| Forum topic by odie | posted 42 days ago | 1418 views | 3 times favorited | 79 replies | ![]() |
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42 days ago |
Topic tags/keywords: humor dogs Now why the hell would someone use that title for a topic? Have you looked at the postings on this site lately? Half of the postings are by dogs. These are very intelligent animals. With a brain about one tenth as powerful as ours and no opposing thumbs, they are still able to turn out some really great projects. And not only great projects, but they’re giving some great advice too. Hell, that means they type also. You do know where this is going don’t you? Are some of you so butt ugly you can’t show your face? Don’t you think you have worn the dog thing out though. I counted the dogs on this site. There are exactly 85 of you dogs out there. Sorry Raymond made 86 a couple of days ago. Then two more came along making it 88. If I were to pick a dog for me it would be this one below :
Don’t get me wrong, if that’s what floats your boat go for it. There’s just too many Joneses keeping up with the Joneses though. Now some of you get it and chose other animals to portray you at this site. There are gerbils, squirrels, fish, rats, elephants, parrots, and about five cats. But, I feel that most of these are just a poor substitute for that great animal the dog. Now if you’re going to use a cat, how about one like the one below. Now is that butt ugly or what ?
To slightly change the subject, some of you show a real imagination. One of you lazyfiremaninTN has clamps on his head and NuWaveDave has his head way up “it”. Olaf Gradin and ScottyB are just too dapper for words. Now, wooder likes to show his prowess with the ladies (you lucky “dog”). And of course we have to vote Termite the “sexiest” LumberJock alive. And we can’t forget the ladies. You guys must admit the LumberJock “ettes” as a group are the best looking of any hobby or vocation. One was a wooden mermaid and did so well at this site, and like Pinoccio, got turned into a real girl (and pretty too). Girls … here’s looking at you.
And you … YES YOU … hiding behind those LumberJock emblems, shame on you. Show yourselves, it will free your minds. We promise not to laugh out loud at you, well not too much anyway. But, please don’t use a dogs face, that’s been taken. And who is the bravest one at this site? Me of course, have you looked at my picture? Oh, if any of you take any of this seriously, then stay behind those dog faces. P.S. This was supposed to be posted for April Fools Day, but I’m in So. Cal. checking out Allison’s favorite wood store. I will be traveling home on the 1st. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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42 days ago |
Still trying to cause problems Odie. You don’t seem to learn do you. But great post. -- Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com |
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42 days ago |
The cat on the tummy. Did your wife take that photo? -- Ron in Osseo, Minnesota |
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42 days ago |
Yes my wife took that !!! -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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42 days ago |
Pretty funny photos. -- Gary, East TX -- The longest journey begins with a single step. |
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42 days ago |
Odie, You put a lot of effort into this one didn’t you? You made my day. I strongly suspect that you got your April fools post in early because you know it probably won’t be the last. We have some real creative folks on board. Keep ‘em coming. -- With God's help all things are possible- even woodworking. Woodworking is not just a hobby, it is an (expletive deleted) expensive hobby. |
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42 days ago |
Hi Odie Great Forum!! Your dog picture gets my vote. Thank you for posting. God Bless -- Mc Bridge Cabinets, Iowa |
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42 days ago |
Odie. But you did miss Dan in statement of ones with imagination. No one know what his picture is going to be next. -- Karson Southern Delaware karson_morrison@bigfoot.com |
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42 days ago |
I am amazed at their ability to type, have spouses (based on their convos) and have jobs in the real world… -- Matt, Napa, CA: Lj's...I love logging on--I feel so young after being around teenagers all day! |
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42 days ago |
as for being butt ugly I gotta admit—-that is not my picture…I got some young hot couple from Napa Valley to pose for my LJ photo…trust me…it was a good decision… -- Matt, Napa, CA: Lj's...I love logging on--I feel so young after being around teenagers all day! |
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42 days ago |
Great pre-April Fools Day post Odie! Is that your wife reflected in the mirrored shades? In any case, love the photos. Never stop laughing! That’s what my grandfather always said, and he just passed, at 107! |
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42 days ago |
Again, Odie… I love you, man. -- Dust collectors suck. |
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42 days ago |
You guys have to check out the jocks … check Dan and Peggy they get it. And I love you too Blake …. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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42 days ago |
we have fun together… dualing laptops and all -- Hey ! I was born in IOWA .... don't blame me |
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42 days ago |
Thanks Odie! -- Peggy |
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41 days ago |
Well, Well, Well my friend would you like a drink of And you know what I always say, -- Allison, Northeastern Ca. Remember, Amateurs built the Ark, Professionals built the Titanic! |
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41 days ago |
