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Topic tags/keywords: humor dogs Now why the hell would someone use that title for a topic? Have you looked at the postings on this site lately? Half of the postings are by dogs. These are very intelligent animals. With a brain about one tenth as powerful as ours and no opposing thumbs, they are still able to turn out some really great projects. And not only great projects, but they’re giving some great advice too. Hell, that means they type also. You do know where this is going don’t you? Are some of you so butt ugly you can’t show your face? Don’t you think you have worn the dog thing out though. I counted the dogs on this site. There are exactly 85 of you dogs out there. Sorry Raymond made 86 a couple of days ago. Then two more came along making it 88. If I were to pick a dog for me it would be this one below :
Don’t get me wrong, if that’s what floats your boat go for it. There’s just too many Joneses keeping up with the Joneses though. Now some of you get it and chose other animals to portray you at this site. There are gerbils, squirrels, fish, rats, elephants, parrots, and about five cats. But, I feel that most of these are just a poor substitute for that great animal the dog. Now if you’re going to use a cat, how about one like the one below. Now is that butt ugly or what ?
To slightly change the subject, some of you show a real imagination. One of you lazyfiremaninTN has clamps on his head and NuWaveDave has his head way up “it”. Olaf Gradin and ScottyB are just too dapper for words. Now, wooder likes to show his prowess with the ladies (you lucky “dog”). And of course we have to vote Termite the “sexiest” LumberJock alive. And we can’t forget the ladies. You guys must admit the LumberJock “ettes” as a group are the best looking of any hobby or vocation. One was a wooden mermaid and did so well at this site, and like Pinoccio, got turned into a real girl (and pretty too). Girls … here’s looking at you.
And you … YES YOU … hiding behind those LumberJock emblems, shame on you. Show yourselves, it will free your minds. We promise not to laugh out loud at you, well not too much anyway. But, please don’t use a dogs face, that’s been taken. And who is the bravest one at this site? Me of course, have you looked at my picture? Oh, if any of you take any of this seriously, then stay behind those dog faces. P.S. This was supposed to be posted for April Fools Day, but I’m in So. Cal. checking out Allison’s favorite wood store. I will be traveling home on the 1st. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Still trying to cause problems Odie. You don’t seem to learn do you. But great post. -- Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com † |
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The cat on the tummy. Did your wife take that photo? -- Ron in Osseo, Minnesota |
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Yes my wife took that !!! -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Pretty funny photos. -- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step. |
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Odie, You put a lot of effort into this one didn’t you? You made my day. I strongly suspect that you got your April fools post in early because you know it probably won’t be the last. We have some real creative folks on board. Keep ‘em coming. -- With God's help all things are possible- even woodworking. Woodworking is not just a hobby, it is an (expletive deleted) expensive hobby. |
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Hi Odie Great Forum!! Your dog picture gets my vote. Thank you for posting. God Bless -- Mc Bridge Cabinets, Iowa |
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Odie. But you did miss Dan in statement of ones with imagination. No one know what his picture is going to be next. -- Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com † |
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I am amazed at their ability to type, have spouses (based on their convos) and have jobs in the real world… -- Matt, Napa, CA...sanity...has arrived...JUNE-JULY-AUGUST... |
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as for being butt ugly I gotta admit—-that is not my picture…I got some young hot couple from Napa Valley to pose for my LJ photo…trust me…it was a good decision… -- Matt, Napa, CA...sanity...has arrived...JUNE-JULY-AUGUST... |
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Great pre-April Fools Day post Odie! Is that your wife reflected in the mirrored shades? In any case, love the photos. Never stop laughing! That’s what my grandfather always said, and he just passed, at 107! -- If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free! PJ O'Rourke |
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Again, Odie… I love you, man. -- Check out my new website! http://www.blakeweberwoodworking.com |
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You guys have to check out the jocks … check Dan and Peggy they get it. And I love you too Blake …. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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we have fun together… dualing laptops and all -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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Thanks Odie! -- Peggy |
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Well, Well, Well my friend would you like a drink of And you know what I always say, -- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic! |
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WOW Allison WOW can you believe it … I can’t think of anything to say. Do we share brother in laws ? Mine sent me those penquins too. So this is why you kept asking me when I was posting. I’m so proud of my buddy. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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haha nice chuckle -- "Functional WoodArt" by Debbie, Canada (http://www.execulink.com/~yohan) |
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This is a strange thread. Entertaining, but strange. |
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You never know what you’ll find here on LumberJocks. No doubt, this is a strange thread. However, I’m glad I’m not the only one who has noticed the preponderance of puppy pictures. -- When you give someone a chance it may well be their last. |
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giggle, giggle. good one, Odie. Allison, you don’t look old enough to be an old hippy. -- Thos. Angle |
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It’s a dog’s life being a LJ Lee -- No piece is cut too short. It was meant for a smaller project. |
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JimB that was great !!!! Everyone …. click on the address above … I dare you not to laugh. And check out woodpick ,he just got here and gets it. You both are great … thank you. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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hmmmm…....... mine makes me look distinguished! :-]> -- hey honey! watch this! |
