Which is Your Future President ?

Interesting!

-- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step.

I think maybe the joke is going to be on us.

-- Mark

Like the old saying goes… A picture is worth a thousand words.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

Those three are better than the real three.

I personally had the pleasure of meeting John McCain after he came back from being imprisioned in vietnam and have the greatest respect for him as a Vetran and an Honest person. The other two (what ever you call them) have no trac record in my book
“DeputyDawg”

-- DeputyDawg

OKie dokie … ya sure

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

You’ve got way too much free time odie…....... but I do enjoy your posts! And by the way, I’m one of the dogs you were talking about. Keep ‘em coming…..Arrrfff

-- JJ...... I guess you could say I'm a 54 year old "juniorjock". — Make things with wood.

Truly funny picture, but I hope that we can put the fluff to the side and choose based on the issues. Do we want more of the same? Do we want change? Please vote for the issues you believe in rather than media fluff.

-- making sawdust....

I believe if Hillary or Obama win I will move to Canada, or Mexico.

-- Pretzel L8agn

Odie,

You are really getting some mileage out of this date aren’t you. :)

Keep the post coming. I am enjoying this.

-- With God's help all things are possible- even woodworking. Woodworking is not just a hobby, it is an (expletive deleted) expensive hobby.

That’s the most accurate representation of the presidential race I’ve seen yet. Thanks Odie….now I’m depressed. j/k.

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

Pretty funny, Odie.

-- Thos. Angle

There are far too many serious topics in this world … I vote for fun.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Pretzel, I’m afraid if either of those two win, you will not be able to tell the difference! Absolutely no offense meant to our northern brothers! Great photoshop job!

-- If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free! PJ O'Rourke

Odie for president: 2012!

-- Check out my new website! http://www.blakeweberwoodworking.com

which one’s Hillary?

JK!

Odie for president? Is he running on the crabby old man platform?

-- David, South Windsor, CT "I love the smell of sawdust in the morning"

Yes ….. Brad and Blake will be my campaign managers …. GO ODIE !!!!

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

I’m having a hard time making up my mind !

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

With your identity also … you keep changing.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Nyuk, nyuk, nyuk….

-- Tim D. - Woodstock, GA

...more of a change, to the far left!! No thanks.
I thought the picture was pretty funny.

-- rb1

Sadly there may be no place safe in the world, if McCain doesn’t win. Kinda like a bad dream, only worse worser worserest u-pick

-- Pretzel L8agn

I don’t have any idea how the heck I missed this, but I’m choking from the laughter… LOL

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

wonder how Bush will be remembered by history

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Bush will be remembered much like Harry Truman, in my opinion, who was also hated back in the day, much like Bush is now. He did an unpopular, but necessary action in order to secure the world against tyranny in the future.

• 500 tons of uranium was just shipped out of Iraq – a leftover from the Hussein regime. What do you think he was going to do with that?

• We’ve decimated the insurgency in Iraq; troop deaths, as well as civilian casualties are way down.

• We’ve removed a bloody dictator, and installed a government selected by the people.

• We’ve established a beach-head of democracy in the black cauldron of the middle east.

While every soldier’s life is valuable and important, we did all this with a loss of life of less than 5,000 in 5 years. An incredible feat, accomplished by our incredible military. Yet, many of our liberal friends think this is way too much. I wonder how they would have felt about supporting World War II which lasted 3 years and 8 months, in which we lost men at the rate of 300 per day? (416,000 total).

You can argue against the reason we got into this war; you can argue about the execution of the war under Rumsfeld. You can post doctored pictures of our President that make him look like a monster. You can send your over-emotional women to upset hearings and speechs; you can call the military murderers and protest their recruiting office in San Fran-sicko. But you can not argue that the world is better off without Saddam Hussein dead, a democracy being established in a theocratic hot-bed, the recovery of tons of uranium, the demolition of a terrorist group or the message to other petty dictators.

Our democratic and liberal friends said the troop surge wouldn’t work; it did.