WOW Allison WOW can you believe it … I can’t think of anything to say. Do we share brother in laws ? Mine sent me those penquins too. So this is why you kept asking me when I was posting. I’m so proud of my buddy. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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41 days ago |
haha nice chuckle -- "Functional WoodArt" by Debbie, Canada (http://www.execulink.com/~yohan) |
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41 days ago |
This is a strange thread. Entertaining, but strange. -- Maplewood, MN |
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41 days ago |
You never know what you’ll find here on LumberJocks. No doubt, this is a strange thread. However, I’m glad I’m not the only one who has noticed the preponderance of puppy pictures. -- If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a darn fool about it. |
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41 days ago |
giggle, giggle. good one, Odie. Allison, you don’t look old enough to be an old hippy. -- Thos. Angle, Owyhee Design, Oregon |
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41 days ago |
It’s a dog’s life being a LJ Lee -- No piece is cut too short. It was meant for a smaller project. |
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41 days ago |
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41 days ago |
JimB that was great !!!! Everyone …. click on the address above … I dare you not to laugh. And check out woodpick ,he just got here and gets it. You both are great … thank you. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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41 days ago |
hmmmm…....... mine makes me look distinguished! :-]> -- hey honey! watch this! |
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41 days ago |
Odie, |
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41 days ago |
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41 days ago |
OK, Odie… Here’s the big reveal… well, almost. Yes, that is a picture of me hiding behind a picture of… well… me. JUST FOR YOU…
If, however, you were looking for a more civil picture, you could go here. Thanks for the entertaining post… -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) |
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41 days ago |
Thank you all … keep those cards and letters coming. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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40 days ago |
Got to say this has been a very amuzing and entertaining thread – Great Fun Topic. One point have you noticed how many people look like that little lumber jock guy ! PS: Actually my dog is the Lumber Jock I just do the typing, you see he does not have those opposing thumbs and hates getting his nails trimmed! -- Bill - - Ad-Marketing Guy, Ramsey NJ |
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40 days ago |
Hey Odie, I got to thinking, you have the same name as the dog character in the Garfield cartoon… ... cooincidence? -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) |
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40 days ago |
You guys crack me up. My dog is too dumb to even do anything that looks stupid. (unlike her owner) -- Charlie M. "Woodworking - patience = firewood" |
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40 days ago |
have you looked at my picture…? a picture of my dog would be a improvement!!!! -- tn hillbilly |
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40 days ago |
It’s not a coincidence that I share Garfield’s friends name. He was named after me. Oh, I just got home from L.A. ... Thank God … -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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40 days ago |
Dan, stop hitting me. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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40 days ago |
we have way too much fun .. -- Hey ! I was born in IOWA .... don't blame me |
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39 days ago |
Dan, I can’t keep track of you. You keep changing. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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36 days ago |
You people crack me up. OK because of you I’m posting my picture … Thats Dude -- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
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36 days ago |
I needed a break from my head, and now I need a break from your heads. Where do you come up with stuff like this? My psychiatrist just decided to take me off meds!!!! LOL The cat tat is pretty wild though. -- --Chuck |
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35 days ago |
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35 days ago |
eeeeeeeehhhh HHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAAAAAAAWWWW ! we cookin’ with gas now ! love that unknown woodworker’s avatar …. we rockin now -- Hey ! I was born in IOWA .... don't blame me |
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35 days ago |
Even better, I make projects with this silly finger my owner stuck on my head! <woof> -- Tim D. - Woodstock, GA |
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34 days ago |
I have something sad to report … There are 7 new dogs at lumberJocks since this was posted. I will not give up. Dan, you’re right… we rockin now. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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34 days ago |
![]() Another DOG photo …. -- Hey ! I was born in IOWA .... don't blame me |
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32 days ago |
What’s going on? Your animation is not working on your profile photos .. Peggy,Dan, and Brad_Nailer. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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32 days ago |
Hey Steve …. One less dog … WOW ! -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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30 days ago |
Dogs Rule !!!! -- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
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29 days ago |
