LumberJocks is Going to the Dogs (4 minutes to load)

Still trying to cause problems Odie. You don’t seem to learn do you.

But great post.

-- Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

The cat on the tummy. Did your wife take that photo?

-- Ron in Osseo, Minnesota

Yes my wife took that !!!

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Pretty funny photos.

-- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step.

Odie,

You put a lot of effort into this one didn’t you?

You made my day. I strongly suspect that you got your April fools post in early because you know it probably won’t be the last. We have some real creative folks on board.

Keep ‘em coming.

-- With God's help all things are possible- even woodworking. Woodworking is not just a hobby, it is an (expletive deleted) expensive hobby.

Hi Odie

Great Forum!! Your dog picture gets my vote. Thank you for posting.

God Bless
tom

-- Mc Bridge Cabinets, Iowa

Odie. But you did miss Dan in statement of ones with imagination. No one know what his picture is going to be next.

-- Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com †

I am amazed at their ability to type, have spouses (based on their convos) and have jobs in the real world…

-- Matt, Napa, CA...sanity...has arrived...JUNE-JULY-AUGUST...

as for being butt ugly I gotta admit—-that is not my picture…I got some young hot couple from Napa Valley to pose for my LJ photo…trust me…it was a good decision…

-- Matt, Napa, CA...sanity...has arrived...JUNE-JULY-AUGUST...

Great pre-April Fools Day post Odie! Is that your wife reflected in the mirrored shades? In any case, love the photos. Never stop laughing! That’s what my grandfather always said, and he just passed, at 107!

-- If you think healthcare is expensive now, wait until it's free! PJ O'Rourke

Again, Odie… I love you, man.

-- Check out my new website! http://www.blakeweberwoodworking.com

You guys have to check out the jocks … check Dan and Peggy they get it.

And I love you too Blake ….

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

we have fun together… dualing laptops and all

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Thanks Odie!

-- Peggy

Well, Well, Well my friend would you like a drink of
to get that foot down your throat or perhaps a little of this would be in order. LOL!!!

But whatever the case may be, I love the humor! I think we all can use a good laugh once in awhile!!!
Sooo I am going to go jump in my car and take a little ride and smile, and think to myself “I can’t believe you did all that counting! nor can I believe you can count that high!!!!

Ya know what they always say?
It takes one to know one!
(and the mermaid comment didn’t hurt either)

And you know what I always say,

Allison

-- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic!

WOW Allison WOW can you believe it … I can’t think of anything to say. Do we share brother in laws ? Mine sent me those penquins too. So this is why you kept asking me when I was posting. I’m so proud of my buddy.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

haha nice chuckle
(for the life of me I can’t figure out why people think it’s funny to stare at a dog’s butt.. but to each their own) haha

-- "Functional WoodArt" by Debbie, Canada (http://www.execulink.com/~yohan)

This is a strange thread. Entertaining, but strange.

You never know what you’ll find here on LumberJocks. No doubt, this is a strange thread. However, I’m glad I’m not the only one who has noticed the preponderance of puppy pictures.

-- When you give someone a chance it may well be their last.

giggle, giggle. good one, Odie. Allison, you don’t look old enough to be an old hippy.

-- Thos. Angle

It’s a dog’s life being a LJ

Lee

-- No piece is cut too short. It was meant for a smaller project.

ROFLO

http://i231.photobucket.com/albums/ee139/btree50/dufus003.jpg

JimB that was great !!!!

Everyone …. click on the address above … I dare you not to laugh.

And check out woodpick ,he just got here and gets it. You both are great … thank you.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

hmmmm…....... mine makes me look distinguished! :-]>

-- hey honey! watch this!

Odie,
Sad thing is, thats my dog. He likes to chase his tail, I guess you could say the wrong way. He does this and actually sits on his head. Oh to be flexible again.

What are you talking about Odie, your using a dogs picture too….....OOPS….erase erase erase

-- David, South Windsor, CT "I love the smell of sawdust in the morning"

OK, Odie… Here’s the big reveal… well, almost.

