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Forum topic by longgone posted 12-21-2011 06:49 PM 1064 views 0 times favorited 4 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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12-21-2011 06:49 PM

A young man shopping in a supermarket noticed a little old lady following him around. If he stopped, she stopped. Furthermore she kept staring at him.

She finally overtook him at the checkout, and she turned to him and said, “I hope I haven’t made you feel ill at ease; it’s just that you look so much like my late son.”

He answered, “That’s okay.”

“I know it’s silly, but if you’d call out ‘Good bye, Mom’as I leave the store, it would make me feel so happy.”

She then went through the checkout, and as she was on her way out of the store, the man called out, “Goodbye, Mom.”

The little old lady waved and smiled back at him.

Pleased that he had brought a little sunshine into someone’s day, he went to pay for his groceries.

“That comes to $121.85,” said the clerk.

“How come so much? I only bought 5 items.”

The clerk replied, “Yeah, but your Mother said you’d be paying for her things, too.”

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#1 posted 12-21-2011 08:28 PM

That’s hilarious! Thanx

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#2 posted 12-21-2011 08:36 PM

Good one Greg! Thanks

-- Paul, North Dakota, USAF Ret.

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#3 posted 12-22-2011 04:43 AM

I don’t know whether to laugh or cry!? So I laughed so hard ‘til I cried!!!

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#4 posted 12-22-2011 05:18 AM

i have heard a similar one where the man then chases the woman out to her car and grabs her. they start fighting and he grabs her leg and starts shaking it. turns out it was a prothesis and it pops out because he was pulling her leg…just like I’m doing now.

-- It's made of wood. Real sturdy.--Chubbs Peterson

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