| Forum topic by rikkor | posted 1873 days ago | 971 views | 0 times favorited | 29 replies | ![]() |
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1873 days ago |
If you consider it a sport to gather your food by drilling through 18 inches of ice and sitting there all day hoping that the food will swim by, You might live in Minnesota . If you’re proud that your state makes the national news 96 nights each year because International Falls is the coldest spot in the nation, you might live in Minnesota . If you have ever refused to buy something because it’s “too spendy”, you might live in Minnesota . If your local Dairy Queen is closed from November through March, you might live in Minnesota . If someone in a store offers you assistance, and they don’t work there, you might live in Minnesota . If your dad’s suntan stops at a line curving around the middle of his forehead, you might live in Minnesota . If you have worn shorts and a parka at the same time, you might live in Minnesota . If your town has an equal number of bars and churches, you might live in Minnesota . If you know how to say…Wayzata …Mahtomedi, ....Cloquet … Edina .and Shakopee, you might live in Minnesota . If you think that ketchup is a little too spicy, you might live in Minnesota . Vacation means going “up north” for the weekend, you might live in Minnesota . You measure distance in hours, you might live in Minnesota . You know several people who have hit deer more than once, you might live in Minnesota . You often switch from “heat” to “A/C” in the same day .and back again, you might live in Minnesota . You can drive 65 mph through 2 feet of snow during a raging blizzard, without flinching, you might live in Minnesota . You see people wearing hunting clothes at social events, you might live in Minnesota . You install security lights on your house and garage and leave both unlocked, you might live in Minnesota . You think of the major food groups as beer, fish, and Venison, you might live in Minnesota . You carry jumper cables in your car and you r girlfriend knows how to use them, you might live in Minnesota . There are 7 empty cars running in the parking lot at Mill’s Fleet Farm at any given time, you might live in Minnesota . You design your kid’s Halloween costume to fit over a snowsuit, you might live in Minnesota . Driving is better in the winter because the potholes are filled with snow, you might live in Minnesota . You know all 4 seasons: almost winter, winter, still winter and road construction, you might live in Minnesota . You can identify a southern or eastern accent, you might live in Minnesota . Your idea of creative landscaping is a statue of a deer next to your blue spruce, you might live in Minnesota . Down South to you means Iowa , you might live in Minnesota . A brat is something you eat, you might live in Minnesota You find 0 degrees “a little chilly.” you might live in Minnesota |


























