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pete57

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1065 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?’’ ’’Yes, What can I do for you?’’ ’’ I’m calling to report ‘bout my neighbor Virgil Smith…. He’s hiding marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’ it there.’’ ’’Thank you very much for the call, sir.’’ The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood. but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly after, the phone rings at Virgil’s house. ’’Hey, Virgil, This here’s Floyd…. Did the Sheriff come?’’ ’’Yeah!’’ ’’ Did they chop your firewood for the winter?’’ ’’Yep!’’ ’’Happy Birthday, buddy!’’ Rednecks know how to git-er-done!!! LOL!

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JdCustomfurniture

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#1 posted 1065 days ago

lol ….I love it

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PutnamEco

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#2 posted 1065 days ago

Reminds me of..

via Reddit

-- “The test of our progress is not whether we add more to the abundance of those who have much; it is whether we provide enough for those who have too little.” ― Franklin D. Roosevelt

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#3 posted 1064 days ago

ROFL :)

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