They said our military couldn’t win in Iraq, that it was a quagmire, but we are.

They said we were in it just for the oil, yet we have not commandeered the wells, but protected them from terrorists.

They said we were just creating more terrorists, yet more terrorists are dead now than 5 years ago.

They said if we only make the Congress democratically controlled, they’d pull us out of Iraq right away - they didn’t.

They said if we only make the Congress democratically controlled, they’d lower the price of gas - they didn’t.

They said the Patriot act would allow widespread wiretapping abuse – yet not one case has been brought up.

So now you ask who she be elected the next President; well, let me ask the question – do you want the next man to lead the country a one-term senator, the most liberal one in all of Congress, but whom has wonderful oratory skills, or a decorated war hero, a man that has served in Congress for over a decade, who has demonstrated, to many of his party’s chagrin, that he can work with people on the other side of the aisle?

Jeez, I can’t decide.

-- http://newmissionworkshop.com

I think this meant to be humor – right?

-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ???

No, not on my part.

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this is a humorerous blog and I’m sure the photo was made to be funny. So was my short comment.

I’m not a politcal activist. I’m a lumberjock.

There are far too many serious topics in this world … I vote for fun.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Ok, now THOSE were good! LOL

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Oh poor Patrick, what you don’t see is that Dan and I don’t have a serious bone in our bodies when comes to LumberJocks. I try to keep my political views off of these pages. Most of the time I can ….....

I’m voting the Redneck ticket.

It’s good to laugh …

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Sorry, I came off a little strong on that, Odie. I guess I had just had enough of liberal viewpoints lately, and that picture broke the camel’s back.

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That pic of Bush is real right!!
I’m voting for the redneck guy

-- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

WHO?

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

COOL Pants

-- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL

Good one Odie but I will leave it there.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Anyone notice Odie has posts that last forever?
I think we should vote him in as poster boy!

-- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL

Odie has skills ! Skills. ... lumberjocks skills and woodworking skills.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

”Barack, I am your FATHER!”

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Patrick,
I seem to have read your rantings elswhere about this not being the place for political rantings, or jokes, perhaps this is why you feel so strongly for McCain, you both flip flop your positions.
I thought up till the point of reading your rant that this was a good thread that Odie had going.
Thanks,

-- Ed - Milan, IN

Third generation Bush for president

Steve, glad you could join us for the shorter posts.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

EdC, if I’ve said that, and I doubt it, I don’t remember it. And flip-flop? I’m not really hot for McCain, like some people are for the Messiah – aka Barack Obama, but THAT guys is the flip flopper. Of course, the liberal media says, he is just becoming “enlightened”. LOL. McCain flip flops, Obama finds “enlightenment”. Crazy.

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-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Thanks, Steve….I feel much better now…..ahhhhhhh

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Odie
That is the ugliest baby I have ever seen. Scary ugly.
DAN

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Scary,ugly, dangerous and has more hair than the one holding him or it!!!

-- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL

Pashley- LOL!!

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Oh, all of you, chew on this.

Yea, Odie’s bad ….......

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

I actually thought she was attractive…yes, I love women with some “meat on their bones”. But given her history…God, I could never kiss her!

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sick, sick, sick humor ... never had the nerve to post the-presidential-mouth one … thats why I keep coming back >grin<

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Okay, I’ve stayed out of this thread as long as I could.

Odie, with that Monica button post you are officially even more irreverent than me.

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

LOL… Charlie, I think you’re giving him a compliment!

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Charley, I had to look up the meaning of that one. Thanks for the compliment …. we bad !!!

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Yet another B.O. support poster:

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Or, it could have been.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

YIKES!!! Looks like a Billary to me….

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

More fun then a barrel of monkeys

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Now we’re on a roll

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

BUSH BABY, BUSH BABY ….

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Where is the bush?

OH?

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Hooper Sam

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

I think someone ought to Photoshop up a picture of B.O. in a white robe and sandals…since the left believe this one-term inexperienced senator is the Messiah.

