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Forum topic by Rick posted 01-01-2012 09:06 AM 1106 views 0 times favorited 10 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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Rick

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01-01-2012 09:06 AM

Topic tags/keywords: humor question mommy tip

All the way from Newfoundland! ...Please excuse the Qualitie. ...She has one of then there Ribbun Type of Typywriters. ....Must be 30 Years Old. ...She Washes the Ribbun now and then butt it don’t seam to get no better.

She uses the Back Of Old Litters She’s gottun from other folks Yeers Ago. I keeps sendin Her New Statunary and she keeps puttin it in a Drawur somwheres!!

HOT TIP (for Real) ...Hold down the “Control Button” (Ctrl) Lower Left Corner. At the same time use your Mouse Wheel to make it Larger or Smaller. You can Blow up this Page to a few Words OR Take it Down to about 2” Wide.

That works on ANY Site, instead of using that DUMB Sizer Thing in the Lower Right Corner!
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Ain’t My MUM Just The Sweatest Thing! Dat’s why I LUVS Her So Muchly!!!

She siad to say HULLO to all of Yuo’s Also! Wernt that niece of Her??

-- Hope Everyone Is Doing Well! .... Best Regards: Rick


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jim C

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#1 posted 01-01-2012 09:19 AM

Dat jest bought tiers too me I’s rick.
Sae Hy to Momma four me.

-- When I was a boy, I was told "anyone can be President", now I'm beginning to believe it!

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#2 posted 01-01-2012 09:25 AM

Sounds similar an Irish mother’s letter to her son in Australia… goes around a lot… still a very funny letter.. sorry mum..

-- Drink twice... and don't bother to cut... @ lazylarrywoodworks.com.au For lovers of all things timber...

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Rick

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#3 posted 01-01-2012 09:27 AM

Tanks Jim:

It happened again! This is the Second Time I’ve Posted to “Non-Shop Talk” but The Title still shows up in the Listings of ALL Forums, instead of “Click to see etc.”

BUT! Don’t Tell Nobody!!!

Rick (MOMMA Prefers Richard after “Richard The Lyin Hearted”)

-- Hope Everyone Is Doing Well! .... Best Regards: Rick

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Joe Lyddon

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#4 posted 01-01-2012 09:37 AM

Very FUNNY!

Happy New Year!

-- Have Fun! Joe Lyddon - Alta Loma, CA USA - Home: http://www.WoodworkStuff.net ... My Small Gallery: http://www.ncwoodworker.net/pp/showgallery.php?ppuser=1389&cat=500"

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Jimbo4

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#5 posted 01-01-2012 08:22 PM

And u cin youse thu cntrl btn nd prs dn on thu + btn 2 inlrg, r thu – btn 2, to mke evertng smllr.

-- BOVILEXIA: The urge to moo at cows from a moving vehicle.

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Roger Clark aka Rex

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#6 posted 01-01-2012 09:35 PM

Nice start to 2012 Rick. Some mothers do have ‘em. ! :-)

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.

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#7 posted 01-02-2012 03:29 AM

My wife and kids being descendants of a Newfoundland Grandmother thoroughly enjoyed this. Keep up the good work Rick.
Jack

-- Jack Keefe Shediac NB Canada

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Rick

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#8 posted 01-02-2012 04:01 AM

Thanks Jack. I’m glad they enjoyed it! My Father and his 4 Brothers were all Born there.

One of these days I’m gonna do a trip out there …in the Summer …LOL..

I had a Great Aunt from there who use to come to Toronto to visit, She was 75 Years YOUNG!

She brought 2 or 3 Wigs with Her and some “Going Out On The Town” Dresses. EVERY NIGHT she wanted to, and did go out on the Town! NOBODY could keep up with her!!

3 AM one MORNING the COPS brought Her Home! They picked Her up on Bloor Street …Drunk as a Skunk! She wanted to bring them in for Coffee! Cops were Laughing their Butts off!!

Next night, 9 PM …Gone again! Must be something in the water out there! ...LOL…

Roger: Thak You also Kind Sir!! I’ gonna do my best to keep “Coffee Shop” Rollin’ along with as much GOOD STUFF as I can find! Maybe WE can get some CHUCKLES in here on a Regular basis!

-- Hope Everyone Is Doing Well! .... Best Regards: Rick

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#9 posted 01-02-2012 04:28 AM

Rick,

Thanks for a good laugh.

-- “Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are.” ― R. Waters

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#10 posted 01-02-2012 06:11 AM

Chuck.

Pleased that you enjoyed it!

ALWAYS My Pleasure!

Rick

-- Hope Everyone Is Doing Well! .... Best Regards: Rick

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