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Forum topic by lilredweldingrod posted 09-05-2011 10:10 PM 1158 views 0 times favorited 16 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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lilredweldingrod

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09-05-2011 10:10 PM

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When this happens…..

Remember our lessons from school in the fifties.

Hide under something!!!


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grizzman

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#1 posted 09-05-2011 10:16 PM

where in the world are there clouds like that rand…...they dont look to good..you might want to get under there with the dog…

-- GRIZZMAN ...[''''']

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#2 posted 09-05-2011 10:17 PM

i’ll get under the bed now

if that is coming my way

smart dog

so where are you hiding

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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lilredweldingrod

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#3 posted 09-05-2011 10:30 PM

Dave, I have abetter place to hide than under the bench. I go crying to Momma.

Grizz, We get these quiet often. Even get a few small tornadoes on occasion. But nothing like we experienced in Arkansas when I was growing up. Maddie says, “If this worries you, try Oklahoma in Tornado Alley by the Red River.

Be careful, be safe, and enjoy the chuckle.

And Dave, get back under the house where you are at your best. lol I know you have more bracing and sheeting to go.

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#4 posted 09-05-2011 10:55 PM

Are you sure he’s not just looking for that pencil you dropped last week and still can’t find?

-- Gary; Marysville, MI...Involve your children in your projects as much as possible, the return is priceless.

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patron

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#5 posted 09-05-2011 10:57 PM

i get the feeling
i’m getting the bums rush here

and such an honor
coming from a pro bum

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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#6 posted 09-05-2011 11:15 PM

I had to be quite scared to hide under a router!

-- MAD F, the fanatical rhykenologist and vintage architect. Democraticwoodworking.

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#7 posted 09-05-2011 11:22 PM

Your dog is a lot smarter that the one I deal with. She only has two safety lessons.

1. RUN and hide when someone couples or uncouples an air hose.

2. RUN and hide when someone starts a power tool.

-- Darrell, making more sawdust than I know what to do with

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lilredweldingrod

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#8 posted 09-05-2011 11:30 PM

Dave, I’m just trying to stupidvise your new shop construction. I know you need all the help you can get. lol

Mafe, If you were as scared of thunder as Dex is, you would not even notice the router. lol

devann, smart dog. She has all her bases covered that way. One safety rule is easy to remember. lol

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#9 posted 09-05-2011 11:37 PM

that’s what my ex said too
‘you need all the help you can get’

knowing you
is sure better
than a shrink

and the price is right

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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#10 posted 09-05-2011 11:38 PM

naa nothing to be scared of ….. err…. deffently have to be scared I just hear its Thor
racing with hes new Chariot and that he got a new handle on his Battle hammer
yep deffently a reason to hide

Dennis

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#11 posted 09-05-2011 11:51 PM

Wish that stuff would come here. We really need it.

Rand, I’m 7 miles from the Red.

-- Gary, DeKalb Texas only 4 miles from the mill

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#12 posted 09-05-2011 11:54 PM

Cute….

-- Drink twice... and don't bother to cut... @ lazylarrywoodworks.com.au For lovers of all things timber...

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#13 posted 09-06-2011 01:07 AM

smart dog he knows when to take cover there was thunder in those clods

-- Robert Laddusaw and no I am not smarter then a fifth grader ( and no I canot spell so if it is a problem don't read it ))

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lilredweldingrod

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#14 posted 09-06-2011 03:37 AM

Gary, Are you still in your drought? This one was almost all lightening and very little rain. I’m 1600miles from the Red. cluck cluck cluck lol

Dave, the shrink bill is in the mail. lol

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patron

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#15 posted 09-06-2011 03:43 AM

i like shrinking bills

the smaller
the better

the check
may fall through the cracks
at the post office

watch for it in a couple of years
when they close the PO down
and sweep the floor

and make a mc donalds out of the building

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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