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604 days ago |
Topic tags/keywords: humor Happy April Fools Day !
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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604 days ago |
Interesting! -- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step. |
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604 days ago |
I think maybe the joke is going to be on us. -- Mark |
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604 days ago |
Like the old saying goes… A picture is worth a thousand words. -- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood" |
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604 days ago |
Those three are better than the real three. |
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604 days ago |
I personally had the pleasure of meeting John McCain after he came back from being imprisioned in vietnam and have the greatest respect for him as a Vetran and an Honest person. The other two (what ever you call them) have no trac record in my book -- DeputyDawg |
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604 days ago |
OKie dokie … ya sure -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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604 days ago |
You’ve got way too much free time odie…....... but I do enjoy your posts! And by the way, I’m one of the dogs you were talking about. Keep ‘em coming…..Arrrfff -- JJ...... I guess you could say I'm a 54 year old "juniorjock". — Make things with wood. |
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604 days ago |
Truly funny picture, but I hope that we can put the fluff to the side and choose based on the issues. Do we want more of the same? Do we want change? Please vote for the issues you believe in rather than media fluff. -- making sawdust.... |
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604 days ago |
I believe if Hillary or Obama win I will move to Canada, or Mexico. -- Pretzel L8agn |
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604 days ago |
Odie, You are really getting some mileage out of this date aren’t you. :) Keep the post coming. I am enjoying this. -- With God's help all things are possible- even woodworking. Woodworking is not just a hobby, it is an (expletive deleted) expensive hobby. |
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604 days ago |
That’s the most accurate representation of the presidential race I’ve seen yet. Thanks Odie….now I’m depressed. j/k. -- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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604 days ago |
Pretty funny, Odie. -- Thos. Angle |
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604 days ago |
There are far too many serious topics in this world … I vote for fun. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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604 days ago |
Pretzel, I’m afraid if either of those two win, you will not be able to tell the difference! Absolutely no offense meant to our northern brothers! Great photoshop job! -- If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free! PJ O'Rourke |
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604 days ago |
Odie for president: 2012! -- Check out my new website! http://www.blakeweberwoodworking.com |
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604 days ago |
which one’s Hillary? JK! |
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604 days ago |
Odie for president? Is he running on the crabby old man platform? -- David, South Windsor, CT "I love the smell of sawdust in the morning" |
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603 days ago |
Yes ….. Brad and Blake will be my campaign managers …. GO ODIE !!!! -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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603 days ago |
![]() ![]() ![]() I’m having a hard time making up my mind ! -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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601 days ago |
With your identity also … you keep changing. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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601 days ago |
Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk…. -- Tim D. - Woodstock, GA |
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601 days ago |
...more of a change, to the far left!! No thanks. -- rb1 |
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599 days ago |
Sadly there may be no place safe in the world, if McCain doesn’t win. Kinda like a bad dream, only worse worser worserest u-pick -- Pretzel L8agn |
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506 days ago |
I don’t have any idea how the heck I missed this, but I’m choking from the laughter… LOL -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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505 days ago |
Bush will be remembered much like Harry Truman, in my opinion, who was also hated back in the day, much like Bush is now. He did an unpopular, but necessary action in order to secure the world against tyranny in the future. • 500 tons of uranium was just shipped out of Iraq – a leftover from the Hussein regime. What do you think he was going to do with that? • We’ve decimated the insurgency in Iraq; troop deaths, as well as civilian casualties are way down. • We’ve removed a bloody dictator, and installed a government selected by the people. • We’ve established a beach-head of democracy in the black cauldron of the middle east. While every soldier’s life is valuable and important, we did all this with a loss of life of less than 5,000 in 5 years. An incredible feat, accomplished by our incredible military. Yet, many of our liberal friends think this is way too much. I wonder how they would have felt about supporting World War II which lasted 3 years and 8 months, in which we lost men at the rate of 300 per day? (416,000 total). You can argue against the reason we got into this war; you can argue about the execution of the war under Rumsfeld. You can post doctored pictures of our President that make him look like a monster. You can send your over-emotional women to upset hearings and speechs; you can call the military murderers and protest their recruiting office in San Fran-sicko. But you can not argue