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Odie, |
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OK, Odie… Here’s the big reveal… well, almost. Yes, that is a picture of me hiding behind a picture of… well… me. JUST FOR YOU…
If, however, you were looking for a more civil picture, you could go here. Thanks for the entertaining post… -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Thank you all … keep those cards and letters coming. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Got to say this has been a very amuzing and entertaining thread – Great Fun Topic. One point have you noticed how many people look like that little lumber jock guy ! PS: Actually my dog is the Lumber Jock I just do the typing, you see he does not have those opposing thumbs and hates getting his nails trimmed! -- Bill - - Ad-Marketing Guy, Ramsey NJ |
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Hey Odie, I got to thinking, you have the same name as the dog character in the Garfield cartoon… ... cooincidence? -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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You guys crack me up. My dog is too dumb to even do anything that looks stupid. (unlike her owner) -- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood" |
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have you looked at my picture…? a picture of my dog would be a improvement!!!! -- tn hillbilly |
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It’s not a coincidence that I share Garfield’s friends name. He was named after me. Oh, I just got home from L.A. ... Thank God … -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Dan, stop hitting me. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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we have way too much fun .. -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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Dan, I can’t keep track of you. You keep changing. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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You people crack me up. OK because of you I’m posting my picture … Thats Dude -- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
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I needed a break from my head, and now I need a break from your heads. Where do you come up with stuff like this? My psychiatrist just decided to take me off meds!!!! LOL The cat tat is pretty wild though. -- --Chuck |
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eeeeeeeehhhh HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW ! we cookin’ with gas now ! love that unknown woodworker’s avatar …. we rockin now -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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Even better, I make projects with this silly finger my owner stuck on my head! <woof> -- Tim D. - Woodstock, GA |
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I have something sad to report … There are 7 new dogs at lumberJocks since this was posted. I will not give up. Dan, you’re right… we rockin now. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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![]() Another DOG photo …. -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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What’s going on? Your animation is not working on your profile photos .. Peggy,Dan, and Brad_Nailer. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Hey Steve …. One less dog … WOW ! -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Dogs Rule !!!! -- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
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My little buddy sirs on a stool and watches me work, her hearing protection works well ,but her eye protection keeps slipping down on her nose. she gives excellent advise and is very comforting when I finally sit down and ponder all the mistakes i made while we were in the shop. -- Brad,--"The way to eat an eliphant is one bite at a time" |
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The reason I use a pic of my dog (China) is that I haven’t been able to teach her how to work the camera and take one of me. We’re working on it though. -- Use the fence Luke |
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Brad & Doug you both have very good excuses, but they just won’t cut it here. I am glad you two see the humor in it all though. Almost one thousand of you have laughed at this topic …. just three thousand more to go. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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I have to tell a story …. One of you (nameless) wants meet me at the Sacramento Woodworking Show this weekend. I will need to look for a guy that looks just like the LumberJocks logo. Gee, I hope he remembers what I look like. LOL, LOL, LOL -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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the animations have dis-appeared. Sent an email to Martin and he said a software update causes the .gif animations to be frozen in the avatars. -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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![]() -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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Thanks for info friend … These computer geeks can’t leave anything alone….. ref: Murphy’s Law of Computing. http://lumberjocks.com/topics/3014 -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Hey Odie, This thread has been pretty entertaining… -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Steve … is that where my teeth went ? -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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I couldn’t help but notice that D'NL has GONE TO THE DOGS! I think you’ve run them all off from here to there… lol. -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Steve…I checked out Sue’s Hanging Animal Quilts and didn’t see one hanging animal. What’s the deal? |
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STEVE .... BAD BOY you linked to my site. Knottyguy … What? Dan you never fail to make me laugh …. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Sorry Odie, I accidently deleted my pic above Dan’s…
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Dan, this one is for you…
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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I haven’t been looking …. I see I’m going to have to find some pictures to put here. You two are WAAAAAY ahead of me. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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DANG!!... I GOTTA WATER THE DOGS AGAIN!!...
