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Forum topic by rogerw posted 09-03-2011 01:55 PM 618 views 0 times favorited 1 reply Add to Favorites Watch
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09-03-2011 01:55 PM

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A cop pulled Tom over for doing 90 on I-75. He officer examined Tom’s license looked up at Tom and said “Darn it, it’s been a long hard day, it’s Friday, I don’t need the frustration of more paperwork or the overtime. If you can give me one GOOD excuse for speeding that I’ve never heard before I’ll let you go without a ticket.” Tom thinks for a minute and says “Well Officer, last week my nagging wife ran off with a cop. I was afraid you were trying to give her back!” “Have a nice weekend,” said the officer.

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#1 posted 09-03-2011 02:05 PM

thanks for a good laugh this morning

have a nice weekend

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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