that the world is better off without Saddam Hussein dead, a democracy being established in a theocratic hot-bed, the recovery of tons of uranium, the demolition of a terrorist group or the message to other petty dictators. Our democratic and liberal friends said the troop surge wouldn’t work; it did. They said our military couldn’t win in Iraq, that it was a quagmire, but we are. They said we were in it just for the oil, yet we have not commandeered the wells, but protected them from terrorists. They said we were just creating more terrorists, yet more terrorists are dead now than 5 years ago. They said if we only make the Congress democratically controlled, they’d pull us out of Iraq right away - they didn’t. They said if we only make the Congress democratically controlled, they’d lower the price of gas - they didn’t. They said the Patriot act would allow widespread wiretapping abuse – yet not one case has been brought up. Jeez, I can’t decide. |
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505 days ago |
I think this meant to be humor – right? -- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
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505 days ago |
No, not on my part. |
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504 days ago |
this is a humorerous blog and I’m sure the photo was made to be funny. So was my short comment. I’m not a politcal activist. I’m a lumberjock. There are far too many serious topics in this world … I vote for fun. -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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Ok, now THOSE were good! LOL |
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504 days ago |
Oh poor Patrick, what you don’t see is that Dan and I don’t have a serious bone in our bodies when comes to LumberJocks. I try to keep my political views off of these pages. Most of the time I can …..... I’m voting the Redneck ticket.
It’s good to laugh …
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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504 days ago |
Sorry, I came off a little strong on that, Odie. I guess I had just had enough of liberal viewpoints lately, and that picture broke the camel’s back. |
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504 days ago |
That pic of Bush is real right!! -- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL |
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503 days ago |
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503 days ago |
WHO?
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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502 days ago |
COOL Pants -- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL |
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501 days ago |
Good one Odie but I will leave it there. -- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python |
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501 days ago |
Anyone notice Odie has posts that last forever? -- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL |
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”Barack, I am your FATHER!”
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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501 days ago |
Patrick, -- Ed - Milan, IN |
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501 days ago |
Third generation Bush for president
Steve, glad you could join us for the shorter posts. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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501 days ago |
EdC, if I’ve said that, and I doubt it, I don’t remember it. And flip-flop? I’m not really hot for McCain, like some people are for the Messiah – aka Barack Obama, but THAT guys is the flip flopper. Of course, the liberal media says, he is just becoming “enlightened”. LOL. McCain flip flops, Obama finds “enlightenment”. Crazy. |
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501 days ago |
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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500 days ago |
Thanks, Steve….I feel much better now…..ahhhhhhh |
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500 days ago |
Odie -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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500 days ago |
Scary,ugly, dangerous and has more hair than the one holding him or it!!! -- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL |
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500 days ago |
Pashley- LOL!! -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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500 days ago |
Oh, all of you, chew on this.
Yea, Odie’s bad …....... -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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500 days ago |
I actually thought she was attractive…yes, I love women with some “meat on their bones”. But given her history…God, I could never kiss her! |
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Okay, I’ve stayed out of this thread as long as I could. Odie, with that Monica button post you are officially even more irreverent than me. -- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood" |
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500 days ago |
LOL… Charlie, I think you’re giving him a compliment! -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Charley, I had to look up the meaning of that one. Thanks for the compliment …. we bad !!! -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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499 days ago |
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Or, it could have been.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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499 days ago |
YIKES!!! Looks like a Billary to me…. -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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498 days ago |
![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() More fun then a barrel of monkeys -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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498 days ago |
Now we’re on a roll
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Where is the bush? |
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497 days ago |
OH?
