LumberJocks

Warning!!! Dangers of Chisel Planes!

  • Advertise with us

« back to Hand Tools forum

Forum topic by Dallas posted 01-15-2012 04:45 AM 1376 views 0 times favorited 2 replies Add to Favorites Watch
View Dallas's profile

Dallas

3599 posts in 1955 days


01-15-2012 04:45 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor tip

OK, so it’s not that big a deal.

I’ve been watching the threads on making chisel planes and thought, (in a faintly lucid moment), that I could make one too.

So I did.

Then while putting it together and adjusting the iron, the mallet slipped, hit the wedge and the iron slipped out sideways.

That was bad enough, but then…...

I didn’t want the iron to crash on to the miter saw parked nearby, so, Like a dummy, I reached out to catch the iron. Bad idea.

The iron, the miter saw and I arrived at the same time in the same place.

The iron hit the saw on the back end, bounced up and purposely took a chunk out of the tip of my thumb.

I swear it a conscious act on the part of the chisel. It may have been a finely orchestrated plan between the saw and the chisel to do me bodily harm!

It was a Conspiracy!

I tried to take a picture, but I’m left handed and the camera doesn’t seem to work right with my right hand. I wonder if it in on the conspiracy too!

Watch out for those mean spirited tools in your shop! They’re out to get you!

-- Improvise.... Adapt...... Overcome!


2 replies so far

View bhog's profile

bhog

2234 posts in 2158 days


#1 posted 01-15-2012 05:15 PM

LOL thanks for the laugh.Hope it heals (pride & thumb)

-- I don't drive a Prius.

View doncutlip's profile

doncutlip

2832 posts in 3024 days


#2 posted 01-15-2012 05:26 PM

accidents sure happen fast, don’t they

-- Don, Royersford, PA

Have your say...

You must be signed in to reply.

DISCLAIMER: Any posts on LJ are posted by individuals acting in their own right and do not necessarily reflect the views of LJ. LJ will not be held liable for the actions of any user.

Latest Projects | Latest Blog Entries | Latest Forum Topics

HomeRefurbers.com