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Sorry Dan, Steve is way ahead of you with this one. I think only we three are looking at this …. WHO CARES …. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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For now this what I had … Happy Mothers’ Day you mothers ….........
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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<laugh> how did I miss this thread? Great :) -- "so much to learn and so little time".. |
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mrtrim You’ve out done yourself this time. I had one very close to that, but was afraid to post it. snowdog … where have you been. Dan, I’m “dizzy” ... help. mrtrim, I guess there are worst things than getting kicked out of the NFL. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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I made a mistake and assumed that folks would be talking about their dogs’ pictures so I have checked this thread much. That might have been wise because I think I hurt myself laughing at what’s been going on here. I guess I’ll have to keep up. Sorry, no pictures. -- When you give someone a chance it may well be their last. |
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It ain’t the size of the dog in the fight… it’s the size of the fight in the dog…..
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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IT’S THE FORUM POST THAT JUST KEEPS GIVING -- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
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YES AND LETS NOT FORGET TO LEAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR UNCLE ODI !! |
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Yes it just keeps giving … and so MrTrim’s dogs … my stomach hurts from laughing. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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HEY!!... I THINK I FOUND SOMETHING!
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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its called french pickin ! lol my ex used to do it sometimes when…... hey wait a minute whered you get that picture ? lol |
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i hope that |
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LOL
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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MrTrim, if this joint is where you married her, then I can see what went wrong… (was it next door to a Buick dealership?)
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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lol Some of you are coming dangerously close to the line. I’d one-up you but I might get kicked off. But then again we could find out where the line is. You first! -- Wonderful new things are coming! - God |
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-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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This is hurting I have to stop. I’m laughin to long and hard. -- Kip Northern Illinois ( If you don't know where your goin any road will take you there) George Harrison |
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lol If this keeps going I’m going to have to bring out the big guns! -- Wonderful new things are coming! - God |
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Flickr uploader isn’t working, so this is the best I can do. Actually it looks like a couple of LumberJocks.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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”dirtclod I see nothing wrong with that … it’s just a boy and his dog”, he says as he’s crying. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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I saw that llast boy and dog on America’s Funniest Videos. And yes he did! -- Wonderful new things are coming! - God |
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Looks like that chihuaua lost half his body weight. And now i know who Dan Looks like…Tank Abbot. Don’t mess wid Dan. -- miles125, Alabama.."Architecture is frozen music"" |
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You guys have busy while I’ve been gone
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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This cat graduated from dirtclod’s “Ninja warrior cats” school Apparently though, Odie’s cat above must not have graduated… he’ll have to retake the class on “stealthy escape 101.”
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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This one graduated, he’s tough as nails!!
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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I guess I haven’t had enough coffee this morning. This is all I could do in a pinch. -- Wonderful new things are coming! - God |
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dirtclod- LOL!!! Y’know.. there’s nothing like having lunch on the back porch… I guess curiosity really does kill the cat… I ‘spose that if the eagle needed something to drink during his meal on the porch, he could have one of these, shaken- not stirred: -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Yeah, there’s nothing like a bite to eat. -- Wonderful new things are coming! - God |
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oh you guys are funny thanks for the laughs -- Harold Seward 707-331-0234 |
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Wheeeeeeee…. -- Wonderful new things are coming! - God |
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-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God |
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in case your wondering it didnt go well for him ! so i tried it , didnt go well for me either . ill never listen to him again , he dont know squat about pickin up chicks ! |
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I think there is something wrong with your method Trim, can’t put my finger on it but will let you know when I come up with something. -- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python |
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MrTrim-LOL… Did you get your techniques from this guy? That might be the start of the problem…
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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You guys have been busy shopping for photos at the same place as me. How are we doing Grumpy? I had this first one to post for MrTrim, but Flickr wasn’t working yesterday. So here it is a little late. It ties in nicely with your Xwife stories. Allison, where have you been?