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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495 days ago |
Hooper Sam
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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495 days ago |
I think someone ought to Photoshop up a picture of B.O. in a white robe and sandals…since the left believe this one-term inexperienced senator is the Messiah. |
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493 days ago |
This has got to hurt only in the u.s.a ‘Bush’ sewage plant proposal makes ballot Measure would negatively commemorate president by renaming plant -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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493 days ago |
Barr is not that bad, honestly, and I’m a conservative. |
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493 days ago |
Alfred for President
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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493 days ago |
Since someone requested it:
-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood" |
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492 days ago |
She’s got a crush on Obama
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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491 days ago |
Good luck in the erections, you all, you all, you all. LOL -- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python |
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490 days ago |
THANKS Grumpy …. we need luck! and common sense. ... It’s rare…................ -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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490 days ago |
I don’t know what’s in the wind Jocks but Condoleezza Rice has been sent down ‘under’ for lunch & a quick visit. Is this a junket before retirement??. LOL -- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python |
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so as an english man i’d like to know who you guys think will win the vote all we hear about is OBAMA do you think your going to get your first black president pommy -- cut it saw it scrap it |
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487 days ago |
Okay I’ll bite, it appears Marxism, socialism and pandering to Muslim extremists has worked for France and the UK, so well, we are thinking we will give it a try…. As a member of the mid to upper middle class, Obama represents chance I can not afford. cheers, -- Tom - Canadian in N. Texas |
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SCARY
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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NEED I SAY MORE?
CHANGE ? -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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I think humor is the best way to approach this for sure. Take it any other way and someone’s gonna get mad. However if you want to join me for lunch some Friday I’ve got the perfect venue to chat about it... Feel free to stop in sometime for “Dirty Hippy Music Night” or our farewell “Drink a Busch for Bush” party… -- Tim D. - Woodstock, GA |
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481 days ago |
Tim, that place looks like fun. |
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480 days ago |
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness. The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow. When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?” In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites. And so it was, in the fullness of time, before the harvest month of the appointed year, the Child ventured forth – for the first time – to bring the light unto all the world. He travelled fleet of foot and light of camel, with a small retinue that consisted only of his loyal disciples from the tribe of the Media. He ventured first to the land of the Hindu Kush, where the Taleban had harboured the viper of al-Qaeda in their bosom, raining terror on all the world. And the Child spake and the tribes of Nato immediately loosed the Caveats that had previously bound them. And in the great battle that ensued the forces of the light were triumphant. For as long as the Child stood with his arms raised aloft, the enemy suffered great blows and the threat of terror was no more. From there he went forth to Mesopotamia where he was received by the great ruler al-Maliki, and al-Maliki spake unto him and blessed his Sixteen Month Troop Withdrawal Plan even as the imperial warrior Petraeus tried to destroy it. And lo, in Mesopotamia, a miracle occurred. Even though the Great Surge of Armour that the evil Bush had ordered had been a terrible mistake, a waste of vital military resources and doomed to end in disaster, the Child’s very presence suddenly brought forth a great victory for the forces of the light. And the Persians, who saw all this and were greatly fearful, longed to speak with the Child and saw that the Child was the bringer of peace. At the mention of his name they quickly laid aside their intrigues and beat their uranium swords into civil nuclear energy ploughshares. From there the Child went up to the city of Jerusalem, and entered through the gate seated on an ass. The crowds of network anchors who had followed him from afar cheered “Hosanna” and waved great palm fronds and strewed them at his feet. In Jerusalem and in surrounding Palestine, the Child spake to the Hebrews and the Arabs, as the Scripture had foretold. And in an instant, the lion lay down with the lamb, and the Israelites and Ishmaelites ended their long enmity and lived for ever after in peace. As word spread throughout the land about the Child’s wondrous works, peoples from all over flocked to hear him; Hittites and Abbasids; Obamacons and McCainiacs; Cameroonians and Blairites. And they told of strange and wondrous things that greeted the news of the Child’s journey. Around the world, global temperatures began to decline, and the ocean levels fell and the great warming was over. The Great Prophet Algore of Nobel and Oscar, who many had believed was the anointed one, smiled and told his followers that the Child was the one generations had been waiting for. And there were other wonderful signs. In the city of the Street at the Wall, spreads on interbank interest rates dropped like manna from Heaven and rates on credit default swaps fell to the ground as dead birds from the almond tree, and the people who had lived in foreclosure were able to borrow again. Black gold gushed from the ground at prices well below $140 per barrel. In hospitals across the land the sick were cured even though