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08-06-2011 08:10 PM

Topic tags/keywords: humor steak knife

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.


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#1 posted 08-06-2011 08:14 PM

I saw that Miss steak first sharp pictures though or was it my sister cooking again.LOLAlistair

-- excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease

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#2 posted 08-06-2011 08:22 PM

Alistair- We need these here. My steaks could be used to re-sole shoes!

-- Lew- Time traveler. Purveyor of the Universe's finest custom rolling pins.

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#3 posted 08-06-2011 08:25 PM

now that is one heck of a steak knife…just might have to get me something like it…problem is im loosing my teeth and chewing into a steak is getting hard…i might have to get a blender for my meat…one cool knife..

-- GRIZZMAN ...[''''']

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#4 posted 08-06-2011 08:26 PM

Easy peasy LEW just let my sister Pauline the impailer cook them in the steak world she has a motto everything fried to the nearest four hours. Alistair now if your into charcoal then she’s a winner. Alistair

-- excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease

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#5 posted 08-06-2011 09:11 PM

We used to go around the house saying “Supper must be done, Mom’s sending up smoke signals”

Nice set of knives Lew.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware soon moving to Virginia karsonwm@gmail.com †

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#6 posted 08-06-2011 09:53 PM

Pretty cool. Actually looks like it would work!

-- Jim, Anchorage Alaska

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#7 posted 08-06-2011 10:06 PM

Or for cutting drywall.

-- Drink twice... and don't bother to cut... @ lazylarrywoodworks.com.au For lovers of all things timber...

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#8 posted 08-06-2011 10:29 PM

hey grizz just send it over my way, I’ll chew it for you and send it back :P

-- M.K.

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CharlieM1958

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#9 posted 08-06-2011 10:39 PM

Let me know when they come out with the 18V lithium ion model.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

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woodworm

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#10 posted 08-06-2011 11:06 PM

18V Li-Ion model seems to be appropriate if the steak ia actually S-Teak!

-- masrol, kuala lumpur, MY.

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#11 posted 08-06-2011 11:23 PM

That sure beats the heck out of having to run out to my shop and run the ribeye through the bandsaw.

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#12 posted 08-07-2011 12:11 AM

nice. The handle looks good.

-- Matt--Proud LJ since 2007

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#13 posted 08-07-2011 01:53 AM

No need here. My motto is if it’s been cooked for more than five minutes, it’s overdone!

Though it might make short work of a stack of planks.. I mean flanks.

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Jim Bertelson

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#14 posted 08-07-2011 04:48 PM

Steak is left to me in this household, and medium rare is the done color. I do have some good steak knives, but rarely use them.

In case you folks need help with your shoe leather, quick internet search reveals this:

That looks suspiciously like something an LJ bloke could make…..(-:

.....and then there are chemicals, marinade, etc.

-- Jim, Anchorage Alaska

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#15 posted 08-07-2011 05:03 PM

Seriously though, the finger guard hangs down far too low, minimizing the effective cutting ability of the blade. The designer of this tool obviously hasn’t consumed enough steaks. I would be glad to host a workshop here in Texas for how to appropriately dismantle and consume all forms of beef!

-- jay, www.allaboutastro.com

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