Yes, that is a picture of me hiding behind a picture of… well… me. JUST FOR YOU…

If, however, you were looking for a more civil picture, you could go here.

Thanks for the entertaining post…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Thank you all … keep those cards and letters coming.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Got to say this has been a very amuzing and entertaining thread – Great Fun Topic.

One point have you noticed how many people look like that little lumber jock guy !

PS: Actually my dog is the Lumber Jock I just do the typing, you see he does not have those opposing thumbs and hates getting his nails trimmed!

-- Bill - - Ad-Marketing Guy, Ramsey NJ

Hey Odie, I got to thinking, you have the same name as the dog character in the Garfield cartoon…

... cooincidence?

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

You guys crack me up. My dog is too dumb to even do anything that looks stupid. (unlike her owner)

-- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood"

have you looked at my picture…? a picture of my dog would be a improvement!!!!

-- tn hillbilly

It’s not a coincidence that I share Garfield’s friends name. He was named after me. Oh, I just got home from L.A. ... Thank God …

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Dan, stop hitting me.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

we have way too much fun ..

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Dan, I can’t keep track of you. You keep changing.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

You people crack me up. OK because of you I’m posting my picture … Thats Dude

-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ???

I needed a break from my head, and now I need a break from your heads. Where do you come up with stuff like this? My psychiatrist just decided to take me off meds!!!! LOL

The cat tat is pretty wild though.

-- --Chuck

I once had a Dog named Odie, He was very intelligent and sophisticated,

Untill the weekend came!!! He never came home.

Must have been hanging around the Odie LJ gang!!!

-- MARK IN BOB, So. CAL

eeeeeeeehhhh HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW ! we cookin’ with gas now ! love that unknown woodworker’s avatar …. we rockin now

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Even better, I make projects with this silly finger my owner stuck on my head! <woof>

-- Tim D. - Woodstock, GA

I have something sad to report … There are 7 new dogs at lumberJocks since this was posted. I will not give up. Dan, you’re right… we rockin now.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Another DOG photo ….

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

What’s going on? Your animation is not working on your profile photos .. Peggy,Dan, and Brad_Nailer.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Hey Steve …. One less dog … WOW !

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Dogs Rule !!!!

-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ???

My little buddy sirs on a stool and watches me work, her hearing protection works well ,but her eye protection keeps slipping down on her nose. she gives excellent advise and is very comforting when I finally sit down and ponder all the mistakes i made while we were in the shop.
(we both get yelled at if we drag any sawdust upstairs)

-- Brad,--"The way to eat an eliphant is one bite at a time"

The reason I use a pic of my dog (China) is that I haven’t been able to teach her how to work the camera and take one of me. We’re working on it though.

-- Use the fence Luke

Brad & Doug you both have very good excuses, but they just won’t cut it here. I am glad you two see the humor in it all though. Almost one thousand of you have laughed at this topic …. just three thousand more to go.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

I have to tell a story …. One of you (nameless) wants meet me at the Sacramento Woodworking Show this weekend. I will need to look for a guy that looks just like the LumberJocks logo. Gee, I hope he remembers what I look like. LOL, LOL, LOL

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

the animations have dis-appeared. Sent an email to Martin and he said a software update causes the .gif animations to be frozen in the avatars.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Thanks for info friend … These computer geeks can’t leave anything alone….. ref: Murphy’s Law of Computing.

http://lumberjocks.com/topics/3014

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Hey Odie, This thread has been pretty entertaining…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Steve … is that where my teeth went ?

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

I couldn’t help but notice that D'NL has GONE TO THE DOGS!

I think you’ve run them all off from here to there… lol.

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Steve…I checked out Sue’s Hanging Animal Quilts and didn’t see one hanging animal. What’s the deal?

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

STEVE .... BAD BOY you linked to my site. Knottyguy … What? Dan you never fail to make me laugh ….

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Sorry Odie, I accidently deleted my pic above Dan’s…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Dan, this one is for you…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

too much fun here !