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

This has got to hurt

only in the u.s.a

‘Bush’ sewage plant proposal makes ballot

Measure would negatively commemorate president by renaming plant

link to story

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Barr is not that bad, honestly, and I’m a conservative.

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Alfred for President

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Since someone requested it:

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

She’s got a crush on Obama

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Good luck in the erections, you all, you all, you all. LOL

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

THANKS Grumpy …. we need luck! and common sense. ... It’s rare…................

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

I don’t know what’s in the wind Jocks but Condoleezza Rice has been sent down ‘under’ for lunch & a quick visit. Is this a junket before retirement??. LOL

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

so as an english man i’d like to know who you guys think will win the vote all we hear about is OBAMA do you think your going to get your first black president

pommy

-- cut it saw it scrap it

Okay I’ll bite, it appears Marxism, socialism and pandering to Muslim extremists has worked for France and the UK, so well, we are thinking we will give it a try….

As a member of the mid to upper middle class, Obama represents chance I can not afford.

cheers,
Tom

-- Tom - Canadian in N. Texas

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

SCARY

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

NEED I SAY MORE?

CHANGE ?

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

I think humor is the best way to approach this for sure. Take it any other way and someone’s gonna get mad. However if you want to join me for lunch some Friday I’ve got the perfect venue to chat about it...

Feel free to stop in sometime for “Dirty Hippy Music Night” or our farewell “Drink a Busch for Bush” party…

-- Tim D. - Woodstock, GA

Tim, that place looks like fun.

And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.

The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.

When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”
Background

In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites.

And so it was, in the fullness of time, before the harvest month of the appointed year, the Child ventured forth – for the first time – to bring the light unto all the world.

He travelled fleet of foot and light of camel, with a small retinue that consisted only of his loyal disciples from the tribe of the Media. He ventured first to the land of the Hindu Kush, where the

Taleban had harboured the viper of al-Qaeda in their bosom, raining terror on all the world.

And the Child spake and the tribes of Nato immediately loosed the Caveats that had previously bound them. And in the great battle that ensued the forces of the light were triumphant. For as long as the Child stood with his arms raised aloft, the enemy suffered great blows and the threat of terror was no more.

From there he went forth to Mesopotamia where he was received by the great ruler al-Maliki, and al-Maliki spake unto him and blessed his Sixteen Month Troop Withdrawal Plan even as the imperial warrior Petraeus tried to destroy it.

And lo, in Mesopotamia, a miracle occurred. Even though the Great Surge of Armour that the evil Bush had ordered had been a terrible mistake, a waste of vital military resources and doomed to end in disaster, the Child’s very presence suddenly brought forth a great victory for the forces of the light.

And the Persians, who saw all this and were greatly fearful, longed to speak with the Child and saw that the Child was the bringer of peace. At the mention of his name they quickly laid aside their intrigues and beat their uranium swords into civil nuclear energy ploughshares.

From there the Child went up to the city of Jerusalem, and entered through the gate seated on an ass. The crowds of network anchors who had followed him from afar cheered “Hosanna” and waved great palm fronds and strewed them at his feet.

In Jerusalem and in surrounding Palestine, the Child spake to the Hebrews and the Arabs, as the Scripture had foretold. And in an instant, the lion lay down with the lamb, and the Israelites and Ishmaelites ended their long enmity and lived for ever after in peace.

As word spread throughout the land about the Child’s wondrous works, peoples from all over flocked to hear him; Hittites and Abbasids; Obamacons and McCainiacs; Cameroonians and Blairites.

And they told of strange and wondrous things that greeted the news of the Child’s journey. Around the world, global temperatures began to decline, and the ocean levels fell and the great warming was over.

The Great Prophet Algore of Nobel and Oscar, who many had believed was the anointed one, smiled and told his followers that the Child was the one generations had been waiting for.

