right on ranting

Ha! I’m thinking 50bf might not be enough ^_^

Also, no need to build in a birdcage, since no one will ever admit to eating crow

-- Dan, Rochester, NY

;-)

-- HorizontalMike -- "Woodpeckers understand..."

;-) Good one, Patron!

-- http://barbsid.blogspot.com/

Just brilliant!

Since the judging is March 17th, St. Patrick’s day, i would like to suggest that entries all be painted green.

Greg

-- "I have found that hand tools are the best choice when I want to make mistakes at a slower rate of speed." Unknown

best contest ever! Thanks for the smile Patron!

-- Rob, Sault Ste. Marie, Ontario

How about some alternatives, like a high horse for example?

-- Mike, American in Norway

well so long as it ROCKS mike
so you can move on down the road
when the police tell you to

we may have to create a committee to augment the rules
and you know how long that takes
to get anything done

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

A pedestal, maybe.

-- Gene 'The true soldier fights not because he hates what is in front of him, but because he loves what is behind him.' G. K. Chesterton

I’d love to enter, but I couldn’t build a box without plans.

-- I can explain it to you, but I can't understand it for you. I'm sorry,thanks.

randy

can you stack boards ?

i can’t offer any more than this
as it might be construed as coaching

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

One great contest,thanks for the laugh….shinju

-- enjoy, be well and enjoy life with all around you

The top should be a cutting board

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.

rex

you mean like for making sandwiches
to garner votes
that would sure get the homeless to listen

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

I was thinking that the contest closing date be changed to April 1st.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

No Karson, that would be foolish

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.