GRUMPY have a nice smile. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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HI IT”S ME AGAIN
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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I’m glad we got off them cats. This, BTW, was supposed to be about dogs. I think I’ll get rid of mine. Any takers? -- Wonderful new things are coming! - God |
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-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Now we are running into each other here. MY STOMACH HURTS. DIRTCLOG … good one … THEN I post to dirtclog and Steve has left a “PILE” -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Y’all said you had HOW MUCH to drink??? Step out of the car, please. ... lol…
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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THAT FEELS SO GOOD …
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Odie, were you airing out your dirty laundry on that last pic?
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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LOL! -- Wonderful new things are coming! - God |
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I think my dog’s joined again, she tried to tell me this is the way all the cool pups are dressing these days… however I did catch her trying to intimidate that hedgehog.
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RUN RUN RUN!! EVERYBODY OUT!!!! THERE IS AN ODIE IN THE WATER!!!!
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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There he is in the water!!!
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Something seems odd this morning. What Happened last night? -- Wonderful new things are coming! - God |
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I’m an ARTIST!!
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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I see. -- Wonderful new things are coming! - God |
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GOOD MORNING DAN AND EVERYONE .... IT’S TIME FOR A McODIE You guys in the east got an early start.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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“Lumberjocks is going to the dogs” Huh! -- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic! |
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-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God |
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I got here way too late, but no way could I have kept up with this madness. Great humor guys. Wow, funny. You guys and gals are too much. mike -- Mike. mwurm13@yahoo.com |
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FUTURE LUMBERJOCKS
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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In case some you aren’t following the “what are you having for breakfast where you are crowd”, MrTrim strikes there too. You need to go on the road and get paid for what you say Mr Trim. YOU ARE GREAT ! This is what I’m talking about. ... the perfect breakfast You’re sitting at the breakfast table and your son is on the cover of the box of Wheaties, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of the milk carton. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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MrTrim, Is Odie being too hard on you? Maybe you need to use this?
Just edit out my handle and place in your own.! LOL -- Wonderful new things are coming! - God |
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Well Dan it’s like this … TOO MANY BANANAS FOR BREAKFAST!
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Not dog related… but I had to post it… lol
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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NEVER GIVE UP! -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Have you ever had a really bad day? (not Odie, he’s in the only one car driving away from it… lol)
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Great post Odie. I really do need to stop by more often. -- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov |
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414 days ago |
Oh we left the dogs a while back. Now we’re on a new trail.
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Dirtclog, someone needs to hold you down after the road paint. Steve and rest of you aren’t far behind (as Odie wipes more tears from his eyes from laughing … thank you all).
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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WHOA!!! LOOK AT THOSE DOVETAILS!!! YO QUIERO BUBINGA….. -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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I came across this on patrol one night… it’s a little hatchback car with a piece of plywood over the back windshield and a very large John Deer lawn tractor on the top. This huge lawn tractor was loosely held on by this little bitty strap on the front. (Sheesh!) It’s kind of a bad pic, I took it with my cell phone. -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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This is what Odie does for a hobby… -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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-- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic! |
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414 days ago |
”Wow, nothing feels better in the morning … I needed that. Now it’s time to wonder over to Dan’s topic and see what’s for breakfast.”
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God |
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413 days ago |
This is a great post. Made me decide to change my pic from ugly dog to ugly mug. This post is hilarious. -- Kirk H. -- http://www.kjwoodworking.com |
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Welcome to the living Kirk .... dirtclog, you did it again !!! -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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I find this a bit cutesy for my taste but it’s curious. Puppy loves chicks video: http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=7847053 I couldn’t get it to post but watch the “Jerry the dog” video. You’ll hopefully see it on the same page. -- Wonderful new things are coming! - God |
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”Earthling, you look like a tasty morsel. After I finish with you, I’ll check Dan out.”
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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413 days ago |
Not sure about the size of the fight in the dog theory! But then again my moneys on the little one.
-- Kirk H. -- http://www.kjwoodworking.com |
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413 days ago |
The one on the right looks like he just cut the cheese!!!