And there were other wonderful signs. In the city of the Street at the Wall, spreads on interbank interest rates dropped like manna from Heaven and rates on credit default swaps fell to the ground as dead birds from the almond tree, and the people who had lived in foreclosure were able to borrow again.

Black gold gushed from the ground at prices well below $140 per barrel. In hospitals across the land the sick were cured even though they were uninsured. And all because the Child had pronounced it.

And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times.

Then the Child ventured forth from Israel and Palestine and stepped onto the shores of the Old Continent. In the land of Queen Angela of Merkel, vast multitudes gathered to hear his voice, and he preached to them at length.

But when he had finished speaking his disciples told him the crowd was hungry, for they had had nothing to eat all the hours they had waited for him.

And so the Child told his disciples to fetch some food but all they had was five loaves and a couple of frankfurters. So he took the bread and the frankfurters and blessed them and told his disciples to feed the multitudes. And when all had eaten their fill, the scraps filled twelve baskets.

Thence he travelled west to Mount Sarkozy. Even the beauteous Princess Carla of the tribe of the Bruni was struck by awe and she was great in love with the Child, but he was tempted not.

On the Seventh Day he walked across the Channel of the Angles to the ancient land of the hooligans. There he was welcomed with open arms by the once great prophet Blair and his successor, Gordon the Leper, and his successor, David the Golden One.

And suddenly, with the men appeared the archangel Gabriel and the whole host of the heavenly choir, ranks of cherubim and seraphim, all praising God and singing: “Yes, We Can.”

-- http://newmissionworkshop.com

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Patrick he scares me to death, but you’re consumed.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Odie, I don’t think Obama is the anti-christ, I just disagree with his highly-liberal policies and his vast lack of experience. He’s probably a nice guy in person.

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STUPID TRUMPS NICE EVERY TIME

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

how to build a better BUSH …. link

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Dan, I’m just guessing you’re a NObama fan?

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Might as well keep on guessing, cause I’ll never tell >grin<

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

HI I’m Back !

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

How in God’s name did we go from Washington, Jefferson, Lincoln, Roosevelt, Carter,
etc, etc, etc, to
Barack Hussein Obama..

-- Makers of fine butcher shop saw dust.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

CHANGE ?

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

US politics makes me happy to be Canadian and watch the insanity from the sideliines. LOL.

-- Anything worth doing is worth overdoing

This train has gone off the track.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

OMG, Dan, you wanna make me hurl?! Damn, that’s ugly.

So, Dan, just wondering, why do you want a one-term senator with less than 150 days of “experience” leading the free world versus a decorated military veteran with over 20 years experience?

I’m just wondering….LOL !

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I think one of them well screw it up by picking a goofy VP. Maybe both.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Yes, the VP pick is what I’m waiting for next. I like that McCain pic you just posted!

BTW,, I created a new topic, How Bush is Like Batman last night, obviously a pro-Bush thing – and it was removed because ”“From the Posting Rules: “Don’t discuss politics and religion, unless it is directly related to woodworking.””

Well, what the heck is this thread then? Or do we have an anti-Bush agenda here too? I hope not, but if you are going to make a rule, I think it should apply to all. Not to be a jerk, but …..you see what I mean?

-- http://newmissionworkshop.com

Regarding John Edwards, what a dog! And no, I’m not bashing him because he’s a Democrat – I’d do it to anyone that cheats on his terminally ill wife, lies about it, and goes on this high moral platform while running for President!

Even for a guy, this guy’s a dog.

-- http://newmissionworkshop.com

DAN FOR PRESIDENT

-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ???

Humor is what humor does. A lumberjock is what a lumberjock does. Keep it light, keep it simple and keep on smiling. This is a humorus blog.

I’m not a politcal activist. I’m a lumberjock.

There are far too many serious topics in this world … I vote for fun.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

McCain would do very well with a surprise pick …. Rice.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

I like that one, Dan. I wonder what the same kinda thing for Obama would look like? I’m guessing something like a man shining the shoes of a terrorist? I’m thinking pandering here…. LOL

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

DUDES!

-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ???