they were uninsured. And all because the Child had pronounced it. And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times. Then the Child ventured forth from Israel and Palestine and stepped onto the shores of the Old Continent. In the land of Queen Angela of Merkel, vast multitudes gathered to hear his voice, and he preached to them at length. But when he had finished speaking his disciples told him the crowd was hungry, for they had had nothing to eat all the hours they had waited for him. And so the Child told his disciples to fetch some food but all they had was five loaves and a couple of frankfurters. So he took the bread and the frankfurters and blessed them and told his disciples to feed the multitudes. And when all had eaten their fill, the scraps filled twelve baskets. Thence he travelled west to Mount Sarkozy. Even the beauteous Princess Carla of the tribe of the Bruni was struck by awe and she was great in love with the Child, but he was tempted not. On the Seventh Day he walked across the Channel of the Angles to the ancient land of the hooligans. There he was welcomed with open arms by the once great prophet Blair and his successor, Gordon the Leper, and his successor, David the Golden One. And suddenly, with the men appeared the archangel Gabriel and the whole host of the heavenly choir, ranks of cherubim and seraphim, all praising God and singing: “Yes, We Can.” |
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Patrick he scares me to death, but you’re consumed.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Odie, I don’t think Obama is the anti-christ, I just disagree with his highly-liberal policies and his vast lack of experience. He’s probably a nice guy in person. |
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STUPID TRUMPS NICE EVERY TIME -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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Dan, I’m just guessing you’re a NObama fan? |
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-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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HI I’m Back !
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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How in God’s name did we go from Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Roosevelt, Carter, -- Makers of fine butcher shop saw dust. |
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473 days ago |
CHANGE ?
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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472 days ago |
US politics makes me happy to be Canadian and watch the insanity from the sideliines. LOL. -- Anything worth doing is worth overdoing |
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472 days ago |
This train has gone off the track. |
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OMG, Dan, you wanna make me hurl?! Damn, that’s ugly. So, Dan, just wondering, why do you want a one-term senator with less than 150 days of “experience” leading the free world versus a decorated military veteran with over 20 years experience? I’m just wondering….LOL ! |
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Yes, the VP pick is what I’m waiting for next. I like that McCain pic you just posted! BTW,, I created a new topic, How Bush is Like Batman last night, obviously a pro-Bush thing – and it was removed because ”“From the Posting Rules: “Don’t discuss politics and religion, unless it is directly related to woodworking.”” Well, what the heck is this thread then? Or do we have an anti-Bush agenda here too? I hope not, but if you are going to make a rule, I think it should apply to all. Not to be a jerk, but …..you see what I mean? |
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Regarding John Edwards, what a dog! And no, I’m not bashing him because he’s a Democrat – I’d do it to anyone that cheats on his terminally ill wife, lies about it, and goes on this high moral platform while running for President! Even for a guy, this guy’s a dog. |
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472 days ago |
DAN FOR PRESIDENT -- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
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Humor is what humor does. A lumberjock is what a lumberjock does. Keep it light, keep it simple and keep on smiling. This is a humorus blog. I’m not a politcal activist. I’m a lumberjock. There are far too many serious topics in this world … I vote for fun. -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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McCain would do very well with a surprise pick …. Rice. -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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I like that one, Dan. I wonder what the same kinda thing for Obama would look like? I’m guessing something like a man shining the shoes of a terrorist? I’m thinking pandering here…. LOL |
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DUDES! -- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
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No, that ain’t it! |
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OH-MY
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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You guys are killing me with those pics -- Glenn, New Mexico |
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Can’t wait till November. -- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python |
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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Odie that is the best yet ! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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ODIE FOR PRESIDENT -- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
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Now there is an idea unknownwoodworker. -- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python |
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Jimmy Carter is a woodworker ! Can’t make fun of him ? -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan. I’m new here, and you’re murdering me! And that unknownwood guy, Odie, pashley and the rest, what’s going on here? Does everyone here have a freak side??? LMFAOROF, Jim. -- Got Wood? |
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I must say that I feel strongly both ways. No, I mean that I don’t feel strongly either way. -- Gary, South Central Wisconsin. So much to learn, so little time! |
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YOU GUYS GET IT ALRIGHT … WE’RE HERE TO HAVE FUN ! Here’s me typing ….....