-- Kirk H. -- http://www.kjwoodworking.com |
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412 days ago |
Sir Lobsteeer, I ave you noaw!!... Zee days of you pilaging zee undervorld are over!! -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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412 days ago |
This dude has some serious LumberJock potential!! Someone needs to invite him to the site! Notice the very small black sliver of cop car hood at the bottom of the pic… this guy must’ve got pulled over. I’m sure the only reason the officer pulled him over is the busted rear drivers side tail light (probably from backing into the corner of the wood barn at the sawmill). lol…. I ‘spose his woodoworking project is going to have to wait! -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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This is the best thread I’ve ever seen anywhere, and I’m a dog. |
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I’m glad you’re enjoying this and find it Charmin. I was worried someone would complain that it chapped their rear.
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I feel a nap coming on Welcome all you new to the show … even you “dogs”. DAN, way to go. Are those some of your new breakfast treats? No more biscuits and McOdies for you … huh.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Dirtclod- speaking of a chapped rear….
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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412 days ago |
Hooooooowwwwwddddyyyyyyyyyyy!
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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412 days ago |
Remember woodworking safety week…..
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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BUT…This is my picture! -- Bob Vila would be so proud of you! |
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412 days ago |
so steve , were you able to get your pompe injection or were they closed for the remodel ? (sign in right lower corner ) . and what would that be exactly ? personally ive avoided anything with the word injection linked to it regardless of what gets injected or where ! lol |
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The Pompe Injection does seem incredibly suspicious, doesn’t it?... lol… Maybe that’s what you have to take in order to get brave enough to stand on that death trap of scaffolding… lol… -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Maybe they should’ve used this type of safer system to do work up high. I mean, heck… forklifts are safe, right? And two have got to be better than one… lol
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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MrTrim…that’s hilarious…!...
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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412 days ago |
This isn’t a safety issue is it? (notice the rocket that the plane launched by the traffic controller’s right arm… DOH!)
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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LOL!!... Don’t worry, this little kid will take care of things if they get out of hand…
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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412 days ago |
First I’m going to have peanut butter for breakfast …
Then it’s on to work. OK Steve you hold it still now … then when you nod your head, I’ll hit it.
We missed you Mr Trim … welcome back. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Mr Trim, those two guys (5 photos before) are the result of very unsafe sex. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Another future LumberJock ….
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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That car with the lumber in it was a good one Steve. You think he got his training from these guys?
Oh, I could of told you that you wasn’t going to fit before you tried to jump in!
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Present day LumberJock …. Mr. Trim, is that you?
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Don’t we all wish that we had one of these….
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Instead of you all doing this -- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic! |
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Allison- LOL This is what you get when you smell some bad shoes…
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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411 days ago |
wow you guys are going crazy here! lol! i love watching this whole thing go along, its so funny! |
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OK Odie…. I’ll hold on, and if you think you’re getting too heavy, then just let me know and I’ll cut you loose…
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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I just washed my hair and can’t do a THING with it…..
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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THIS IS YOUR DOG…..
THIS IS YOUR DOG ON DRUGS…..
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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410 days ago |
PEEP show … huh
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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410 days ago |
Everyone needs to gobble up a little Volkswagon bling when they can….
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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410 days ago |
Babe-a-licuos hat … huh guys?
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Guys this is a riot. This just keeps getting better. I have always said I firmly believe in the imagination and ingenuity of fellow LJs. i see nothing here to detract from that. Thanks all for the chuckles. Some of these arrree- inventive shall we say. :) Thanks for the hacking too. I appreciate that. :) -- With God's help all things are possible- even woodworking. Woodworking is not just a hobby, it is an (expletive deleted) expensive hobby. |
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When Good Dogs start to go bad.
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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I don’t know how she can make her car payment AND her dog food bill payment…. lol…
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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This dude HAS GOT to be a LumberJock!!!!!! If he’s not, someone needs to invite him….
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Steve, -- Wonderful new things are coming! - God |
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Great bikes dirtclog …. just shows you, you can use Baltic Birch for “anything”. I’ve had a rough few days …. Time to relax and watch the game.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Odie, -- Wonderful new things are coming! - God |
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Oh my gosh, Allison… I was laughing so hard at that “Say no to Crack” pic…. thought I was going to shed some tears. I’m hanging that one up at work… I was rolling on the floor… -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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This interpreter needs to take better ENGRISH classes…
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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This cow must be a world traveler…
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Sometimes life is pretty unfair….
Other times, it’s just downright ugly…
WOW, is it ever ugly…
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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409 days ago |
Hot Dog anyone:
Maybe take a little nap:
-- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step. |
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I’m with you Gary, a nap sounds in order…
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Hey, whatever works. (Git-R-Done!)