No, that ain’t it!

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

OH-MY

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

You guys are killing me with those pics

-- Glenn, New Mexico

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Can’t wait till November.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Odie that is the best yet !

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

ODIE FOR PRESIDENT

-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ???

Now there is an idea unknownwoodworker.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Jimmy Carter is a woodworker ! Can’t make fun of him ?

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan, Dan.

I’m new here, and you’re murdering me! And that unknownwood guy, Odie, pashley and the rest, what’s going on here? Does everyone here have a freak side???
I joined this site to….um….ah…
Well, I joined. That I know for sure!!!!

LMFAOROF, Jim.

-- Got Wood?

I must say that I feel strongly both ways. No, I mean that I don’t feel strongly either way.

-- Gary, South Central Wisconsin. So much to learn, so little time!

YOU GUYS GET IT ALRIGHT … WE’RE HERE TO HAVE FUN !

Here’s me typing ….....

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

DAN FOR PRESIDENT

-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ???

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

unknown woodworker for PRESIDENT

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

So does this mean all you have to do is have a table saw accident to become president? “Bag Boy” your too much!

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

This one is scary funny !

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Scary funny is right !

Here’s another …..

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

odie , i cant imagine you lettin grumpy beat you to that healthcare thread ! lol

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

No spoofs for Palin yet !!!

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Something I made! Eat this, DAN! LOL

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Pashley, Where’s Barbara Bug Eyed pot bellied BUSH? Ann Coulter , There is something to be proud of !
Cindy Mc Cain looks like Frankenstien on Botox

-- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL

Well, you jealous fool, Barabara Bush is 82, Ann Coulter is hot, and so is Cindy McCain – for 54.

Let’s see, on the liberal side, we have…um, Helen Thomas, Barbara Streisand and Susan Estrich? Hillary? Should I continue?

Thought not.

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Yea just goes to show what your kinds priority is!
Do you watch American Idol, I’ll bet you do.
No hope for America!

-- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

I know, Palin is HOT.

-- http://newmissionworkshop.com

Found a little Sarah Palin humor on another internet blog:

There are lots of trees in Alaska. Old growth timber. Lots of oil too.

How you can tell that Sarah Palin is from Alaska:

Sarah Palin knows how to skin a moose with a penknife.
Sarah Palin wrote a Caribou recipe book.
Sarah Palin calls “Baked Alaska” “Baked Here.”
Sarah Palin know which leaves are safe to use for toilet paper.
Sarah Palin rides to the Governor’s mansion on a stretch snowmobile.
Sarah Palin has waffle soles on her high heels.
Sarah Palin has three pairs of formal waders.
If you ask Sarah Palin what the four seasons in Alaska are she will tell you that they’re Early Winter, Winter, Late Winter and Road Repair.
Sarah Palin’s customized snowblower can do 60 on fresh snow.
Sarah Palin keeps her cosmetics in her hunting bag.

Sarah Palin decided to teach John McCain ice fishing. They went out on the lake and she showed him how to carve a hole in the ice so they could get started. To her surprise, John turned out to be a great fisherman. He pulled in fish after fish while Sarah couldn’t even get a nibble. She decided that John must have a secret fishing technigue and asked him if he would share it with her. John’s muffled reply was completely indecipherable so Sarah ask him to repeat himself. John spat into the worm bucket and clearly announced, “You have to keep the bait warm.”

Barack Obama asked Sarah Palin if she ever hunted poor defenseless penguins. Sarah Palin patiently explained to Obama that penguins live in Antarctica, not in Alaska. Obama defensively sputtered, “Uh, uh, uh… I was thinking of the 57th state.”

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

I think I know why Libs don’t like Palin, Dan. She brought herself up thru the ranks without any help from a government entitlement program or affirmative action measures…in other words, she did it on her own merit and fortitude.

See, people can do it!

-- http://newmissionworkshop.com

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This thread has really become disgusting.

