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Forum topic by Dick, & Barb Cain posted 04-04-2012 04:28 PM 818 views 0 times favorited 13 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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Dick, & Barb Cain

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04-04-2012 04:28 PM

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”This is funny, because I recently turned 80!

Where For Dinner?
A group of 15-year old guys discussed where they
should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet
at the Dairy Queen next to the Ocean View Restaurant
because they only had $6.00 between them andJane
Johnson, that cute girl in Social Studies, lives on that
street and they might see her if they ride their bikes
past her house.
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Ten years later, the group of 25-year-old guys discussed where
they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they should meet at
the Ocean View Restaurant because the beer was cheap, they
had free snacks, the band was good, there was no cover and
there were lots of cute girls.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ten years later, at 35 years of age, the group once again
discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they
should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the booze
was good , it was right near the gym and if they went late
enough, there wouldn’t be too many whiny little kids.
Ten years later, at 45 years of age, the group once again
discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they
should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the martinis
were big, and the waitresses were very cute.

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Ten years later, at 55 years of age, the group once again
discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they
should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the prices
were reasonable, the wine list was good, and fish is good for
your cholesterol.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ten years later, at 65 years of age, the group once again
discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they
should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the lighting
was good and they have an early bird special.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ten years later, at 75 years of age, the group once again
discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they
should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because the food was
not too spicy, and the restaurant was handicapped accessible.

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~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
Ten years later, at 85 years of age, the group once again
discussed where they should meet for dinner. It was agreed they
should meet at the Ocean View Restaurant because they had
never been there before.

-- -** You are never to old to set another goal or to dream a new dream ****************** Dick, & Barb Cain, Hibbing, MN. http://www.woodcarvingillustrated.com/gallery/member.php?uid=3627&protype=1


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DeputyDawg

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#1 posted 04-04-2012 05:00 PM

Loved it. And just think I’m only 71 so I’d better go and find that Ocean View Restaurant before they take my diver’s license away

-- DeputyDawg

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Viking

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#2 posted 04-04-2012 05:03 PM

Ha!! Good one.

-- Rick Gustafson - Lost Creek Ranch - Colorado County, Texas

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CharlieM1958

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#3 posted 04-04-2012 05:46 PM

That’s a good one, Dick!

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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Joe Lyddon

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#4 posted 04-04-2012 05:46 PM

Ah YES…

Know the feeling well! LOL

(kidding… not quite that bad… yet… LOL)

-- Have Fun! Joe Lyddon - Alta Loma, CA USA - Home: http://www.WoodworkStuff.net ... My Small Gallery: http://www.ncwoodworker.net/pp/showgallery.php?ppuser=1389&cat=500"

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Bob Kollman

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#5 posted 04-04-2012 06:05 PM

According to my wife I know the feeling well, but I am not even 55 …..I don’t know if she was kidding?????

-- Bob Kenosha Wi.

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MsDebbieP

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#6 posted 04-04-2012 07:02 PM

haha that’s a good one! :)

-- ~ Debbie, Canada (https://www.facebook.com/DebbiePribeleENJOConsultant)

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Lee A. Jesberger

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#7 posted 04-04-2012 09:57 PM

Very funny, Dick.

Lee

-- by Lee A. Jesberger http://www.prowoodworkingtips.com http://www.ezee-feed.com

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Napaman

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#8 posted 04-04-2012 10:07 PM

ahhh…so true…Just be glad they were still getting together!

-- Matt--Proud LJ since 2007

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jm8

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#9 posted 04-05-2012 07:12 PM

So true! Thanks for the laugh, and Happy Birthday.

-- Joe from Western Ma.... Peace to all

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Grumpy

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#10 posted 04-06-2012 12:24 AM

Happy birthday Dick. Just remember alzheimers is a great disease, you meet a new friend every day.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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daltxguy

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#11 posted 04-06-2012 07:35 PM

I guess they shouldn’t have had the fish!

-- If you can't joint it, bead it!

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David Craig

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#12 posted 04-06-2012 09:13 PM

My mom habitually will rent the same movie repeatedly. I like to tell her that a book or a movie is a great gift for her because, for her, it is like reading or watching it again for the very first time :)

Good one Dick.

-- There is little that is simple when it comes to making a simple box.

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Bluepine38

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#13 posted 04-10-2012 03:39 AM

The bad part is, I can not remember where it is.

-- As ever, Gus-the 75 yr young apprentice carpenter

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