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mrtrim

1484 posts in 268 days


56 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: joke

my business won an award for the longest dive in history ! heres the video clip . lol

toilet dive

however its been very good to me the past few years , so lets all smile , cause its saturday morning !

Several men are in the locker room of a golf club. A cell phone on a bench rings and a man engages the hands-free speaker- function and begins to talk. Everyone else in the room stops to listen.

MAN: “Hello”
WOMAN: “Honey, it’s me. Are you at the club?”
MAN: “Yes.”
WOMAN: “I’m at the mall now and found this beautiful leather coat. It’s only $1,000. Is it OK if I buy it?”
MAN: “Sure, go ahead if you like it that much.”
WOMAN: “I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the new 2008 models. I saw one I really liked.”
MAN: “How much?”
WOMAN: ”$65,000.”
MAN: “OK, but for that price I want it with all the options.”
WOMAN: “Great! Oh, and one more thing. The house we wanted last year is back on the market. They’re asking $950,000.”
MAN: “Well, then go ahead and give them an offer, but just offer $900,000.”
WOMAN: “OK. I’ll see you later! I love you!”
MAN: “Bye, I love you, too.”

The man hangs up. The other men in the locker room are looking at him in astonishment.

Then he smiles and asks: “Anyone know whose phone this is?”

-- if you aint the lead dog the scenery never changes

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Scott Bryan

7752 posts in 209 days


56 days ago

You have made my Saturday- again. Thanks for the wake-up post.

-- With God's help all things are possible- even woodworking. Woodworking is not just a hobby, it is an (expletive deleted) expensive hobby.

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miles125

837 posts in 393 days


56 days ago

Hehe…Reminds me of Rodney Dangerfield doing the Triple Lindy dive in Back To School.

-- miles125, Alabama.."Architecture is frozen music""

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Russel

1020 posts in 326 days


56 days ago

My dear MrTrim, after reading your last few Saturday posts, I feel the need to ask, “How much does your therapist charge?”

;^)

Too funny.

-- If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a darn fool about it.

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BrianM

113 posts in 140 days


56 days ago

Perfect example of “The trip is usually more exciting than the destination”.

Funny post …. thanks.

-- There is no such thing as scrap wood!, http://www.saltrivergallery.com

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rikkor

6453 posts in 262 days


56 days ago

Great way to start a Saturday.

-- Maplewood, MN

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odie

468 posts in 227 days


56 days ago

Thank You Sir … you did it again.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke".

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John Gray

465 posts in 273 days


56 days ago

;-)))

-- Only the Shadow knows....................

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unknownwoodworker

59 posts in 91 days


56 days ago

Good, good, gooooooood one

-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ???

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lance

129 posts in 375 days


56 days ago

thanks for the laugh and I’m still looking forward to building those shelves. My wife has me building all new cabinets for our kitchen. I have two more base cabinets and 3 wall cabinets to go.

-- Bob Lance, DE

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Joe Lyddon

114 posts in 440 days


56 days ago

Nice 3 1/2 in tuck formation!

-- Have Fun! Joe Lyddon - Home: http://www.WoodworkStuff.net ... My Small Gallery: http://www.ncwoodworker.net/pp/showgallery.php?cat=500&ppuser=1389"

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Mark Shymanski

236 posts in 100 days


56 days ago

AAAhhhhhggggg! That’s who had my phone!

-- cough...cough....next big purchase is wood for the next project, Mark

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TopE5

258 posts in 327 days


55 days ago

If I didn’t have you on Saturddays at work, I ‘d scream bloody murder!

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Grumpy

3775 posts in 238 days


55 days ago

Trim, that was some dunny dive. Is there a swimming contest?. LOL.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

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odie

468 posts in 227 days


55 days ago

Russel, with a sense of humor like that, you don’t need a therapist. Go MrTrim !

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke".

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mrtrim

1484 posts in 268 days


55 days ago

Photobucket

-- if you aint the lead dog the scenery never changes

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jockmike2

3814 posts in 634 days


55 days ago

Way to go Mr. Trim, right on the money. Thanks for making my Saturday brighter. mike

-- Mike. Profisher50@yahoo.com

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