The photo below captures a disturbing trend that is beginning to affect wildlife in the USA. Animals that were formerly self-sufficient are now showing signs of belonging to the Democratic Party…as they have apparently learned to just sit and wait for the government to step in and provide for their care and sustenance.

Wow, this is still going?

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

mrtrim, knock off the porn, will ya? There are literally young teens on LJ!

-- http://newmissionworkshop.com

first pashly i havent posted any porn. if you dont know what porn is ill email you some of my favorite links .
no i think it jusst didnt fall in line with your personal political views , something youve been throwing around on l j for a while now and i might add not many want to hear about . this thread was started as people poking fun at politicians . youve made several attempts at turning it into a political debate . well you didnt have much success here so you went to the healthcare thread and started throwing around more crap . still i guess not satisfied you started your own election thread im gonna go on memory here so forgive me if i make a mistake ,
you started off by a couple statements about the election innocent enuff , you wernt choosing sides and the statments wernt inflammatory or even debateable . since that didnt get any disagreement you raised the bar a bit in your first comment . you chose sides and thru in a little dig about the other side being lawyers . now it quite debateable and a little inflammatory as well , still no debate . well then your next post you raise the bar even higher by stateing something about arent lawyers and liars the same thing more debateable , more inflammatory . i might add right here that we do have some lj brothers that are lawyers . so pashly you are your own best example of why we dont discuss politics here . and as is typical of know it alls your pointing at garbage in my back yard . when your effort really needs to be cleaning your own . you can make whatever reply youd like just bear in mind i wont be reading it , im not getting sucked into any of your crap wars

Where on earth do you all find time to make or lookup these pictures, they are hilarious,
I think we all should get back to the wood shop, Christmas is almost here, Santa needs his Elves.

-- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL

mrtrim I can’t see a problem with talking about politics – it’s a part of my, and just about everyone’s life. Comments I’ve made have not been “inflammatory” – if you want to see inflammatory, go to liberal blogs, like the Daily Kos, and you’ll see it. Total anarchy.

And yes, you did post softcore porn, and you should be ashamed of yourself. We DO have teens on here you know! Looks like someone agreed with me and removed them! Can’t we keep this a half-way decent site, with no half-dressed woman and swearing? I for one would like to see that – there’s so much of it on the internet, it’s nice to find a place like this without it.

And as far as lawyers – I don’t think you’ll find many people objecting to the jokes I made about them, nor the true anecdotes I stated. If any lawyers out there wanna come back on me, fine, I’ll deal with them.

Now, maybe I have gotten a bit too serious on this – and other threads; but I think we men do have opinions on politics, and health care, and jeez, even wood projects, and the Coffee Lounge is a great place to talk about them…at least I think so. But I haven’t been assailing anyone, I haven’t been vulgar, nor snide. I’ve tried to argue my points clearly and without anger. If you can’t argue against me, then I guess you’re on my side :)

-- http://newmissionworkshop.com

Thanks mrtrim,

That other thread has turned into the pashly preach show with the usual suspects chiming in.

Now lets get on with the fun.

-- Scott - Chico California http://chicowoodnut.home.comcast.net

Fair and balanced, Chico. Odie, thats great too. Lately even the local coyotes are getting bolder in looking for a handout.

-- If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free! PJ O'Rourke

It’s funny, TomK, I bet those guys would be the first to jump on the “diversity” bandwagon. I’m sure they don’t mind extending that sentiment to a bulletin board. I have no bad blood towards those guys; hey, they are woodworkers, how bad can they be! LOL

-- http://newmissionworkshop.com

GENTLEMEN PLEASE This forum topic was started to laugh at politicians …. ALL of them! It’s easy to make fun of all of them.

pashley, you’ve been asked to tone it down (by me) a little and lighten up. Please, I’m asking again, please tone it down a bit. We don’t come here to be preached at.

Ah Mrtrim, I love your humor, but you do push the envelope on occasion.

OK, Now back to it ….. I’ve been saving this one.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Sorry Odie, I guess I get carried away a bit. I actually thought the pic above with the big-chested blonde sitting on the old man’s lap (referring to McCain / Palin) was a hoot!