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

I haven’t been looking …. I see I’m going to have to find some pictures to put here. You two are WAAAAAY ahead of me.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

DANG!!... I GOTTA WATER THE DOGS AGAIN!!...

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Sorry Dan, Steve is way ahead of you with this one. I think only we three are looking at this …. WHO CARES ….

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

For now this what I had … Happy Mothers’ Day you mothers ….........

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

<laugh> how did I miss this thread? Great :)

-- "so much to learn and so little time"..

mrtrim You’ve out done yourself this time. I had one very close to that, but was afraid to post it. snowdog … where have you been. Dan, I’m “dizzy” ... help.

mrtrim, I guess there are worst things than getting kicked out of the NFL.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

good one steve ….. I SAID GOOD ONE !

I made a mistake and assumed that folks would be talking about their dogs’ pictures so I have checked this thread much. That might have been wise because I think I hurt myself laughing at what’s been going on here. I guess I’ll have to keep up.

Sorry, no pictures.

-- When you give someone a chance it may well be their last.

It ain’t the size of the dog in the fight… it’s the size of the fight in the dog…..

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

IT’S THE FORUM POST THAT JUST KEEPS GIVING

-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ???

YES AND LETS NOT FORGET TO LEAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR UNCLE ODI !!

Yes it just keeps giving … and so MrTrim’s dogs … my stomach hurts from laughing.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

HEY!!... I THINK I FOUND SOMETHING!

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

its called french pickin ! lol my ex used to do it sometimes when…... hey wait a minute whered you get that picture ? lol

i hope that #^% didnt let you drive my buick !

LOL

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

MrTrim, if this joint is where you married her, then I can see what went wrong… (was it next door to a Buick dealership?)

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

no steve, we considered them however we did the deed right here because they offered a free cookie

lol Some of you are coming dangerously close to the line.

I’d one-up you but I might get kicked off. But then again we could find out where the line is. You first!

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

This is hurting I have to stop. I’m laughin to long and hard.

-- Kip Northern Illinois ( If you don't know where your goin any road will take you there) George Harrison

lol If this keeps going I’m going to have to bring out the big guns!

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

Flickr uploader isn’t working, so this is the best I can do. Actually it looks like a couple of LumberJocks.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

”dirtclod I see nothing wrong with that … it’s just a boy and his dog”, he says as he’s crying.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

I saw that llast boy and dog on America’s Funniest Videos. And yes he did!

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

Looks like that chihuaua lost half his body weight. And now i know who Dan Looks like…Tank Abbot.

Don’t mess wid Dan.

-- miles125, Alabama.."Architecture is frozen music""

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

You guys have busy while I’ve been gone

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

This cat graduated from dirtclod’s “Ninja warrior cats” school

Apparently though, Odie’s cat above must not have graduated… he’ll have to retake the class on “stealthy escape 101.”

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

This one graduated, he’s tough as nails!!

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

I guess I haven’t had enough coffee this morning. This is all I could do in a pinch.

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

dirtclod- LOL!!!

Y’know.. there’s nothing like having lunch on the back porch… I guess curiosity really does kill the cat…

I ‘spose that if the eagle needed something to drink during his meal on the porch, he could have one of these, shaken- not stirred:

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Yeah, there’s nothing like a bite to eat.

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

oh you guys are funny thanks for the laughs

-- Harold Seward 707-331-0234

Who let the dogs out?

-- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic!

Note to mrtrim and stevekortz

My name IS Buick!!

AND

Who Let the dogs out?

-- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic!

Who Let the dogs out?

Buick

-- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic!

Wheeeeeeee….

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

-- David, South Windsor, CT "I love the smell of sawdust in the morning"

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

me and ole SPOT went over to the beach to pick up chicks , right away he “stakes out ” a real looker for himself !

in case your wondering it didnt go well for him ! so i tried it , didnt go well for me either . ill never listen to him again , he dont know squat about pickin up chicks !

so here we sit taking turns on the google !

