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Forum topic by pete57 posted 09-28-2011 02:22 PM 709 views 0 times favorited 5 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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pete57

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09-28-2011 02:22 PM

Topic tags/keywords: humor

Hello, is this the Sheriff’s Office?’’ ’’Yes, What can I do for you?’’ ’’ I’m calling to report ‘bout my neighbor Virgil Smith…. He’s hiding marijuana inside his firewood! Don’t quite know how he gets it inside them logs, but he’s hidin’ it there.’’ ’’Thank you very much for the call, sir.’’ The next day, the Sheriff’s Deputies descend on Virgil’s house. They search the shed where the firewood is kept. Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood. but find no marijuana. They sneer at Virgil and leave. Shortly after, the phone rings at Virgil’s house. ’’Hey, Virgil, This here’s Floyd…. Did the Sheriff come?’’ ’’Yeah!’’ ’’ Did they chop your firewood for the winter?’’ ’’Yep!’’ ’’Happy Birthday, buddy!’’ Rednecks know how to git-er-done!!! LOL!

-- Humble Wood Servant


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CharlieM1958

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#1 posted 09-28-2011 02:30 PM

Pretty good one! :-)

It reminds me of the story about Boudreaux the Cajun who was telling his friend Thibedeaux how he made over $500 raffling off a dead mule at $1 per chance. Thibedeaux asked him, “Weren’t folks upset when they found out the mule was dead?”

Boudreaux replied, “Only the fella who won, and I just gave him his dollar back.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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#2 posted 09-28-2011 02:43 PM

Thanks guys! Thats a good way to start a Wednesday, or any other day!

-- Paul, North Dakota, USAF Ret.

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Eagle1

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#3 posted 09-28-2011 03:19 PM

Thanks for the Laugh there. I agree with Pdub. I almost spit coffee on my monitor..

-- Tim, Missouri ....Inside every older person is a younger person wondering what the heck happened

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#4 posted 09-28-2011 03:36 PM

haha i love it! great way to start the day thanks!

-- If you can't fix it with a hammer, You've got an electrical problem.

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#5 posted 09-28-2011 03:49 PM

Funny story but it fails to take into consideration that we police are far to lazy to do manual labor.

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