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05-10-2008 12:38 PM

Topic tags/keywords: joke

my business won an award for the longest dive in history ! heres the video clip . lol

toilet dive

however its been very good to me the past few years , so lets all smile , cause its saturday morning !

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: ”$65,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know whose phone this is?”


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#1 posted 05-10-2008 12:48 PM

You have made my Saturday- again. Thanks for the wake-up post.

-- Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful- Joshua Marine

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#2 posted 05-10-2008 01:49 PM

Hehe…Reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield doing the Triple Lindy dive in Back To School.

-- "The way to make a small fortune in woodworking- start with a large one"

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#3 posted 05-10-2008 02:34 PM

My dear MrTrim, after reading your last few Saturday posts, I feel the need to ask, “How much does your therapist charge?”

;^)

Too funny.

-- Working at Woodworking http://www.VillageLaneFurniture.com

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#4 posted 05-10-2008 03:20 PM

Perfect example of “The trip is usually more exciting than the destination”.

Funny post …. thanks.

-- There is no such thing as scrap wood!,

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#5 posted 05-10-2008 03:45 PM

Great way to start a Saturday.

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#6 posted 05-10-2008 04:04 PM

Thank You Sir … you did it again.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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#7 posted 05-10-2008 04:18 PM

;-)))

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#8 posted 05-10-2008 04:22 PM

Good, good, gooooooood one

-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ???

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#9 posted 05-10-2008 04:43 PM

thanks for the laugh and I’m still looking forward to building those shelves. My wife has me building all new cabinets for our kitchen. I have two more base cabinets and 3 wall cabinets to go.

-- Bob Lance, DE

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#10 posted 05-10-2008 07:32 PM

Nice 3 1/2 in tuck formation!

-- Have Fun! Joe Lyddon - Alta Loma, CA USA - Home: http://www.WoodworkStuff.net ... My Small Gallery: http://www.ncwoodworker.net/pp/showgallery.php?ppuser=1389&cat=500"

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#11 posted 05-10-2008 07:38 PM

AAAhhhhhggggg! That’s who had my phone!

-- "Checking for square? What madness is this! The cabinet is square because I will it to be so!" Jeremy Greiner LJ Topic#20953 2011 Feb 2

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#12 posted 05-11-2008 09:06 AM

Trim, that was some dunny dive. Is there a swimming contest?. LOL.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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#13 posted 05-11-2008 03:04 PM

Russel, with a sense of humor like that, you don’t need a therapist. Go MrTrim !

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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#14 posted 05-11-2008 03:31 PM

Photobucket

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#15 posted 05-11-2008 06:59 PM

Way to go Mr. Trim, right on the money. Thanks for making my Saturday brighter. mike

-- (You just have to please the man in the Mirror) Mike from Michigan -

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