I think there is something wrong with your method Trim, can’t put my finger on it but will let you know when I come up with something.

-- Grumpy - "Always look on the bright side of life"- Monty Python

MrTrim-LOL…

Did you get your techniques from this guy? That might be the start of the problem…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

You guys have been busy shopping for photos at the same place as me. How are we doing Grumpy? I had this first one to post for MrTrim, but Flickr wasn’t working yesterday. So here it is a little late. It ties in nicely with your Xwife stories. Allison, where have you been?

GRUMPY have a nice smile.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

HI IT”S ME AGAIN

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

I’m glad we got off them cats. This, BTW, was supposed to be about dogs. I think I’ll get rid of mine.

Any takers?

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Now we are running into each other here. MY STOMACH HURTS. DIRTCLOG … good one … THEN I post to dirtclog and Steve has left a “PILE”

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Y’all said you had HOW MUCH to drink??? Step out of the car, please. ... lol…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

THAT FEELS SO GOOD …

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Odie, were you airing out your dirty laundry on that last pic?

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

LOL!
But, it’s that time of day again. I think I’ll kick back and relax before turning in for the evening. Goodnight all.

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

I think my dog’s joined again, she tried to tell me this is the way all the cool pups are dressing these days… however I did catch her trying to intimidate that hedgehog.

-- Tim D. - Woodstock, GA

RUN RUN RUN!! EVERYBODY OUT!!!! THERE IS AN ODIE IN THE WATER!!!!

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

There he is in the water!!!

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Hey Odie,
You and this thread really fry me!!!

-- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic!

But what are friends for!!!

PEACE!!!

-- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic!

Something seems odd this morning.

What Happened last night?

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

I’m an ARTIST!!

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

I see.

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

GOOD MORNING DAN AND EVERYONE .... IT’S TIME FOR A McODIE You guys in the east got an early start.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

“Lumberjocks is going to the dogs” Huh!

Funny Videos

-- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic!

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

I got here way too late, but no way could I have kept up with this madness. Great humor guys. Wow, funny. You guys and gals are too much. mike

-- Mike. mwurm13@yahoo.com

FUTURE LUMBERJOCKS

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

In case some you aren’t following the “what are you having for breakfast where you are crowd”, MrTrim strikes there too. You need to go on the road and get paid for what you say Mr Trim. YOU ARE GREAT ! This is what I’m talking about. ...

the perfect breakfast

You’re sitting at the breakfast table and your son is on the cover of the box of Wheaties, your mistress is on the cover of Playboy, and your wife is on the back of the milk carton.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

MrTrim,

Is Odie being too hard on you? Maybe you need to use this?

(A new forum standard – courtesy of Dirtclod.)

Just edit out my handle and place in your own.! LOL

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Well Dan it’s like this … TOO MANY BANANAS FOR BREAKFAST!

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Not dog related… but I had to post it… lol

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

NEVER GIVE UP!
“Oh yeah Big Bird, You’re goin’ down!!”

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Have you ever had a really bad day?

(not Odie, he’s in the only one car driving away from it… lol)

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Great post Odie. I really do need to stop by more often.

-- We must guard our enthusiasm as we would our life - James Krenov

Oh we left the dogs a while back. Now we’re on a new trail.

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

Bananna’s have their problems too

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Dirtclog, someone needs to hold you down after the road paint. Steve and rest of you aren’t far behind (as Odie wipes more tears from his eyes from laughing … thank you all).

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

WHOA!!! LOOK AT THOSE DOVETAILS!!!

YO QUIERO BUBINGA…..

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

I came across this on patrol one night… it’s a little hatchback car with a piece of plywood over the back windshield and a very large John Deer lawn tractor on the top. This huge lawn tractor was loosely held on by this little bitty strap on the front. (Sheesh!)

It’s kind of a bad pic, I took it with my cell phone.

