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12-27-2011 09:08 PM

Topic tags/keywords: humor chisel

What do you say to your wife when she proudly exclaims that she has found the PERFECT tools for removing that moldy old caulk and grout in the guest bathroom…your TWO CHERRIES CHISEL SET?!

-- Henry3, TN/GA/FL

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#1 posted 12-27-2011 09:12 PM

They are tools, get the job done and resharpen as necessary. This job won’t ruin the tools, its an unorthodox task but a relatively harmless one. I’d be more concerned with the chisels ruining the tile.

-- "Checking for square? What madness is this! The cabinet is square because I will it to be so!" Jeremy Greiner LJ Topic#20953 2011 Feb 2

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#2 posted 12-27-2011 09:20 PM

I tell her, “what are you doing out of the kitchen!?” JUST A JOKE, PEOPLE!!!
I loled hard at WudnHevn’s comment!

-- My dad and I built a 65 chev pick up.I killed trannys in that thing for some reason-Hog

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#3 posted 12-27-2011 09:32 PM

Be loving as you get mad at her.

-- Bert

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#4 posted 12-27-2011 09:37 PM

I wouldn’t have to say anything. She doesn’t have a ley to the shop. And Mark is right. It won’t hurt them.
Besides, you can get more chisels. Who are you gonna get to replace her now? Have you looked in a mirror lately?


-- Steve in KY. 44 years so far with my lovely bride. Think I'll keep her.

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#5 posted 12-27-2011 09:38 PM

What can you do ? by the time she asks she already has the tool and has been using it for an hour

-- But hon I need this tool.......

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#6 posted 12-27-2011 09:47 PM


I hate messing with caulk!

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#7 posted 12-27-2011 10:33 PM

I wasn’t upset…in fact, I thought it was kind of funny myself, which is why I posted it…not to mention the fact that I got what I deserved for not telling her how much I spent for them.

-- Henry3, TN/GA/FL

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#8 posted 12-27-2011 10:37 PM

I came home once to discover my wife found my new dovetail saw was the perfect tool to clean excess thinset from the tile grout lines when laying floor tiles.

Poor saw has never been the same. There’s nothing to do after that—just let her finish. At least the tile got done.

-- "Hard work is not defined by the difficulty of the task as much as a person's desire to perform it.", DS251

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#9 posted 12-27-2011 10:43 PM

...and you’re absolutely right, fussy, but I don’t have to look in the mirror to know how lucky I am! How she has put up with me all these years is what I call “one of life’s great mysteries”.

-- Henry3, TN/GA/FL

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#10 posted 12-27-2011 11:16 PM

Tell her that her cheese grater is just what you need as a wood rasp.

-- Rich, Cedar Rapids, IA - I'm a woodworker. I don't create beauty, I reveal it.

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#11 posted 12-27-2011 11:31 PM

That’s what you get for not giving her a proper caulking in the first place ;)

-- I'm not as good as I once was, but I'm as good once as I ever was.

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#12 posted 12-28-2011 12:02 AM

great now you can renovate the intire home …. but please let me help you choosing
a better weapon next time

you lucky man … got a DIY as Chrismas gift …. :-))


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