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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DAN FOR PRESIDENT -- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
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So does this mean all you have to do is have a table saw accident to become president? “Bag Boy” your too much! -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Scary funny is right ! Here’s another …..
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odie , i cant imagine you lettin grumpy beat you to that healthcare thread ! lol |
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No spoofs for Palin yet !!! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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Pashley, Where’s Barbara Bug Eyed pot bellied BUSH?
Ann Coulter , There is something to be proud of ! -- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL |
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Well, you jealous fool, Barabara Bush is 82, Ann Coulter is hot, and so is Cindy McCain – for 54. Let’s see, on the liberal side, we have…um, Helen Thomas, Barbara Streisand and Susan Estrich? Hillary? Should I continue? Thought not. |
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Yea just goes to show what your kinds priority is! -- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL |
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I know, Palin is HOT. |
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Found a little Sarah Palin humor on another internet blog: There are lots of trees in Alaska. Old growth timber. Lots of oil too. How you can tell that Sarah Palin is from Alaska: Sarah Palin knows how to skin a moose with a penknife. Sarah Palin decided to teach John McCain ice fishing. They went out on the lake and she showed him how to carve a hole in the ice so they could get started. To her surprise, John turned out to be a great fisherman. He pulled in fish after fish while Sarah couldn’t even get a nibble. She decided that John must have a secret fishing technigue and asked him if he would share it with her. John’s muffled reply was completely indecipherable so Sarah ask him to repeat himself. John spat into the worm bucket and clearly announced, “You have to keep the bait warm.” Barack Obama asked Sarah Palin if she ever hunted poor defenseless penguins. Sarah Palin patiently explained to Obama that penguins live in Antarctica, not in Alaska. Obama defensively sputtered, “Uh, uh, uh… I was thinking of the 57th state.” -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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I think I know why Libs don’t like Palin, Dan. She brought herself up thru the ranks without any help from a government entitlement program or affirmative action measures…in other words, she did it on her own merit and fortitude. See, people can do it! |
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The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect wildlife in the USA. Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party…as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.
