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lew

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656 days ago

Topic tags/keywords: humor steak knife

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the world's finest custom rolling pins!




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SCOTSMAN

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#1 posted 656 days ago

I saw that Miss steak first sharp pictures though or was it my sister cooking again.LOLAlistair

-- excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease

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lew

8986 posts in 1926 days


#2 posted 656 days ago

Alistair- We need these here. My steaks could be used to re-sole shoes!

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the world's finest custom rolling pins!

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grizzman

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#3 posted 656 days ago

now that is one heck of a steak knife…just might have to get me something like it…problem is im loosing my teeth and chewing into a steak is getting hard…i might have to get a blender for my meat…one cool knife..

-- GRIZZMAN ...[''''']

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SCOTSMAN

4312 posts in 1756 days


#4 posted 656 days ago

Easy peasy LEW just let my sister Pauline the impailer cook them in the steak world she has a motto everything fried to the nearest four hours. Alistair now if your into charcoal then she’s a winner. Alistair

-- excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease

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Karson

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#5 posted 656 days ago

We used to go around the house saying “Supper must be done, Mom’s sending up smoke signals”

Nice set of knives Lew.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

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Jim Bertelson

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#6 posted 656 days ago

Pretty cool. Actually looks like it would work!

-- Jim, Anchorage Alaska

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degoose

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#7 posted 656 days ago

Or for cutting drywall.

-- Drink twice... and don't bother to cut... @ larrysworkshop.wordpress.com For lovers of all things timber...

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Mark

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#8 posted 656 days ago

hey grizz just send it over my way, I’ll chew it for you and send it back :P

-- My purpose in life: Making sawdust

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CharlieM1958

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#9 posted 656 days ago

Let me know when they come out with the 18V lithium ion model.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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woodworm

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#10 posted 656 days ago

18V Li-Ion model seems to be appropriate if the steak ia actually S-Teak!

-- masrol, kuala lumpur, MY.

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Greg The Cajun Box Sculptor

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#11 posted 656 days ago

That sure beats the heck out of having to run out to my shop and run the ribeye through the bandsaw.

-- Every step of any project should be considered your masterpiece if you want the finished product to reflect the quality of your work. http://www.FineArtBoxes.com

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Napaman

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#12 posted 656 days ago

nice. The handle looks good.

-- Matt--Proud LJ since 2007

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BobTheFish

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#13 posted 656 days ago

No need here. My motto is if it’s been cooked for more than five minutes, it’s overdone!

Though it might make short work of a stack of planks.. I mean flanks.

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Jim Bertelson

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#14 posted 655 days ago

Steak is left to me in this household, and medium rare is the done color. I do have some good steak knives, but rarely use them.

In case you folks need help with your shoe leather, quick internet search reveals this:

That looks suspiciously like something an LJ bloke could make…..(-:

.....and then there are chemicals, marinade, etc.

-- Jim, Anchorage Alaska

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Cosmicsniper

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#15 posted 655 days ago

Seriously though, the finger guard hangs down far too low, minimizing the effective cutting ability of the blade. The designer of this tool obviously hasn’t consumed enough steaks. I would be glad to host a workshop here in Texas for how to appropriately dismantle and consume all forms of beef!

-- jay, www.allaboutastro.com

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