

I thought somebody installed an open tap in my forehead. I am soaked again despite and eary morning shower.
I got the flooring in the truck and forgot the underlay. (Oh joy!)
Back I go!

34°C and humidity 82%. Monday, June 30, 2008 1:25:23 PM

Bob

-- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner

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SteveKorz

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517 days ago

It’s so hot here that…. the birds have to use potholders to pull the worms from the ground… .... the temperature gets below 100 and you put a sweater on…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

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Bob #2

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517 days ago

It was so hot here today that people took turns sitting in each others shadows.

-- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner

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Betsy

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517 days ago

It’s so hot here that it would be cooler to be under toyguy’s collar!

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TomK

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516 days ago

It’s so hot here that you get condensation on your posterior from the hot water in the toilet bowl!

Its so hot here, you notice the best parking place is determined by shade instead of distance.

Its so hot here, the cows are giving evaporated milk!

-- If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free! PJ O'Rourke

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Blake

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516 days ago

It’s so hot here that we started storing the milk in the oven.

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RobS

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516 days ago

It’s so hot here that I just bought a camel…and they are on (hump)back order.

-- Rob (A) Waxahachie,TX

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Wayne

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516 days ago

Thanks all, I’m going to need these. I’m heading to Dubai in September where Summer temps get to 48 degrees celsius @ 92% humidity quite regularly. It doesn’t matter how much you acclimatise (and I’ve lived on the equator), 48C is killing weather.

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Roper

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516 days ago

hey wayne i don’t know if you care about this but i just read in ski magazine that dubai has the biggest and best indoor ski mountain in the world. so if it gets to be to much just go skiing.

-- Roper - Master of sawdust-

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ryno101

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516 days ago

It’s so hot here, Wayne, that I had to fly to Dubai to cool off.

-- Ryno

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Betsy

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516 days ago

Here you go Wayne—http://www.skidxb.com/English/welcome_eng.htm?mid=1&sid=1

go skiing!

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Wayne

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516 days ago

I did not know about that ! I had my golf clubs organised, I s’pose I can learn to snow ski in the desert !

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SteveKorz

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515 days ago

It’s so hot here that….

All the water buffalo at the zoo have evaporated.

hot water now comes out of both taps.

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

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Texasgaloot

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496 days ago

I lived in Cotulla, Texas for a year and a half. It was so hot that after our morning shower we would turn off the breaker to the hot water heater to get water cooler than the city water out of our hot tap (true story)

-- There's no tool like an old tool...

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Grumpy

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493 days ago

Nice & cool down under.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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Dadoo

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493 days ago

I dunno guys. It’s pretty nice here. 73.9F, nice breeze.

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