Wow, this is still going? -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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mrtrim, knock off the porn, will ya? There are literally young teens on LJ! |
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first pashly i havent posted any porn. if you dont know what porn is ill email you some of my favorite links . |
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Where on earth do you all find time to make or lookup these pictures, they are hilarious, -- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL |
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mrtrim I can’t see a problem with talking about politics – it’s a part of my, and just about everyone’s life. Comments I’ve made have not been “inflammatory” – if you want to see inflammatory, go to liberal blogs, like the Daily Kos, and you’ll see it. Total anarchy. And yes, you did post softcore porn, and you should be ashamed of yourself. We DO have teens on here you know! Looks like someone agreed with me and removed them! Can’t we keep this a half-way decent site, with no half-dressed woman and swearing? I for one would like to see that – there’s so much of it on the internet, it’s nice to find a place like this without it. And as far as lawyers – I don’t think you’ll find many people objecting to the jokes I made about them, nor the true anecdotes I stated. If any lawyers out there wanna come back on me, fine, I’ll deal with them. Now, maybe I have gotten a bit too serious on this – and other threads; but I think we men do have opinions on politics, and health care, and jeez, even wood projects, and the Coffee Lounge is a great place to talk about them…at least I think so. But I haven’t been assailing anyone, I haven’t been vulgar, nor snide. I’ve tried to argue my points clearly and without anger. If you can’t argue against me, then I guess you’re on my side :) |
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Thanks mrtrim, That other thread has turned into the pashly preach show with the usual suspects chiming in. Now lets get on with the fun. -- Scott - Chico California http://chicowoodnut.home.comcast.net |
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Fair and balanced, Chico. Odie, thats great too. Lately even the local coyotes are getting bolder in looking for a handout. -- If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free! PJ O'Rourke |
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It’s funny, TomK, I bet those guys would be the first to jump on the “diversity” bandwagon. I’m sure they don’t mind extending that sentiment to a bulletin board. I have no bad blood towards those guys; hey, they are woodworkers, how bad can they be! LOL |
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GENTLEMEN PLEASE This forum topic was started to laugh at politicians …. ALL of them! It’s easy to make fun of all of them. pashley, you’ve been asked to tone it down (by me) a little and lighten up. Please, I’m asking again, please tone it down a bit. We don’t come here to be preached at. Ah Mrtrim, I love your humor, but you do push the envelope on occasion. OK, Now back to it ….. I’ve been saving this one.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Sorry Odie, I guess I get carried away a bit. I actually thought the pic above with the big-chested blonde sitting on the old man’s lap (referring to McCain / Palin) was a hoot! Maybe I should just start a conservative blog, or something! I’m the outspoken type, and need to vent once in a while. |
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You gotta love America! Where else can you heap insult upon injury and serve it up with a steaming cup of libel and not be in fear of death? Only in a truly free land. Gaia bless America! always, -- "Imagination is more important than knowledge" -- Albert Einstein |
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Dan, i like those last few pics; especially the one with Al Gore as the Wicked Witch. |
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Al Gore creating a new energy source.
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EAT THIS AL GORE
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CARL, that is perfect … you get it!
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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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It’s great to see you guys are still enjoying yourselves. Where do you guys get all of those photos? -- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Hello All got this email from a good friend from Manchester, Tennessee. Subject: Fw: Whether you are a Democrat or a Republican….. Subject: WALKING EAGLE Whether you are a Democrat or a Republican, you might enjoy reading this… Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York. HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living, should HE one day become the President. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed ‘YES’ for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his ‘red sisters and brothers’. At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name – Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds. A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of poop it can no longer fly …. also said that McCain was given a similar name when he visited the previous week. .... Grey Walking Eagle -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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Pashley said we did all this with a loss of life of less than 5,000 in 5 years. An incredible feat, accomplished by our incredible military. pashley the whole world apart from you knows that there have been hundreds of thousands dead not five god considers all of the lives lost to be wrong -- excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease |
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...and millions of dead under Saddam Husein. |
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Humor is what humor does. A lumberjock is what a lumberjock does. Keep it light, keep it simple and keep on smiling. This is a humorus blog. I’m not a politcal activist. I’m a lumberjock. There are far too many serious topics in this world … I vote for fun. -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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THANK YOU DAN ! Let’s keep it light guys ….......
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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I think that whomever you are voting for (or not even voting at all), you have to acknowledge that this race is the most interesting race of all time. Not to mention the most historic – either the first black president (one could argue multi-racial), or the first female V.P. will be elected. I think I can speak for just about everyone, when I say I hope this race is not too close, where we have a lingering ambiguity on over who actually won the race, fostering distrust and animosity. We’ve seen that in the last two elections. Whomever wins, I hope it’s by a clear margin, say 5% or more! Lastly, let’s hope that the next president elected will make, as a top priority, that every American has a workshop in his or her home! Only then will we see prosperity, peace and harmony in America. Can I get an “Amen”?! |
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way to go—Just Vote—no mater who wins , someone will loose lets hope its not us -- Larry, Upstate New York |
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John Galt -- Growing older but not up! |
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It’s illogical
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I couldn’t help myself … I just found this.