Maybe I should just start a conservative blog, or something! I’m the outspoken type, and need to vent once in a while.

-- http://newmissionworkshop.com

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

You gotta love America! Where else can you heap insult upon injury and serve it up with a steaming cup of libel and not be in fear of death? Only in a truly free land. Gaia bless America!

always,
J.C.

-- "Imagination is more important than knowledge" -- Albert Einstein

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

We collect large 1960’s ceramic toads and display them on our front porch. .... thought this one was especially clever.

another fun one

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Dan, i like those last few pics; especially the one with Al Gore as the Wicked Witch.

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Al Gore creating a new energy source.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Rudy Rudy Rudy …. where is he now ?

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

EAT THIS AL GORE

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

and let the FUN begin !!!

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- http://newmissionworkshop.com

CARL, that is perfect … you get it!

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

It’s great to see you guys are still enjoying yourselves. Where do you guys get all of those photos?

-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ???

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Hello All

got this email from a good friend from Manchester, Tennessee.

Subject: Fw: Whether you are a Democrat or a Republican…..

Subject: WALKING EAGLE

Whether you are a Democrat or a Republican, you might enjoy reading this…

Senator BARACK OBAMA was invited to address a major gathering of the American Indian Nation two weeks ago in upstate New York.

HE spoke for almost an hour on HIS future plans for increasing every Native American’s present standard of living, should HE one day become the President. HE referred to his career as a Senator, how he had signed ‘YES’ for every Indian issue that came to his desk for approval. Although the Senator was vague on the details of his plan, he seemed most enthusiastic about his future ideas for helping his ‘red sisters and brothers’.

At the conclusion of his speech, the Tribes presented the Senator with a plaque inscribed with his new Indian name – Walking Eagle. The proud Senator then departed in his motorcade, waving to the crowds.

A news reporter later inquired to the group of chiefs of how they came to select the new name given to the Senator. They explained that Walking Eagle is the name given to a bird so full of poop it can no longer fly …. also said that McCain was given a similar name when he visited the previous week. .... Grey Walking Eagle

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Pashley said we did all this with a loss of life of less than 5,000 in 5 years. An incredible feat, accomplished by our incredible military. pashley the whole world apart from you knows that there have been hundreds of thousands dead not five god considers all of the lives lost to be wrong

-- excuse my typing as I have a form of parkinsons disease

...and millions of dead under Saddam Husein.

Humor is what humor does. A lumberjock is what a lumberjock does. Keep it light, keep it simple and keep on smiling. This is a humorus blog.

I’m not a politcal activist. I’m a lumberjock.

There are far too many serious topics in this world … I vote for fun.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

LOL Dan,

What’s he looking at?

-- Scott - Chico California http://chicowoodnut.home.comcast.net

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

THANK YOU DAN ! Let’s keep it light guys ….......

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

I think that whomever you are voting for (or not even voting at all), you have to acknowledge that this race is the most interesting race of all time.

Not to mention the most historic – either the first black president (one could argue multi-racial), or the first female V.P. will be elected.

I think I can speak for just about everyone, when I say I hope this race is not too close, where we have a lingering ambiguity on over who actually won the race, fostering distrust and animosity. We’ve seen that in the last two elections. Whomever wins, I hope it’s by a clear margin, say 5% or more!

Lastly, let’s hope that the next president elected will make, as a top priority, that every American has a workshop in his or her home! Only then will we see prosperity, peace and harmony in America. Can I get an “Amen”?!

-- http://newmissionworkshop.com

Amen!

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

way to go—Just Vote—no mater who wins , someone will loose lets hope its not us

-- Larry, Upstate New York

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

John Galt

-- Growing older but not up!

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

It’s illogical

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

I couldn’t help myself … I just found this.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Cruise ship “Hope” has run aground! Ran into the infamous Sarah Palin reef!

