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11-27-2011 06:44 PM

Topic tags/keywords: humor tip question

Buddy sent me an email . No offense meant to the Ladies here : )

Ten Reasons Men Prefer Guns Over Women

#10. You can trade an old 44 for a new 22.

#9. You can keep one gun at home and have another for when you’re on the road.

#8. If you admire a friend’s gun and tell him so, he will probably let you try it out a few times.

#7. Your primary gun doesn’t mind if you keep another gun for a backup.

#6. Your gun will stay with you even if you run out of ammo.

#5. A gun doesn’t take up a lot of closet space.

#4. Guns function normally every day of the month.

#3. A gun doesn’t ask , “Do these new grips make me look fat?”

#2. A gun doesn’t mind if you go to sleep after you use it.

And the number one reason a gun is favored over a woman…

#1. YOU CAN BUY A SILENCER FOR A GUN.

-- I'm absolutely positive that I couldn't be more uncertain!


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#1 posted 11-27-2011 07:09 PM

I’m reminded of a variation of #10.

When SWMBO turned 40, I said that I was going to trade her in on two 20 year olds. She calmly looked at me and sweetly said “But dear, you aren’t wired for 220”. That was 24 years ago, and I’ve kept my mouth shut ever since. – lol

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#2 posted 11-27-2011 07:17 PM

LOL , Sawkerf : )

-- I'm absolutely positive that I couldn't be more uncertain!

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#3 posted 11-27-2011 07:29 PM

thankĀ“s for the smile :-))

Sawkerf that was a realy good one you never know when it backfire …... :-)

Dennis

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#4 posted 11-27-2011 07:46 PM

I’m sure the ladies could come up with a similar list. For example:

A gun is actually more useful when it’s loaded. :-)

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#5 posted 11-27-2011 10:30 PM

Glad my wife don’t read these. I’d be banned…

-- jack -- ...measure once, curse twice!

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#6 posted 11-27-2011 10:39 PM

LISTS ? Lists ? Lists ? Really ?.........I gottcha Lists !

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#7 posted 11-27-2011 10:42 PM

“Just saw those new Milk ads …........I feel queeezy .”

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#9 posted 11-27-2011 10:48 PM

” NO Pussy cat for you !!!! “
~Brumsel@deviantart.com

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#10 posted 11-27-2011 10:50 PM


~scrame

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#11 posted 11-27-2011 10:53 PM

~scrame

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#12 posted 11-27-2011 11:08 PM

:—)))))))

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#13 posted 11-28-2011 12:11 AM

TAK

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#14 posted 11-28-2011 12:29 AM

welcome Moment :-) even a Neanderthaler like me can see the fun sometimes
and thanks for your effort to find the Danish word :-)

Dennis

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#15 posted 11-28-2011 01:50 AM

You are a funny guy Dennis , I think I mentioned this before , and provide us all with some good humor and fun. And a tip of the hat to Dusty ,of course. ; )

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