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Cruise ship “Hope” has run aground! Ran into the infamous Sarah Palin reef!
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SQUARE OFF
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Your choices – for 2008 LAWYERS …....
NOT LAWYERS …......
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I’m being told to tone it down …. guess I change sides again ![]() ![]() ![]() -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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LET’S LOOK BACK … SHALL WE …
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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This is something that my brother-in-law sent me. It belongs here! Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic The two most important events in all of history were: 1. The invention of beer, and These facts formed the foundation of modern civilization and together were 1. Liberals Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the Over the years, Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and Here ends today’s lesson in world history….... It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily A conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth Have a great day! -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Whoa Odie, You have outdone yourself AGAIN. I love this thread but I will not add a thing to it except Hi everybody!!! I always seem to get in a lot of hot water when I talk politics! -- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic! |
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Allison, we’re not talking politics … we’re making fun of them
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-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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I like the Pied Piper one. LOL |
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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Now that’s funny…. -- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC |
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Very entertaining Odie. When you see a turtle balanced on top of a fencepost: -- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python |
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And let’s have a big helping
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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DAN, you never disappoint.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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FOUND … A pig with lipstick
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Hey ChicoWoodnut, I thought this race was McCain and Obama! But if it was Palin and Obama…which one would you want to look at for the next 4 years? LOL! |
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Obama ready to lead … I don’t think so.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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LOL! Love that one, Odie. |
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I wonder what kind of gas is in that truck ? Methane or just hot air ? -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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That’s a pump truck. It pumps water out of utility manholes or sewage out of septic tanks. Ah, what a life.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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You got it Odie. -- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python |
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Grumpy, I worked for the telephone company in the Lake Tahoe Basin. The powers to be did not want the water from our manholes pumped onto the street where it would then run into the lake. It was just ground water that seeped into our duct structure. So we hire these guys in the pump trucks to pump the holes and go dump it outside of the lake basin. Also, there was a septic pump outfit that pumped my system before I hooked up to sewer. They used the same damn trucks.
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Grumpy, Steve had the teeth, but she had the cookies.
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Y’all ain’t right! :oD -- "The only thing that counts is faith, expressing itself in love." --Galatians 5:6 |
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DAN, you’ve been busy.
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Past and future governments … they’re all the same!
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Dan, you’ve been busy.
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wonder whaaat ARNOLD is theenking ? -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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THAT IS ONE UGLY DOOD -- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python |
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Pretty blue eyes though -- Scott - Chico California http://chicowoodnut.home.comcast.net |
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I think it was Richard Pryor, “Vote none of the above”. Won’t get on my stump here, however. I like a lot of both and dislike a lot of both. Suppose that will never change. Regardless, I’m not passionate about November. -- Jeff, South Carolina |
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I think to maintain his Maverick Image, John McCain will have to become a secret Muslim. -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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“Republicans have cause to be disappointed by last night: As everyone says, Obama wins by not losing. He looks more and more as if he’s already the president, while McCain prowling the stage seeking to “connect” looks more and more like Yosemite Sam after the dynamite failed to go off.” Mark Steyn writing at National Review Online -- Scott - Chico California http://chicowoodnut.home.comcast.net |
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My wife said he looked like he had a close hanger under his coat …. and was surprised at his coarse breathing. -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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VOTE FOR ME!
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too late … he’s DEAD, someone hung ‘em -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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Dan you’ve been busy while I was in an RV park. The connection was so slow, it took 10 minutes to load this page.
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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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404 days ago |
WOW Odie, this thing is taking as long to load as your dogs topic. Happy 200 days since this was first posted.
