|Forum topic by Chris||posted 650 days ago||1165 views||0 times favorited||16 replies|
650 days ago
I have been pondering the thought of purchasing some land thriving with hardwoods, fencing the acreage in to keep out unwanted critics and starting my own Burl Tree Farm.
The plan: What i would do is once again fence in the area, i mean i have to have a way to keep out all of you curious ’ i wanna knows….” maybe add a hot wire or two and then the fun stuff would begin. I would introduce air borne particulates of agrobacterium tumafaciens upon the trees in large doses. How would i do this is unknown at this time. As the bacteria takes it’s hold and works it way into the cellular composition of the trees then the rest is simply burls, burls, and more burls for me to produce for you great bowl turners, pen makers, yada yada yada….
you get the picture..
now i need tractor trailers, huge sawmill shop and forklifts to move these beautiful creations around that i plan on shipping all over the world, maybe marry a few more ladies so that i have plenty of help…it’s a joke, i love my wife…
not sure yet how the local agricultural extension offices and the bureaus of land management would feel about this, heck did i mention i was planning on building a taller fence…
hey guys let me know if you need a job, Chris
-- Chris Harrell - custom callmaker "Quacky Calls" Eastern NC. http://www.quackycalls.com