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jusfine

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12-28-2011 07:28 PM

Topic tags/keywords: cat joke humor

Thought some of you may enjoy this…

My cat sleeps about 20 hours a day.

She has her food prepared for her. She can eat whenever she wants, 24×7x365.

Her meals are provided at no cost to her. She visits the doctor once a
year for a check-up, and during the year whenever any medical
needs arise.

For all this she pays nothing, and nothing is
required of her. She lives in a nice neighborhood in a house
that is much larger than she needs, but she is not required
to do any upkeep.

If she makes a mess, someone else cleans it
up. She has her choice of luxurious places to sleep. She is
living like a queen, and has absolutely no expenses or
responsibilities whatsoever.

All of her costs are picked
up by others who go out and earn a living every day.

I was just thinking about all this, and suddenly it hit me:
My cat is a Congressman!!

-- Randy "You are judged as much by the questions you ask as the answers you give..."


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#1 posted 12-28-2011 07:53 PM

Nice one. I have 4 cats and have had similar thoughts.

-- Chuck W

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Don W

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#2 posted 12-28-2011 07:53 PM

wouldn’t that be a congress “women”

you did say “she”.

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#3 posted 12-28-2011 08:04 PM

I just copied it from the email sent to me, Don…

Congressman is a title, not a designation of sex, right? Chairman, etc.

-- Randy "You are judged as much by the questions you ask as the answers you give..."

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#4 posted 12-28-2011 11:04 PM

Apparently so are congressmen.

-- Randy "You are judged as much by the questions you ask as the answers you give..."

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#5 posted 12-30-2011 05:01 AM

I think she’s a Democrat, single mother, on welfare, food stamps, and assistance, with 9 kittens from who knows where. And she’s ready to vote for more goody’s in the 2012 election. And you are now the minority who pays for it.

-- When I was a boy, I was told "anyone can be President", now I'm beginning to believe it!

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#6 posted 12-30-2011 07:12 PM

haha, this was funny. I have two congressmen living in my house, apparently.

Jim C took it a little too far, though, IMO.

-- "hold fast to that which is good"

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#7 posted 01-06-2012 01:41 PM

so can someone please help i cant tell the difference between my teenage children and my 3 cats

the description fits both perfectly

Hooky

-- Happiness is a way of travel , not a destination (Roy Goodman)

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jusfine

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#8 posted 01-06-2012 07:14 PM

Sorry, can’t help you hooky!

My kids moved out a few years ago and we still have cats in the barn but they earn their keep…

-- Randy "You are judged as much by the questions you ask as the answers you give..."

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#9 posted 01-06-2012 09:57 PM

Randy it reminds me of a parable:

If you love something, set it free. If it comes back it will always be yours, if it does not, it was never your’s to begin with.

BUT if it sits in your living room, messes up your stuff, eats your food,uses your telephone, takes your money and does not appear to realize that YOU have set it free…you either MARRIED it or GAVE BIRTH to it !

-- 'Political correctness is fascism pretending to be manners' ~George Carlin

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#10 posted 01-06-2012 10:07 PM

haha nice post. Funny thing is, I hate cats….................

-- Paul, Pennsylvania, http://www.RemodelingContractorPA.com

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#11 posted 01-06-2012 10:18 PM

They aren’t exactly the same. My cat provides valuable pest extermination services.

-- “Big man, pig man, ha ha, charade you are.” ― R. Waters

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