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degoose

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1112 days ago

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Fifty-one years ago, Herman James, a North Carolina mountain man, was drafted by the Army. On his first day in basic training, the Army issued him a comb. That afternoon the Army barber sheared off all his hair. On his second day, the Army issued Herman a toothbrush. That afternoon the Army dentist yanked seven of his teeth. On the third day, the Army issued him a jock strap. The Army has been looking for Herman for 51 years.

Any of you want to comment. Maybe you know this man..??

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Lip

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#1 posted 1112 days ago

I think I ran into him in the Philippines … lol

-- Lip's Dysfuncational Firewood Farm, South Bend, IN

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degoose

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#2 posted 1112 days ago

Hey Lip… how are you doing..

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#3 posted 1112 days ago

:-)
thankĀ“s for the smile Larry

Dennis

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#4 posted 1112 days ago

i think he was seen
in australia

making cutting boards
and getting a pedicure

-- david - only thru kindness can this world be whole . If we don't succeed we run the risk of failure. Dan Quayle

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#5 posted 1112 days ago

Huge LOL!

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#6 posted 1112 days ago

OUCH!

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#7 posted 1112 days ago

Here is a picture of Herman.

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FirehouseWoodworking

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#8 posted 1112 days ago

Unfortunately, I couldn’t run fast enough. They caught up with me and didn’t release me until 21 years later. I miss those days!

Cheers!

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helluvawreck

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#9 posted 1112 days ago

What a helluva good joke, Larry. :-)

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WayneC

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#10 posted 1112 days ago

I also thougt he ran away to Australia…... Something about being able to blend in…. : ^ )

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WayneC

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#11 posted 1112 days ago

Thanks cr1, I have been trying to foget that place for the last 20 years…..lol

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#12 posted 1112 days ago

I seem to remember the words “Olangapo” and “binjo ditch.”

Hm. I’m not even old enough …..

-- -- Neil

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degoose

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#13 posted 1112 days ago

Main street in Olongopo straight off the base at Subic Bay was Magsaysay drive… I think…had a few good runs in Subic… great place..

-- Drink twice... and don't bother to cut... @ lazylarrywoodworks.com.au For lovers of all things timber...

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SCOTSMAN

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#14 posted 1112 days ago

Thats not herman that’s Pauline MY SISTER HE HE and is a rather flattering shot of her too. Alistair

-- excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease

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#15 posted 1112 days ago

Hey, guys, don’t ya tell nobody where I am, ye hear?

-- LittlePAW - The sweetest sound in my shop, next to Mozart, is what a hand plane makes slicing a ribbon.

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