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

This is what Odie does for a hobby…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Peggy likes this one.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Smile Odie! I wanna see them tears of laughter! Between you and Steve and Dan , I’m picturing the “Who do you want for president? picture. You all are a riot.
You guys ROCK!!! Matter of fact all this much fun is on the verge of being illegal, Ah but that is just a sick bird!
PEACE!!!

-- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic!

”Wow, nothing feels better in the morning … I needed that. Now it’s time to wonder over to Dan’s topic and see what’s for breakfast.”

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

This is a great post. Made me decide to change my pic from ugly dog to ugly mug.

This post is hilarious.

-- Kirk H. -- http://www.kjwoodworking.com

Welcome to the living Kirk .... dirtclog, you did it again !!!

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

I find this a bit cutesy for my taste but it’s curious.

Puppy loves chicks video: http://cosmos.bcst.yahoo.com/up/player/popup/?cl=7847053

I couldn’t get it to post but watch the “Jerry the dog” video. You’ll hopefully see it on the same page.

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

”Earthling, you look like a tasty morsel. After I finish with you, I’ll check Dan out.”

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Not sure about the size of the fight in the dog theory! But then again my moneys on the little one.

-- Kirk H. -- http://www.kjwoodworking.com

The one on the right looks like he just cut the cheese!!!

-- Kirk H. -- http://www.kjwoodworking.com

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Sir Lobsteeer, I ave you noaw!!... Zee days of you pilaging zee undervorld are over!!

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

This dude has some serious LumberJock potential!! Someone needs to invite him to the site! Notice the very small black sliver of cop car hood at the bottom of the pic… this guy must’ve got pulled over. I’m sure the only reason the officer pulled him over is the busted rear drivers side tail light (probably from backing into the corner of the wood barn at the sawmill). lol….

I ‘spose his woodoworking project is going to have to wait!

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Arrrgh; now that weve fed the cats to the sharks….

-- Growing older but not up!

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

This is the best thread I’ve ever seen anywhere, and I’m a dog.

-- http://www.riverviewwoodworking.com

I’m glad you’re enjoying this and find it Charmin. I was worried someone would complain that it chapped their rear.

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

I feel a nap coming on Welcome all you new to the show … even you “dogs”. DAN, way to go. Are those some of your new breakfast treats? No more biscuits and McOdies for you … huh.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Dirtclod- speaking of a chapped rear….

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Hooooooowwwwwddddyyyyyyyyyyy!

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Remember woodworking safety week…..

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

BUT…This is my picture!

-- Bob Vila would be so proud of you!

so steve , were you able to get your pompe injection or were they closed for the remodel ? (sign in right lower corner ) . and what would that be exactly ? personally ive avoided anything with the word injection linked to it regardless of what gets injected or where ! lol

odi took the bill clinton pledge and promised nothing happened with the bi##h next door .

so DUDE explain this !

The Pompe Injection does seem incredibly suspicious, doesn’t it?... lol… Maybe that’s what you have to take in order to get brave enough to stand on that death trap of scaffolding… lol…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

brave ? you want some of me fool ?

Maybe they should’ve used this type of safer system to do work up high. I mean, heck… forklifts are safe, right? And two have got to be better than one… lol

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

never , ever stand on the top step !

MrTrim…that’s hilarious…!...

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

This isn’t a safety issue is it? (notice the rocket that the plane launched by the traffic controller’s right arm… DOH!)

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

un safe is what id call whoever crapped in these guys easter baskets !

LOL!!...

Don’t worry, this little kid will take care of things if they get out of hand…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

First I’m going to have peanut butter for breakfast …

Then it’s on to work.

OK Steve you hold it still now … then when you nod your head, I’ll hit it.

We missed you Mr Trim … welcome back.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

steve i knew i recognized that kid !

Mr Trim, those two guys (5 photos before) are the result of very unsafe sex.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

just another routine day in the life of scott bryan posting on l. j . ! lol

just hackin on ya scot sorry ! lol

Another future LumberJock ….

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

and another !

That car with the lumber in it was a good one Steve. You think he got his training from these guys?

Oh, I could of told you that you wasn’t going to fit before you tried to jump in!