My little buddy sirs on a stool and watches me work, her hearing protection works well ,but her eye protection keeps slipping down on her nose. she gives excellent advise and is very comforting when I finally sit down and ponder all the mistakes i made while we were in the shop. -- Brad,--"The way to eat an eliphant is one bite at a time" |
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28 days ago |
The reason I use a pic of my dog (China) is that I haven’t been able to teach her how to work the camera and take one of me. We’re working on it though. -- Use the fence Luke |
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28 days ago |
Brad & Doug you both have very good excuses, but they just won’t cut it here. I am glad you two see the humor in it all though. Almost one thousand of you have laughed at this topic …. just three thousand more to go. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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24 days ago |
I have to tell a story …. One of you (nameless) wants meet me at the Sacramento Woodworking Show this weekend. I will need to look for a guy that looks just like the LumberJocks logo. Gee, I hope he remembers what I look like. LOL, LOL, LOL -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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24 days ago |
the animations have dis-appeared. Sent an email to Martin and he said a software update causes the .gif animations to be frozen in the avatars. -- Hey ! I was born in IOWA .... don't blame me |
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24 days ago |
![]() -- Hey ! I was born in IOWA .... don't blame me |
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23 days ago |
Thanks for info friend … These computer geeks can’t leave anything alone….. ref: Murphy’s Law of Computing. http://lumberjocks.com/topics/3014 -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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12 days ago |
Hey Odie, This thread has been pretty entertaining… -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) |
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12 days ago |
Steve … is that where my teeth went ? -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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10 days ago |
I couldn’t help but notice that D'NL has GONE TO THE DOGS! I think you’ve run them all off from here to there… lol. -- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) |
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9 days ago |
Steve…I checked out Sue’s Hanging Animal Quilts and didn’t see one hanging animal. What’s the deal? |
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9 days ago |
STEVE .... BAD BOY you linked to my site. Knottyguy … What? Dan you never fail to make me laugh …. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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4 days ago |
Sorry Odie, I accidently deleted my pic above Dan’s…
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) |
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4 days ago |
Dan, this one is for you…
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) |
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2 days ago |
I haven’t been looking …. I see I’m going to have to find some pictures to put here. You two are WAAAAAY ahead of me. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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2 days ago |
DANG!!... I GOTTA WATER THE DOGS AGAIN!!...
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) |
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1 day ago |
Sorry Dan, Steve is way ahead of you with this one. I think only we three are looking at this …. WHO CARES …. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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1 day ago |
For now this what I had … Happy Mothers’ Day you mothers ….........
-- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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18 hours ago |
<laugh> how did I miss this thread? Great :) -- "so much to learn and so little time".. |
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16 hours ago |
mrtrim You’ve out done yourself this time. I had one very close to that, but was afraid to post it. snowdog … where have you been. Dan, I’m “dizzy” ... help. mrtrim, I guess there are worst things than getting kicked out of the NFL. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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15 hours ago |
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) |
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14 hours ago |
I made a mistake and assumed that folks would be talking about their dogs’ pictures so I have checked this thread much. That might have been wise because I think I hurt myself laughing at what’s been going on here. I guess I’ll have to keep up. Sorry, no pictures. -- If at first you don't succeed, try again. Then quit. No use being a darn fool about it. |
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9 hours ago |
It ain’t the size of the dog in the fight… it’s the size of the fight in the dog…..
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) |
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8 hours ago |
IT’S THE FORUM POST THAT JUST KEEPS GIVING -- ??? My mistakes heat the house. It's very warm in here. ??? |
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8 hours ago |
YES AND LETS NOT FORGET TO LEAVE A LITTLE SOMETHING FOR UNCLE ODI !! -- if you aint the lead dog the scenery never changes |
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5 hours ago |
Yes it just keeps giving … and so MrTrim’s dogs … my stomach hurts from laughing. -- Odie, Confucius say, "He who laughs at one's self is BUTT of joke". |
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80 minutes ago |
HEY!!... I THINK I FOUND SOMETHING!
-- As iron sharpens iron, so one man sharpens another. (Proverbs 27:17) |
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