.....AND… What is that he’s hauling, you ask?
Oh Yeah… Git-R-Done!...
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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love that bus. wish I had thought of that ! -- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever |
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This thread is spinning wildly out of control… -- David, South Windsor, CT "I love the smell of sawdust in the morning" |
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-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Allison, GOOD ONE (or many). All of you have been so busy. I timed it … it took a minute and a half to down load this topic this morning. Steve, you were just here. I have to get busy and put something here. Is this what you were talking about before Steve?
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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409 days ago |
Gotta love that duct tape. We old snowmobilers used to call it “high speed tape”.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Odie, I think we’re all laughing at this thread because we’ve all found something, somewhere in here that we’ve done… (or encountered… somehow… by somebody… at least somewhat)... lol -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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so what are you saying steve , are you doing a little cow licking when no ones around ?? lol |
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I sure do eat other animals. But I guess it’s just a matter of personal taste, since I prefer hot chicks to dogs. lol
-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God |
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Here’s a tip for all the speeders… when this happens, DON’T tell the Trooper that you were driving the speed limit…
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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408 days ago |
From the “You can’t teach ol dogs new tricks Dept” I just received this by e-mail and thought it might give a chuckle: One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store. On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn. This time my curiosity got the best of me, & I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator. ‘Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your Front lawn?’ “Yes,’ she said. ‘They’re retired prostitutes – they’re having a yard sale.’ -- Growing older but not up! |
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AH, new computer to log onto LumberJocks with.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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408 days ago |
So all you lumberJocks that are my brother “DOGS”
HAVE A GOODNIGHT !
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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OOPS … !@#^%&# &^% ... Had a wee bit of a problem, We did. Oh and we were celebrating “SAFETY DAY” and all. Does anyone want a good deal on truck? At least I didn’t have to carry the wood too far.
This is what it really looks like when “city folk” come to Truckee to cut firewood. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Holy Cow Odie!!... That’s hilarious…!!... LOL… still laughing… !!!...
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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What picture you didn’t post, however, was this dude’s buddy that he brought along to help cut the tree down. This guy came prepared with an airbag, just in case the tree fell on him. He’s a whole lot more smarter-er than the dude with the truck… lol
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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mrtrim, Kin’s Revenge:
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oh yes bambi does blackrock ! |
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OH my stomach hurts. Mr Trim, Dirtclog, Steve, and Allison, you are all making my eyes water from laughter. By the way, this guy drove our woodcutter to the insurance company.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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odi i think he was trying to get his moneys worth ! |
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I’ve been looking for that. Mr. Trim, have you been between my pillows? OOPS sorry you hunks. -- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
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Hey Unknownwoodworker, I found your pets…..
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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I saved them from this dude, who was trying to run them over on his bike… It’s a good thing those little ‘fellas were quick.
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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You guys make me smile. I wonder how long before we hear from old bag head again.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Backup is en route….
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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This one drives some people crazy… see how long it takes you to find the human head in these coffee beans (and yes, there is one in it!)...
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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bottom left of center 45 sec. whats the prize ? |
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CONGRATULATIONS, MRTRIM, YOU’VE WON AN ALL EXPENSE PAID LUXURY CRUISE WITH:
(HEY, YOU ASKED…LOL) -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Well, he looks like a MAD plant eater, anyway… lol -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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wow steve she got every thing a man could want ….. |
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One of these days, Sam, we’re gonna bust out of this joint…
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Dan- YIKES!!... I think I’d be running the other direction from that thing…
and, hey, You’re icon is pretty cool… it’s always an adventure to see what or who you’re going to be every day… -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Wow!!!!!!! What can I say so many things could be done in the time you all have put in to this Dog thing… I dont know like woodworking maybe. Who really thinks this is funny????? I really think this blog is for the dogs. I think they all win give them all a bone. Now lets not forget the cats lets give them to the dogs…..... Now thats funny sh-t I dont care who you are thats funny…......LOL -- Davesfunwoodworking |
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Allison- LOL… that doorbell…. lol… that’s some serious Redneckerous Redneckitude… Speaking of that… :
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I’m glad this sign is posted… I always bring my pet cow to town…
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Now it’s time to go back to the wettest arts and crafts show I’ve ever done. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Well Steve, Do they have a guest house like this? -- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic! |
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ALLISON …. You da man, You da man …. I bow to your superior humor … excuse me while I ring the door bell while wiping the tears from my eyes -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Odie, What have you started here. This thing has taken on a life of its own. My download took nearly two minutes today!!!! Wow. -- With God's help all things are possible- even woodworking. Woodworking is not just a hobby, it is an (expletive deleted) expensive hobby. |
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Dan- LOL.. the dentist cracks me up…
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Now where did I put that !@#$% Door Bell?