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

Present day LumberJock …. Mr. Trim, is that you?

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

i been a little ruff on odie here lately so i decided to kinda reinforce our friendship !

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Don’t we all wish that we had one of these….

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Instead of you all doing this I thought that I would give you all a “PEEP SHOW”
Don’t say I never gave ya all nothin!

Funny Videos

-- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic!

Allison- LOL

This is what you get when you smell some bad shoes…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

wow you guys are going crazy here! lol! i love watching this whole thing go along, its so funny!

OK Odie…. I’ll hold on, and if you think you’re getting too heavy, then just let me know and I’ll cut you loose…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

NEVER call ODI on the video phone !!

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

I just washed my hair and can’t do a THING with it…..

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

THIS IS YOUR DOG…..

THIS IS YOUR DOG ON DRUGS…..

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

PEEP show … huh

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Everyone needs to gobble up a little Volkswagon bling when they can….

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Babe-a-licuos hat … huh guys?

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Guys this is a riot. This just keeps getting better. I have always said I firmly believe in the imagination and ingenuity of fellow LJs. i see nothing here to detract from that.

Thanks all for the chuckles. Some of these arrree- inventive shall we say. :)

Thanks for the hacking too. I appreciate that. :)

-- With God's help all things are possible- even woodworking. Woodworking is not just a hobby, it is an (expletive deleted) expensive hobby.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

When Good Dogs start to go bad.

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

hear what ?

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

i dont know where he learned this trick , i seldom drink . ( unless im alone or with somebody )

I don’t know how she can make her car payment AND her dog food bill payment…. lol…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

This dude HAS GOT to be a LumberJock!!!!!! If he’s not, someone needs to invite him….
Check out the drawknifed handlebars, and the front suspension… very nice!

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Steve,
I like the wooden bike. I bet it sounds like a wooden rollercoaster on bumpy roads. I wonder if the inspiration came from here?

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

Great bikes dirtclog …. just shows you, you can use Baltic Birch for “anything”.

I’ve had a rough few days …. Time to relax and watch the game.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Odie,
If you want to relax get yourself one of those redneck swimming pools.

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

Hey Odie, If the games over are you ready for your walk now?

-- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic!

Hey Dan my dog jumps higher than your dog, Neener, Neener, Neener

And he stands pretty too!

-- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic!

Step AWAY from the bar, Odie

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Oh my gosh, Allison… I was laughing so hard at that “Say no to Crack” pic…. thought I was going to shed some tears. I’m hanging that one up at work…

I was rolling on the floor…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

This interpreter needs to take better ENGRISH classes…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

This cow must be a world traveler…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Sometimes life is pretty unfair….

Other times, it’s just downright ugly…

WOW, is it ever ugly…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Hot Dog anyone:

Maybe take a little nap:

-- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step.

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

the goldbergs poodles keep leaving ” lawn cruellers ” in my yard so i picked this little rascal up off e bay !

I’m with you Gary, a nap sounds in order…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Hey, whatever works. (Git-R-Done!)

.....AND… What is that he’s hauling, you ask?

Oh Yeah… Git-R-Done!...

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

love that bus. wish I had thought of that !

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

the ” middle class ” aint dead yet !

This thread is spinning wildly out of control…

-- David, South Windsor, CT "I love the smell of sawdust in the morning"

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Allison, GOOD ONE (or many). All of you have been so busy. I timed it … it took a minute and a half to down load this topic this morning. Steve, you were just here. I have to get busy and put something here.

Is this what you were talking about before Steve?

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Gotta love that duct tape. We old snowmobilers used to call it “high speed tape”.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Odie, I think we’re all laughing at this thread because we’ve all found something, somewhere in here that we’ve done… (or encountered… somehow… by somebody… at least somewhat)... lol

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

so what are you saying steve , are you doing a little cow licking when no ones around ?? lol

when the “club ” just isnt in the budget

I sure do eat other animals. But I guess it’s just a matter of personal taste, since I prefer hot chicks to dogs. lol

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

Here’s a tip for all the speeders… when this happens, DON’T tell the Trooper that you were driving the speed limit…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

From the “You can’t teach ol dogs new tricks Dept” I just received this by e-mail and thought it might give a chuckle: One day, while going to the store, I passed by a nursing home. On the front lawn were six old ladies lying naked on the grass. I thought this was a bit unusual, but continued on my way to the store.

