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StumpyNubs

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1033 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor

I have so many people to thank! First, I’d like to send a shout out to the man upstairs- in whom all things are possible. (I wish he’d move out of my attic, but he IS my dad…)

Yes, that’s right fellow Lumber Jockers! I’m ONE YEAR OLD today! I’ve been tolerated a full year on this site, like the guest that never leaves, and drinks all your beer, and sometimes steals change off your dresser! I’ve been waiting for this moment for at least a year now, and I plan on celebrating by doing what has made me the most beloved member of this site for the greater part of the last decade, give or take a few years: I’m leaving wise cracks on everybody’s projects!

Yes, fifty of you lucky devils in the last hour have already been treated to my words of witty wisdom- and even if they’re not exactly funny, at least they’re stupid, and that’s all any of us can ask!

I also started this thread for all my well-wishers to come and wish me well after a year well passed with minimal loss of dignity! Here’s to another year with all seven of my fingers intact!

As for me, I’m treating myself to an anniversary cruise…

-- It's the best woodworking show since the invention of wood... New episodes at: http://www.stumpynubs.com


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pariswoodworking

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#1 posted 1033 days ago

Happy LJ anniversary. Here’s to another year of making us crack up. :)

P.S. Those comments on the projects were funny.

-- Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. -- Albert Einstein

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StumpyNubs

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#2 posted 1033 days ago

Thanks Paris! Sometime I do go to far, though: http://lumberjocks.com/topics/30331#reply-325388

-- It's the best woodworking show since the invention of wood... New episodes at: http://www.stumpynubs.com

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rrdesigns

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#3 posted 1033 days ago

Uh oh. Is it payback time? Congrats on your anniversary, btw. And you might think about laying off the donuts for awhile. Just saying.

-- Beth, Oklahoma, Rambling Road Designs

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StumpyNubs

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#4 posted 1033 days ago

Thanks RR- and maybe I’ll switch to danishes for a while. They sound more exotic and cheese is good for you!

-- It's the best woodworking show since the invention of wood... New episodes at: http://www.stumpynubs.com

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rrdesigns

491 posts in 1784 days


#5 posted 1033 days ago

I can’t believe I surfed all the comments! You’re a funny guy, Stumpy. And I remember Baby Jessica too.

-- Beth, Oklahoma, Rambling Road Designs

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CharlieM1958

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#6 posted 1033 days ago

Happy birthday!

After seeing your photo, though, I’d lay off the cake if I were you. :-)

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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StumpyNubs

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#7 posted 1033 days ago

Like YOU don’t have one photo you’re embarrassed by…

-- It's the best woodworking show since the invention of wood... New episodes at: http://www.stumpynubs.com

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SalvageCraft

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#8 posted 1033 days ago

Happy Birthday! It seems like just yesterday we were changing your diapers and picking sawdust boogers out of your nose…

-- Jesse --

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StumpyNubs

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#9 posted 1033 days ago

Salvage- that made me think of how much my wife hates when I come to bed and take my shirt off. My belly button is always full of sawdust and it gets on the sheets.

-- It's the best woodworking show since the invention of wood... New episodes at: http://www.stumpynubs.com

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SalvageCraft

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#10 posted 1033 days ago

It also didn’t make sense because you’re older than me.

-- Jesse --

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therookie

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#11 posted 1033 days ago

Happy anniversery at least one of us can rember

-- http://aewoodworks.webs.com

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rance

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#12 posted 1033 days ago

I look forward to tolerating you for another year, or two , or three… Congratulations. :)

-- Backer boards, stop blocks, build oversized, and never buy a hand plane--

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StumpyNubs

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#13 posted 1033 days ago

I just never gave up hope! I dedicate this achievement to all the little guys out there who dream of one day becoming a Lumber Jock themselves! You can do it, if I made it, anybody can!

-- It's the best woodworking show since the invention of wood... New episodes at: http://www.stumpynubs.com

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Roger Clark aka Rex

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#14 posted 1033 days ago

Oh perfect Joy and Happiness, Stumps has reached the same number as his IQ.
If I had only known you were having problems with a soiled and cluttered umbilicus, I would have send you a belly button cleaning and maintenance kit to solve the problem.
I take it the Stumps Show was coordinated for launch around your special day, and there have been some suggestions for a new title:

Days of Our Stumps.
As your Stomach Turns.
The Stumpy and the Restless.
The Young and the Stumpy.
All our Stumps.

We have all enjoyed your fun and Wit, but if Wit were Sh**, you would be constipated!

A very happy Birthday Roast Stumps, keep us all smiling.

-- Roger-R, Republic of Texas. "Always look on the Bright Side of Life" - An eyeball to eyeball confrontation with a blind person is as complete waste of Time.

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lilredweldingrod

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#15 posted 1033 days ago

Into all our lives, and ill wind will blow a Stumpy Nubs. lol Congratulation on your first anniversary. And I agree 100% with Roger.

Just a little side note; A quick shower will alleviate Mommas displeasure and make your life a bit more romantic.

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