Yup … two minutes. Steve, did you say dial up? that must take half an hour. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Once upon a time, there was a man named Odie. Odie loved to fish, but Odie found that it wasn’t as fulfilling as he had hoped.
Odie needed more, so he got a dog.
Odie had a lot of fun with his dog.
A sad time came one day when Odie’s dog got run over by a car
Odie was very depressed from the loss of his friend, so he enrolled in a fishing tournament to cheer him up.
Well, thanks to Odie’s superior talent, he won… and Odie took home a LOT of money. He was very surprised and humbled
Odie began to try and fill the gap of his missing companion, and he began to buy all of life’s luxuries… Including a mower….
...a car…
... and even a mansion!!
(and yes, another DOG…)
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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402 days ago |
Well Steve, thanks to my new redneck jacks, I got to work on the pick-up
Then with my redneck scaffolding I started to paint the mansion
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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402 days ago |
Steve, I brought you a drink. It’s in the truck. I brought one for you too Allison. Excuse me while I ring my favorite door bell.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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401 days ago |
You guys are driving me crazy,
Soooo I thought I better get some therapy.
After therapy my psychiatrist said something that brought tears to my eyes.
He said,
‘No hablo ingles.’ Sooo does that drink contain R.C.? I am parched!!! -- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic! |
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401 days ago |
Oh Odie, -- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic! |
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401 days ago |
Did I ever tell you ‘bout ma teelephun trook?
Did you guys (Steve, Dan, and Mr. Trim) give Allison too many “R.C.’s”? She forgot she posted the “door bell” I keep ringing. Also, the drink isn’t RC …. it’s DAWG saliva …. silly girl. Remember, this is about dogs … well it used to be….............................. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Thought for the day: Handle every stressful situation like a dog; If you can’t chew it, eat it or hump it, pee on it and walk away. -- Berta in NC |
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401 days ago |
Hey trifern, the new members have new jacks they’re showing off too. Before that picture was taken, there was a fight over who got to take it. The wives really went at it.
The Loser
And the winner who took the picture
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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401 days ago |
Allison, I forgot to congratulate you on your new job. Way to go girl!
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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401 days ago |
It is you my friend who had to much to drink ! Don’t you remember YOUR pic asking where did I put that@$^&*%$ doorbell? -- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic! |
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Allison says, “put me down, so what if I put the bucket at the wrong end this time.”
True story …. Many years ago, before Allison had ever seen an elephant and with a few “R.C.s” under her belt, she looked out her window. She could see a strange animal in her melon patch. With seeing that she got on the tele-o-phone to Sheriff Steve. “Sheriff Steve, Sheriff Steve, There’s an animal in my melon patch with two tails. You should see were it’s putting those melons with one of those tails.” -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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400 days ago |
Steve, remember my mansion?
I found the perfect lawnmower.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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399 days ago |
thats no lawn mower , dont you know a redneck brothel when you see one ? lol you watch in a few minutes the brown one on top is gonna get down and climb in my buick and leave !! lol |
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399 days ago |
LOL… man-o-man, if I’d won that fishing tournament, I could have a lawnmower like that… lucky dog. Check out this fisherman….
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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399 days ago |
I think we all know that sometimes Common Sense AIN’T so Common!...
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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Dan was minding his own business, trolling for cat fish …..
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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398 days ago |
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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398 days ago |
Odie, I liked your mower so much that I went out and bought one… same manufacturer, different model…
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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398 days ago |
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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398 days ago |
OK, Dan, we’re going to take you for little ride, see.
And egg destroyer …........ you’re next. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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Now Dan, I thought you were going to be nice.
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog) |
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397 days ago |
Hey Steve!
Between the pets of the unknown woodworker, and now all those eggs, s’pose you got a little to much time on your hands? -- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic! |
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This is pure and simple Alcohol Abuse! Did this one catch a D.U.I.? -- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic! |
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Dan- LOL!!! the “dork” pic got me…
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) † |
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