-- http://newmissionworkshop.com

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

SQUARE OFF

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

The only choice for change is the choice for smaller government and there is only one party that will deliver smaller government. The Libertarian Party.

-- www.jonboon.info - more crap coming soon!

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Your choices – for 2008

LAWYERS …....

NOT LAWYERS …......

NOW WASN’T THAT EASY ?

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

I’m being told to tone it down …. guess I change sides again

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

think about it

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

LET’S LOOK BACK … SHALL WE …

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

This is something that my brother-in-law sent me. It belongs here!

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic
hunters/gatherers.
They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the
coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were:

1. The invention of beer, and
2. The invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the
beer, and the beer to the man.

These facts formed the foundation of modern civilization and together were
the
catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of
agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet,
so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be
invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were
formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at night while

they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the
Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off
the
conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ’s and doing the sewing,
fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal
movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became
known
as girlie-men.

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the
invention of group therapy and group hugs, the evolution of the Hollywood
actor, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide all the
meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years, Conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most
powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by
the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white
wine
or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well
done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare. Another
interesting evolutionary side note: most of liberal women have higher
testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury
attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are
liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t
fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for
their women.
Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks,
construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate
executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works
productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who
want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and
decide
what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more
enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in
Europe when conservatives were coming to America .
They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of
trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today’s lesson in world history…....

It should be noted that a liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily
respond to the above before forwarding it.

A conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth
of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true
believers, and to more liberals…just to yank their
chain.

Have a great day!

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Whoa Odie, You have outdone yourself AGAIN. I love this thread but I will not add a thing to it except Hi everybody!!! I always seem to get in a lot of hot water when I talk politics!
PEACE!!!

-- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic!

-- http://newmissionworkshop.com

Allison, we’re not talking politics … we’re making fun of them

WHAT A DOLL

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- http://newmissionworkshop.com

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

I like the Pied Piper one. LOL

-- http://newmissionworkshop.com

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Now that’s funny….

-- Carl Rast, Pelion, SC

Very entertaining Odie.
Whoever you Americans pick, don’t pick a Fencepost Turtle

When you see a turtle balanced on top of a fencepost:
you know he didn’t get up there by himself;
you can see he definitely doesn’t belong up there;
he doesn’t know what to do while he is up there;
AND
He doesn’t know how to get down.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

And let’s have a big helping

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

DAN, you never disappoint.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

FOUND … A pig with lipstick

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Ready to Lead?

I Don’t Think So

-- Scott - Chico California http://chicowoodnut.home.comcast.net

Hey ChicoWoodnut, I thought this race was McCain and Obama! But if it was Palin and Obama…which one would you want to look at for the next 4 years? LOL!

-- http://newmissionworkshop.com

Obama ready to lead … I don’t think so.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

LOL! Love that one, Odie.

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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

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-- Scott - Chico California http://chicowoodnut.home.comcast.net

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Nothing to do with me Dan

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

I wonder what kind of gas is in that truck ? Methane or just hot air ?

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

That’s a pump truck. It pumps water out of utility manholes or sewage out of septic tanks. Ah, what a life.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

You got it Odie.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Grumpy,

I worked for the telephone company in the Lake Tahoe Basin. The powers to be did not want the water from our manholes pumped onto the street where it would then run into the lake. It was just ground water that seeped into our duct structure. So we hire these guys in the pump trucks to pump the holes and go dump it outside of the lake basin.

Also, there was a septic pump outfit that pumped my system before I hooked up to sewer. They used the same damn trucks.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

ODIE,
I FOUND THOSE MISSING DENTURES, STEVE HAD THEM

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Grumpy, Steve had the teeth, but she had the cookies.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Who ever made this one has real talent !

this one is just sick humor …

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

LOOK OUT, HISTORY MIGHT BE REPEATING ITSELF.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

History is repeating itself.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

Y’all ain’t right! :oD

-- "The only thing that counts is faith, expressing itself in love." --Galatians 5:6

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever