|Forum topic by CampD||posted 11-07-2011 09:11 PM||3591 views||0 times favorited||5 replies|
11-07-2011 09:11 PM
Someone emailed this to me, thought I’d share it.
Political Science for Dummies
You have two cows.
You have two cows.
You have two cows. The government seizes both and provides you with milk. You wait in line for hours to get it.
CAPITALISM, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows. You sell one, buy a bull, and build a herd of cows.
BUREAUCRACY, AMERICAN STYLE
You have two cows. Under the new farm program, the government pays you to shoot one, milk the other, and then pour the milk down the drain.
You have two cows. You sell one, lease it back to yourself and do an IPO on the 2nd one.
You have two cows. You go on strike because you want three cows. You go to lunch and drink wine.
You have two cows. You redesign them so they are one-tenth the size of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.
You have two cows. You engineer them so they are all blond, drink lots of beer, give excellent quality milk, and run a hundred miles an hour. Unfortunately, they also demand 13 weeks of vacation per year.
You have two cows but you don’t know where they are.
You have two cows. You drink some vodka.
You have all the cows in Afghanistan , which are two.
You have two cows. They go into hiding.
You have two bulls. Employees are regularly maimed and killed attempting to milk them.
You have one cow. The cow is schizophrenic.
You have a black cow and a brown cow. Everyone votes for the best looking one. Some of the people who actually like the brown one best accidentally vote for the black one. Some people vote for both. Some people vote for neither. Some people can’t figure out how to vote at all. Finally, a bunch of guys from out-of-state tell you which one you think is the bestlooking cow. Jeb agrees.
You have millions of cows. They make real California cheese Only five speak English. Most are illegal.