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403 days ago |
LumberJock WoodFroe Maple; ”....wood for all and all for wood….” Thank you. -- --frank, NH, http://frank.wordpress.com/ |
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403 days ago |
FRANK for president !! -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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403 days ago |
I think Frank’s got more common sense than the demean himself to that low position. |
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403 days ago |
Frank and Bag Boy, Thank you for waiting soo long for this topic to come up. It just took me 4 minutes.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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402 days ago |
took me less then a minute … hmmmm -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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402 days ago |
I wanted to contribute to the humor: http://www.palinaspresident.us/ Updated daily until November 4th! -- Scott, Colorado |
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402 days ago |
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401 days ago |
DANCING WITH THE STARS
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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398 days ago |
This will be the first time in 25+ years of voting that I will vote for a Democrat… -- - Please help keep Lumberjocks an enjoyable escape by refusing to participate in political discussions. Simply spit out the bait and ignore the thread... |
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398 days ago |
Barry, this is supposed to be funny, and that’s not funny.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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397 days ago |
Grumpy, is that you ?
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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393 days ago |
I must admit, the hammer does confuse me.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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392 days ago |
I just like the hammer. It is my my favorite. >grin< -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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392 days ago |
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392 days ago |
The Hammer, that’s me!!!!! |
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391 days ago |
I’ll keep my guns, my freedom, and my money – You keep the CHANGE !
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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390 days ago |
-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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389 days ago |
Whoever you pick Jocks, select one for prosperity and world peace. We will be watching with interest. don’t forget to vote you-all. -- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python |
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388 days ago |
I like the DEAD HEAD button best !! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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388 days ago |
Being a former telephone company employee and Member of a UNION …. OBAMA scares me to death !!!
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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388 days ago |
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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388 days ago |
both scare me a little bit … -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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387 days ago |
-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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387 days ago |
Thanks DAN, I can watch it all from here. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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387 days ago |
McCains ahead 55 to 45 -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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383 days ago |
Anyone remember the Keating Five? http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Keating_five -- "They who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." ~ Edgar Allan Poe |
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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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374 days ago |
odie i have watched this link since you started it and i have laughed so much but i have a question is obama that bad cos we all know when you guys there get a cough we over the pond get a bloody cold and looking at what has been said im worried for my family thanks pommy -- cut it saw it scrap it |
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374 days ago |
no worries pommy … the world is a cheery place -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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374 days ago |
Rosie as Hell as I see it …. NOT!
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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374 days ago |
One sunny day in January, 2009 an old man approached the White House -- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner |
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374 days ago |
One sunny day in January, 2009 an old man approached the White House -- A mind, like a home, is furnished by its owner |
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373 days ago |
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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372 days ago |
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372 days ago |
Help with the bail-out … FOR RENT … Obama doesn’t need it
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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370 days ago |
First, Dan I’m having a brain f _ and can’t get it. You would think during a photo-op one could pay a little more attention.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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370 days ago |
the Rubber band is singing … I want to hold your hand … from rubber soul album i know it is sick … but what the heck, can’t always be more then a little bit funny around-here. -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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367 days ago |
GOT IT. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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365 days ago |
BE HAPPY !
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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364 days ago |
-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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364 days ago |
Dan, you got a new toy … slideshow?
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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362 days ago |
Odie … BUSH looks happy ! ,,, -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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362 days ago |
He is happy, he just let one go! What happened to your photobucket above?
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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361 days ago |
ODIE takes awhile to load … the slide show can be a pig on transfer speed. -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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357 days ago |
Dan, that is perfect. Does that have an address I can steal?
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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![]() -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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355 days ago |
-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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WHO FARTED ?
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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338 days ago |
The George W. Bush Presidential Library Dear Fellow Constituent: The George W. Bush Presidential Library is now in the planning The Library will include: 1. The Hurricane Katrina Room, which is still under construction. Note: The library will feature an electron microscope to help you 1. ‘The vast majority of our imports come from outside the country.’ PLEASE GIVE GENEROUSLY! -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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