Apr 1 humor

If all these things are true, then I don’t know what to think about myself. I just returned from a five day trip to Minneapolis/Saint Paul for ”Spring Break.” It was odd though seeing the natives running around in shorts and Tshirts because it had warmed up to 45 degrees. All kidding aside, it truly is beautiful country with extremely kind and gracious people. I look forward to going back soon.

-- My favorite piece is my last one, my best piece is my next one.

If the four seasons are July 3rd,4th,5th and winter, you might live in Minnesota.

If people refer to your state as southern Canada, you might live in Minnesota.

If your snow goes sidways instead of down, you might live in Minnesota.

If your state bird is a penguin, you might live in Minnesota.

If you take your car to a different state, and people want to know if it is an electric car because a plug-in is hanging out of the grill, you might live in Minnesota

If North Dakota blows and your state sucks, you might live in Minnesota. Only kidding rikkor. I lived in North Dakota for 17 years.

-- Mc Bridge Cabinets, Iowa

Hey Mac, no offense from the colossus to your east.

dam i didnt qualify for any of those ! guess im not in minisotta

I had to Google “Mill’s Fleet Farm”! I guess I’m definitely not from Minnesota! ;-)

Had a good friend from there, he always said Minnesota slowly with well defined syllables like – ‘min-uh-SO-duh’.

-- Tim D. - Woodstock, GA

ha most of those relate to Canada as well.. too funny

-- ~ Debbie, Canada (http://www.execulink.com/~yohan)

I’ve got a brother in Fargo. I try to go visit in summer when it’s still cool 70’s which I understand is considered warm there. In Texas we wear our jackets when it’s in the low 70’s. The winters in that part of the country is just to much for this warm weather bird.

-- Like a bad penny, I keep coming back!

If you see the wonder of the Northern Lights, you might live in Minnesota.

If you hear the far cry of a loon or a wolf, you might live in Minnesota.

If you portage a canoe from one lake to another, you might live in Minnesota.

-- "Hold on to instruction, do not let it go; guard it well, for it is your life" Solomon

AUTHOR, AUTHOR … yah, tanks

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Great Rikkor, and others. Great read.

-- I've been blessed with a father who liked to tinker in wood, and a wife who lets me tinker in wood. Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

Nebraska has the same type of weather, we work in t-shirts in 30 degree weather. does that qualify me? Nobody like to be from NE this year.

-- Pretzel L8agn

Hey I have never even been to Minnesota. Not really sure where it is either.

Thanks Rikkor

-- Challenges are what make life interesting; overcoming them is what makes life meaningful- Joshua Marine

Head to Fargo ND hang a right your there.

-- Pretzel L8agn

Ya, dat’s Minnasota. Also applies to North Dakota, Montana and Wyoming.

-- Thos. Angle, Jordan Valley, Oregon

I grew up in Ames Iowa and all of Minnisota’s cold weather always dipped down our way. Iowa gets just as cold as Minnisota, but just as hot as Texas.

-- keeping myself entertained