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Forum topic by Mark posted 10-16-2018 07:00 PM 290 views 0 times favorited 2 replies Add to Favorites Watch
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Mark

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10-16-2018 07:00 PM

The local news station was interviewing an 80-year-old lady because she had just gotten married for the fourth time.

The interviewer asked her questions about her life, about what it felt like to be marrying again at 80, and then about her new husband’s occupation. “He’s a funeral director,” she answered. “Interesting,” the newsman thought.

He then asked her if she wouldn’t mind telling him a little about her first three husbands and what they did for a living.

She paused for a few moments, needing time to reflect on all those years.

After a short time, a smile came to her face and she answered proudly, explaining that she had first married a banker when she was in her 20’s, then a circus ringmaster when in her 40’s, and a preacher when in her 60’s, and now – in her 80’s – a funeral director

The interviewer looked at her, quite astonished, and asked why she had married four men with such diverse careers.

She smiled and explained: “I married One for the money, Two for the show, Three to get ready, And four to go!”

-- Mark


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#1 posted 10-16-2018 07:26 PM

Good one. I had to forward that to a couple of old friends.

-- Les B, Oregon

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#2 posted 10-16-2018 10:28 PM

How do I post to joke of the day? Click on “Joke Of The Day” in Coffee Shop and JOKE AWAY!

Like YOU just did.?

Rick S.

-- It is not necessary for Some People to turn OFF the LIGHT to be IN the DARK! (Ontario, CANADA)

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