On my return trip, I passed the same nursing home with the same six old ladies lying naked on the lawn.

This time my curiosity got the best of me, & I went inside to talk to the Nursing Home Administrator. ‘Do you know there are six ladies lying naked on your Front lawn?’

“Yes,’ she said. ‘They’re retired prostitutes – they’re having a yard sale.’

-- Growing older but not up!

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

AH, new computer to log onto LumberJocks with.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

So all you lumberJocks that are my brother “DOGS”

HAVE A GOODNIGHT !

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

OOPS … !@#^%&# &^% ... Had a wee bit of a problem, We did. Oh and we were celebrating “SAFETY DAY” and all. Does anyone want a good deal on truck? At least I didn’t have to carry the wood too far.

This is what it really looks like when “city folk” come to Truckee to cut firewood.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Holy Cow Odie!!... That’s hilarious…!!...

LOL… still laughing… !!!...

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

What picture you didn’t post, however, was this dude’s buddy that he brought along to help cut the tree down. This guy came prepared with an airbag, just in case the tree fell on him. He’s a whole lot more smarter-er than the dude with the truck… lol

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Odie You Da Man!!!

-- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark. Professionals built the Titanic!

well if being shot thru the heart by some red neck aint humiliating enuff , the mutts gotta get some braggin rights too !

mrtrim,

Kin’s Revenge:

-- Wonderful new things are coming! - God

oh yes bambi does blackrock !

OH my stomach hurts. Mr Trim, Dirtclog, Steve, and Allison, you are all making my eyes water from laughter.

By the way, this guy drove our woodcutter to the insurance company.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

odi i think he was trying to get his moneys worth !

i posted this on martins whats your dream prize thread since i didnt get the boot thought id share it with you guys too !

I’ve been looking for that. Mr. Trim, have you been between my pillows? OOPS sorry you hunks.

-- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ???

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

yes its very warm in here bag head ! lol

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Hey Unknownwoodworker, I found your pets…..

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

I saved them from this dude, who was trying to run them over on his bike… It’s a good thing those little ‘fellas were quick.

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

steve pulls over a very young rodny king !

You guys make me smile. I wonder how long before we hear from old bag head again.

-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". http://woodstermangotwood.blogspot.com/ (my funny blog)

Backup is en route….

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

This one drives some people crazy… see how long it takes you to find the human head in these coffee beans (and yes, there is one in it!)...

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

bottom left of center 45 sec. whats the prize ?

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-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

CONGRATULATIONS, MRTRIM, YOU’VE WON AN ALL EXPENSE PAID LUXURY CRUISE WITH:

(HEY, YOU ASKED…LOL)

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

found this photo … worlds fattest dog

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Well, he looks like a MAD plant eater, anyway… lol

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

wow steve she got every thing a man could want …..
big muscles .,,
a moustach ..
hairy chest .. shave her back take her into town !! oh yeaa !

meanwhile back at the ranch …......

to all members of this thread ….

One of these days, Sam, we’re gonna bust out of this joint…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever

Dan- YIKES!!... I think I’d be running the other direction from that thing…

and, hey, You’re icon is pretty cool… it’s always an adventure to see what or who you’re going to be every day…

-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) †

Wow!!!!!!! What can I say so many things could be done in the time you all have put in to this Dog thing… I dont know like woodworking maybe. Who really thinks this is funny????? I really think this blog is for the dogs. I think they all win give them all a bone. Now lets not forget the cats lets give them to the dogs…..... Now thats funny sh-t I dont care who you are thats funny…......LOL

-- Davesfunwoodworking

-- work from your heart and your spirit will live forever